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Post by Coyote_Mao on Tue Jan 31, 2017 3:44 pm

ZeGermanArthurFan wrote:"Where the Red Fern Grows".
Hmm... Are you implying that Fern is a commie? Very Happy
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:06 pm

Well...not really. That her family had a Soviet line (like the Bonapartes had an American line, the last one of which was co-founder of the FBI to my knowledge)

"And this is my cousin Mukhtar, the last descendant of the Soviet Walters line..."
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Post by Coyote_Mao on Tue Jan 31, 2017 5:28 pm

ZeGermanArthurFan wrote:
"And this is my cousin Mukhtar, the last descendant of the Soviet Walters line..."
This isn't an actual quote from an episode... Ri-i-ight? Surprised
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Tue Jan 31, 2017 5:41 pm

Nooo... Very Happy
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Post by Coyote_Mao on Tue Jan 31, 2017 5:57 pm

Phew! You had me worried there for a second. XD
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Tue Feb 28, 2017 4:12 pm

But on the subject of Fern...

It's another one of Francine's legendary sleepovers. The mood is cheerful, but not too wild. Fern is leaning on the wall, eating a chocolate bar.

As she swallows down a bite, she suddenly turns as red in the face as the ribbon in her hair. Warts develop all over her face, she starts hacking and coughing, changing from blue to green in the face...and faints. Panic arises, the girls call the medic...

When Fern wakes up, she's in hospital. There are no more warts in her face, and it itself has reverted to its regular color. Her parents are sitting by her bedside.
"Tell us what happened!" urges her father.
"How did you end up in hospital?"
Fern sits up. "Well the last thing I remember was eating a chocolate bar and..."
"A CHOCOLATE BAR?! Were you trying to kill yourself?! I told you a thousand times we get food poisoning if we eat chocolate!"
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Post by Kerry9Story on Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:33 pm

well shits serve her the fuck she askin for. >_<
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:44 pm

Muffy: "Bodyguards? What for? My personal servant is a bloodhound after all!"
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:22 am

The Deegans used to have a third child, but she moved to Germany and started selling margarine:
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Post by Coyote_Mao on Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:13 am

Oh yeah, and then there's their oldest sister... Salmonella. Mad
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Post by A Lotta Moms on Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:17 am

Rubella, Salmonella...talk about some bad genes.
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Post by Kerry9Story on Wed Jul 05, 2017 1:06 pm

i guess
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Re: Create-A-Joke Jokebook

Post by Muffy Crosswire on Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:37 am

My favourite joke:
Muffy If money doesn't grow in trees than why do banks have so many branches?

My phone prank:
Muffy Is your refrigerator running?

Stranger: yes

Muffy Well, you better catch it!
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:13 pm

Wasn't that last one like, 35 years ago? I'm surprised you still remember it!
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Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:15 pm

I like to think that Muffy still prank calls complete strangers in her spare time.
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Post by Muffy Crosswire on Tue Jul 25, 2017 1:38 am

ZeGermanArthurFan wrote:Wasn't that last one like, 35 years ago? I'm surprised you still remember it!

What are you talking about!? That was this year, i'm only eight years old!

Sometimes things do seem like forever ago.
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Re: Create-A-Joke Jokebook

Post by A Lotta Moms on Thu Jul 27, 2017 2:07 am

But Muffy, your profile says that you're 21!  
Must be all those Mature Miss magazines, right? Wink
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Re: Create-A-Joke Jokebook

Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Fri Jul 28, 2017 5:02 am

Somewhere on the net I saw this faux Arthur ad: "Neighborhood kid exposes weird trick. Has been 8 since 1996." Very Happy
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Post by fudgy brown sludge on Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:34 pm


and this is the way his life is.
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Post by Coyote_Mao on Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:45 am

She needs to be old to watch all the rich kids... Videos of debauchery. Wink
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Re: Create-A-Joke Jokebook

Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:28 am

I know another one:

Someone post a pic of Kyle with a shocked expres​sion(his picture from the Wiki doesn't quite cut it) and add the caption: "That's racist!"

To be used in the future when it is appropriate.
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Re: Create-A-Joke Jokebook

Post by Kerry9Story on Mon Aug 14, 2017 8:44 am

well it is Crying or Very sad
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Re: Create-A-Joke Jokebook

Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Sat Sep 09, 2017 4:21 pm

If you produce an Arthur game without Marc's or PBS' consent, it's likely that one of them will Sue Ellen you...
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