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Create-A-Joke Jokebook

Post by Mr. Freeman on Wed Jul 08, 2015 11:58 am

Think about it: A jokebook where you can create your own jokes, or funny quotes.

Here's One for you:

"Hey, Buster! Take two ass kickings and call your mom in the morning!" Said Andrew Reckless as he laughs at Buster.
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Post by The Pop Cult Gamer on Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:36 pm

D.W. : Aunt Lucy, next time you get married? Can I help?

Everyone Laughs.

Me: Sure D.W.! When Lucy gets a divorce!
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Re: Create-A-Joke Jokebook

Post by CMSAB11 on Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:30 am

Arthur and Buster, as ADULTS, late @ nite:
Buster: My cock is so small Sad
Arthur: Don't worry bby, I've got more than enough to go around Wink Wink
Buster: Oh yeeeeah...
*scene fades out as hard pounding ensues*
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Post by A Lotta Moms on Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:39 am

CMSAB11 wrote:Arthur and Buster, as ADULTS, late @ nite:
Buster: My cock is so small Sad
Arthur: Don't worry bby, I've got more than enough to go around Wink Wink
Buster: Oh yeeeeah...
*scene fades out as hard pounding ensues*
Since I'm in the mood, now...

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Re: Create-A-Joke Jokebook

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:04 am

Francine: Ah Arthur what are you wearing that top for?
Arthur proudly struts around their bedroom in his "Im a boobs man T-shirt"
"Well our son has one" "when you feed him"
Francine: You want a turn don't you baby?"
Arthur grins...."yes please honey".....
Big boobs and suckling....
End
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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Fri Jul 17, 2015 6:15 pm

Buster:
"Hey Arthur" 
Arthur: "Yeah?"
Buster: "If the Europeans have Euros, shouldn't the Africans have Afros?"
Arthur *sigh* " you really are an idiot"

Heard that joke on giggle tv.

Two blonde bunnies are driving in Florida, they see a sign that says
"DISNEY WORLD, LEFT"
They burst into tears and drive home!!!
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Re: Create-A-Joke Jokebook

Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Sun Sep 11, 2016 3:10 pm

Hey guys, why did Buster join the US Border Patrol? Smile
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Re: Create-A-Joke Jokebook

Post by Kerry9Story on Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:49 pm

dunno.
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:52 pm

Because he was looking for aliens!
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Post by Kerry9Story on Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:59 pm

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Re: Create-A-Joke Jokebook

Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Sat Sep 17, 2016 9:39 pm

Molly "Hey buster, Why are you trying to lay down my guitar?"

Buster "Because I can't get it up."

lol!

Arthur "Hey Buster I heard you and Marina had lunch at McDonalds the other day."

Buster "Yeah, and I let her play with my nuggets."

Laughing Smile

George "Say Francine, I heard you went to a Dike fest this summer."

Francine "It was a Bike fest!"

George " Dam this dyslexia!"

affraid
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Re: Create-A-Joke Jokebook

Post by _Glaceon_VI on Sat Sep 17, 2016 9:51 pm

Buster & Molly Lover wrote:Molly "Hey buster, Why are you trying to lay down my guitar?"

Buster "Because I can't get it up."

lol!

Arthur "Hey Buster I heard you and Marina had lunch at McDonalds the other day."

Buster "Yeah, and I let her play with my nuggets."

Laughing Smile

George "Say Francine, I heard you went to a Dike fest this summer."

Francine "It was a Bike fest!"

George " Dam this dyslexia!"

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lol! That's fudging funny as fudge, Buster & Molly Lover Kun!~ (◍´͈ꈊ`͈◍)
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Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Sun Sep 18, 2016 4:19 am

Marina "Hey Prunella I heard you bought two new crystal balls last week."

prunella "Yep, My Mom said it was the biggest balls she'd ever seen!"

Laughing

Buster "Hey Arthur do you want to see the snake in my pants?"

Arthur "WHAT?!'

Buster Then takes a toy snake out of his pocket. "Here want to play with it?"

Rolling Eyes

Buster "Hey Marina do you want to come to my house and play with my big carrot?"

Marina "Now Buster that's just Wrong! you know that I can't see it."

tongue

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Re: Create-A-Joke Jokebook

Post by _Glaceon_VI on Sun Sep 18, 2016 11:14 am

Here's mine:
Francine Chan "Hey ya Arthur baka! Do ya wanna see & touch my two big soccer balls?"
Arthur Kun "Sure of course, I wants to see & touch your big soccer balls, Francine Waifu~!"
Francine Chan *Uplifts her shirt & her tits are showed to
Arthur Kun*
Arthur Kun *Blushes* "Wow Francine Waifu....your damn soccer balls are big as coconuts~!"
Francine Chan *Blushes* "It's not like I wants to show my big soccer balls to ya, Arthur Kun baka!"
Arthur Kun *Touches Francine Chan's big soccer balls & blushes*
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Sun Sep 18, 2016 11:28 am

I remember 9/11...

...that was the day Arthur's Really Rockin' Music Mix was released.
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Post by _Glaceon_VI on Sun Sep 18, 2016 11:35 am

Omfg....really that Arthur's Really Rockin' Music Mix was released on 9/11?! That's an shocking fact of Arthur! |||||/( ̄ロ ̄Wink\||||||| NO WAY!!!!!
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Sun Sep 18, 2016 12:18 pm

What's the deal with that album anyways? I can barely find three songs from it on YouTube...
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Re: Create-A-Joke Jokebook

Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Sep 19, 2016 6:01 am

Buster & Molly Lover wrote:Molly "Hey buster, Why are you trying to lay down my guitar?"

Buster "Because I can't get it up."

lol!

Arthur "Hey Buster I heard you and Marina had lunch at McDonalds the other day."

Buster "Yeah, and I let her play with my nuggets."

Laughing Smile

George "Say Francine, I heard you went to a Dike fest this summer."

Francine "It was a Bike fest!"

George " Dam this dyslexia!"

affraid
#3 takes the medal. Laughing
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Re: Create-A-Joke Jokebook

Post by CMSAB11 on Thu Sep 22, 2016 4:08 pm

"Dike fest"... lol!
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Post by fudgy brown sludge on Sat Sep 24, 2016 3:56 am

what do you call Kerry9Story in the winter?
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Sat Sep 24, 2016 4:48 am

I dunno?
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Post by fudgy brown sludge on Sat Sep 24, 2016 4:50 am

a SNOWBLOWER!!!
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Sat Sep 24, 2016 7:13 am

I don't get it...
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Post by Kerry9Story on Mon Sep 26, 2016 1:47 am

needs be killed.
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Post by CMSAB11 on Tue Sep 27, 2016 10:10 am

lol!
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