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Post by CMSAB11 on Mon Oct 05, 2015 8:24 pm

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Man-Charged-With-Fraud-Theft-of-4-Million-Pounds-of-Citrus-329610071.html

And he would've had a lifetime's supply of vitamin C if those meddling cops didn't get in the way...the things you have to do to stay healthy these days.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Oct 05, 2015 8:37 pm

Frankly, I blame Goatman.  He probably paid this guy off so he could finally have enough fructose-packed citrus to sugarfuck every gas tank in Miami-Dade county.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by The Pop Cult Gamer on Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:18 pm

At least they weren't Apricots!
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Apricot Jack on Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:43 pm

The Pop Cult Gamer wrote:At least they weren't Apricots!
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by The Pop Cult Gamer on Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:49 pm

Apricot Jack wrote:
The Pop Cult Gamer wrote:At least they weren't Apricots!

Are you human dude? Can you talk?
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Kerry9Story on Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:03 am

shit maesk my fat ass hungies sis, ima eat the FUCK out that shit!
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by CMSAB11 on Thu Oct 08, 2015 1:06 am

Uh oh...

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/black-bear-attacks-florida-man-kills-his-dog-n440396

B43RZ in Florida!! 0_0

At least they're eating all the d0gz, they don't deserve to live anyway. Razz
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Kerry9Story on Thu Oct 08, 2015 7:25 am

shits wild
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by A Lotta Moms on Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:09 am

One hotel room.  One dead woman.  Two live monkeys.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/31/us/florida-woman-monkeys-found/index.html
Only in Florida. Cool
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by CMSAB11 on Fri Feb 05, 2016 3:59 pm

As my state gets crazier and crazier...
Oh well. At least the birds are pretty.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Kerry9Story on Sat Feb 06, 2016 10:32 am

want 1 them.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by CMSAB11 on Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:14 pm

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:40 pm

Just because dreams can come true...



Order filled with two left over!
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Wed Feb 17, 2016 5:15 pm

Crazy things these days! Shocked
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by A Lotta Moms on Sat Feb 20, 2016 7:05 pm

In a particularly crazy state, no less. Since moving down here, it's never failed to amaze me what a carnival this place is.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by CMSAB11 on Sun Feb 21, 2016 12:33 am

Florida is in a category all its own...

http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/19/health/florida-palm-beach-teen-doctor-arrest/

God, kids posing as doctors without a license... x_X

Not to mention the many "pain management" clinics that have cropped up all over the state in recent years...whose only purpose is to hand out drug prescriptions, no questions asked, to feed their "patients'" addictions. -_-
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Feb 22, 2016 1:51 pm

Looks like Brain got just a little too far ahead of his studies for his own good...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by CMSAB11 on Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:18 pm

http://www.complex.com/life/2016/02/florida-man-mosque-bacon-attack

"Wolfe stands charged with breaking in to the Islamic Society of Central Florida Masjid Al-Munin Mosque in Titusville on New Year's Eve where police say he slashed at windows and various other items with a machete, then dropped raw bacon all over the floor near the front door before he left."

The possibility of life imprisonment...all because he had to use the bacon. No
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Kerry9Story on Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:36 pm

burgrs brkfast sis i eat the FUCK OUt dat shit.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by CMSAB11 on Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:38 pm

jeesh, what a waste...there was nothing even wrong with the bacon...and he goes and uses it to defile property No
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by A Lotta Moms on Sat Feb 27, 2016 2:12 am

A full slab of bacon, too.  Just think of all the bums it could've fed...
A waste, indeed. Crying or Very sad
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by CMSAB11 on Sat Feb 27, 2016 12:50 pm

I made sure to savor every morsel of my bacon this morning, needless to say...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Kerry9Story on Wed Mar 09, 2016 8:12 pm

<---3at.
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