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Thousand Yard Stare

Post by A Lotta Moms on Thu Nov 19, 2015 4:53 am

[06:18:56] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Hey Maria.
[06:19:30] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: *stares off into space, eyes glazed over*
[06:19:46] WheeljackDude : Alien (to Maria): Greetings, earthling.
[06:21:19] WheeljackDude : Buster: Run, Maria! Run!!!
[06:21:30] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Whaaaaa....
[06:21:52] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria stumbles, and falls flat on the pavement as little green men approach her...
[06:22:12] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Take me, take me!
[06:22:28] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's eyes light up at the prospect of a thorough probing.
[06:22:44] WheeljackDude : Plague Maria: There goes the neighborhood...



[06:24:01] @ A Lotta Moms : Mr. Morris: *hic* The plague's a'spreadin'! Errybody run!
[06:24:48] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Who thinks this is the real Maria (points to Plague Maria), raise your hands!
[06:25:09] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
[06:25:23] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Molly? What are you doing here?
[06:25:32] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly smacks the taste out of Arthur's mouth.
[06:25:52] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Anything I damn well please, Long Nose!
[06:26:21] WheeljackDude : Polly (Molly's twin sister): You leave Arthur alone!
[06:26:44] @ A Lotta Moms : Just in the nick of time, Mr. Ratburn arrives to save the day.
[06:27:27] @ A Lotta Moms : Pulling up his pants to hide the tu-tu beneath as he rushes hastily into the classroom to kick off the day.
[06:28:07] WheeljackDude : Polly: You must be Arthur. My twin sister told me all about you.
[06:27:11] WheeljackDude : Polly: Sorry that I didn't attend Lakewood. I attend Mighty Mountains.
[06:28:21] @ A Lotta Moms : Mr. Ratburn: In that case, Polly, you have neither right nor reason to keep living.
[06:28:27] @ A Lotta Moms : Mr. Ratburn: At your earliest convenience, please go stick your head in the latrine and start counting until you pass out.
[06:29:18] @ A Lotta Moms : Ratburn promptly slams the door on Molly, who proceeds to drop her pants and squat.
[06:29:29] WheeljackDude : Rodentia Ratburn: Nigel! Why are you abusing Polly MacDonald?
[06:30:07] @ A Lotta Moms : Mr. Ratburn: Because she's Molly's sister, and that makes her the next worst thing to a redheaded stepchild!
[06:30:40] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain: (still frustrated over he fact that he's missing an emoticon): Mr. Ratburn, can we get started with today's lesson?
[06:30:52] WheeljackDude : James: (to Molly) You got a twin sister? Why you didn't tell me?
[06:31:47] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: *panting as she finishes leaving a surprise outside the door*
[06:31:49] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Rrgh...James, there are some things you're too young to understand.
[06:31:53] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn: Miss Pappas and Miss Compson?
[06:32:18] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: H-h-h-here!
[06:32:40] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Yer darn tootin'!
[06:33:10] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn: Miss Compson, you'll be partners with Miss Pappas.
[06:33:23] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Hot diggity!
[06:33:50] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Wh-wh-what about Alex, Mr. Ratburn?
[06:34:05] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex stares aimlessly out the window.
[06:34:22] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn: Mr... (points at Alex)
[06:34:52] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex just sits there.
[06:35:06] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn: We only have 13 students. So Alex... You have to work with Miss Pappas and Miss Compson...
[06:35:33] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex: ...
[06:35:55] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: HELLO, ARE YOU HARD OF HEARING?
[06:36:08] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex: ... ... ...
[06:36:51] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine gives Alex a little shove.
[06:37:16] @ A Lotta Moms : Then pokes him in the shoulder with her pen.
[06:37:19] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex remains motionless.
[06:37:21] WheeljackDude : All the students gasp.

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Re: Thousand Yard Stare

Post by pokemonlover731 on Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:26 am

R.I.P alex
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Re: Thousand Yard Stare

Post by A Lotta Moms on Thu Nov 19, 2015 6:29 pm

Alas...
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Post by Kerry9Story on Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:51 pm

sad shit bro.
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Re: Thousand Yard Stare

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:29 pm

Alas poor...alex I knew him well Sad well not really
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