Thanksgiving Special: Roasted Rabbit (WARNING: Grimdark material)

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Thanksgiving Special: Roasted Rabbit (WARNING: Grimdark material)

Post by WheeljackDude on Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:20 am

[01:48:29 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Hello, this is Chef John from Food Wishes dot com with...



[01:48:29 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: ...roasted rabbit!
[01:49:45 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : The gang sits down in the live studio audience, anxiously awaiting the show as Chef John prepares the stove and cutting board.
[01:50:16 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: That's right, a completely technique-free rabbit procedure for first timers and beginners!
[01:50:39 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Today, you can be the Dick Cavett of your very own rabbit!
[01:50:53 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster, Maria, Ladonna, Alex, Blonde Rabbit Girl, Rabbit Boy, Nancy, John, Patrick, Molly, and that big burly rabbit boy are all becoming...Chef John's victims.
[01:51:04 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine (to Arthur): Arthur, have you seen Alex?
[01:51:39 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : They all sit dumbfounded and only slightly on edge, taken and relaxed by Chef John's otherwise folksy demeanor.
[01:52:25 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Their ears perk up at the sound of a drum roll.
[01:52:35 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Maria Pappas, come on down!



[01:53:27 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, M-16-armed security guards who seem to have quietly positioned themselves by the exits.
[01:54:04 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur (to Buster): Buster, have you seen Alex?
[01:54:07 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster shrugs.
[01:54:13 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Chef Puffeau: Madame Pappas?
[01:54:57 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Even though this is pretty much technique free, it guarantees you a magazine cover quality bunny every time!
[01:55:08 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: I-I-I...yeah.
[01:55:39 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef Puffeau roughly grabs her by the arm and yanks her down the aisle.
[01:56:05 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Leading her to the table, where Chef John continues to carry on with his friendly monologue as the cameras roll.
[01:56:09 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Chef Puffeau: Tell me, Madame Pappas... What do you want to cook?
[01:56:24 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: M-m-m-m-ma...
[01:56:31 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Poor Maria is too rattled to speak.
[01:56:51 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : If not from her fear of public speaking, from the foreboding possibilities that lie ahead.
[01:57:23 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Chef Puffeau: Mashed potatoes?
[01:57:26 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Now I want you to take a large baking pan or roasting dish, big enough to fit your bunny...
[01:58:02 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : He furnishes a 3-4 foot diameter pan from beneath the table.
[01:58:29 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Then, take your rabbit and unwrap it..
[01:59:24 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Armed guards near, and violently tear off Maria's clothing, leaving her with only a soluble loincloth to cover her bunny bits as she's lifted up and descended into the pan.
[02:00:01 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John proceeds to finely chop up onions and carrots, which he places neatly around her.
[02:00:26 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur, Buster and Francine look at eachother, mortified...
[02:00:31 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex is still nowhere to be found.
[02:00:48 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: And in the bottom, you're gonna lay down one sliced-up onion...
[02:01:00 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria is in tears, red in the face with horror and fear.
[02:01:21 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As she wiggles while Chefs John and Puffeau try to hold her down.
[02:01:38 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria escapes from the large pan
[02:01:52 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Rinse it off...
[02:02:06 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : The guards spray poor Maria with scalding hot water.
[02:02:13 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Aaaaaggghhhh...
[02:02:31 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Give the pan the old tappa-tappa...
[02:02:43 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : He proceeds to tap the pan gently to move around the veggies at the bottom.
[02:02:48 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: I'll save you, Maria!
[02:02:53 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: H-h-h-heeeellllpppp...
[02:02:58 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Ladonna tries to save Maria, but...
[02:03:05 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna hops up and starts to make her way down the aisle...
[02:03:14 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: And give your rabbit the old smasha-smasha!
[02:03:49 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John lifts up a steel mallet and brings it down with the strength of a thousand chefs onto Maria's fragile, young ankle.
[02:04:15 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : With a sickening crunch as she screams in mortal agony.
[02:04:34 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Like I said, you are THE Dick Cavett...
[02:04:41 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : (raises the mallet again)
[02:04:52 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Of your rabbit!
[02:05:13 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : (brings it down on her other ankle, crushing it beyond all hopes of medical repair)
[02:05:55 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : There's clear commotion in the audience as Arthur and the others try to run and panic, but it's quickly silenced with a few warning shots.
[02:06:04 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: I'm going to make you MY dinner, Molly MockDonald!!
[02:06:32 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: *gasp, gasp...sob...*
[02:06:57 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria convulses in pain as Chef John proceeds to crush her shins and forearms.
[02:07:21 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Now let's move along and keep tenderizing the bunny...
[02:07:36 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Chef Puffeau: Now, time to sprinkle some seasoning and bake this poor bunny!
[02:08:04 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Indeed, time to give her a little T.O.C.!
[02:08:11 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : The chefs sprinkle seasonings on Maria, and bake her.
[02:08:19 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: For those who don't know what that means, a little touch of cayenne!
[02:08:49 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria continues to wheeze out what are most likely going to be her few final breaths as her vision fades, the pain too much to bear.
[02:09:23 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Basted in chicken stock, herbs and spices.
[02:09:23 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster (to Francine): Hey, Francine...
[02:09:23 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: What is it?
[02:09:23 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Where's Alex?

[02:09:32 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Hours later when the timer is done...
[02:09:54 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur and gang are still sitting on the audience, horrified and unable to leave.
[02:10:05 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: All right, let's pop this bunny out of the oven!
[02:10:14 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : The pleasant Food Wishes background music continues to play.
[02:10:26 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: Oh my god! Maria!!
[02:10:44 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : His assistants, Molly and Flecther, open the oven and a huge puff of smoke emerges.
[02:11:07 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : From it they carefully haul out the giant roasting pan.
[02:11:40 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: (carves Maria) Who wants a piece?!! (evil laughter)
[02:11:43 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As the smoke clears, Maria's fresh-roasted carcass can be seen, half-submerged in the frothy stew of her own juices.
[02:12:24 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: All right, don't be afraid to turn it to get the sides and those little crevices...
[02:12:48 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John proceeds to baste Maria with more gravy and spices.
[02:12:49 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: That sounds like that Pinkie Pie Creepypasta fanfic called Cupcakes...
[02:13:43 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef Puffeau, Molly and Fletcher furnish a good two dozen ceramic plates. One for each audience member.
[02:14:15 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John drives his cleaver into Maria's breast, thighs and buttocks, giving her the old carva-carva.
[02:14:34 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Lowering her tender, cheesy flesh onto each plate with surgical precision.
[02:14:45 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria's clone: May I have a piece?
[02:14:57 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Garnishing with Alexstuffing and cranbunny sauce.
[02:15:36 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As Molly, Fletcher and several armed Blackwater guards serve her former classmates what's left of her.
[02:15:37 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria's clone: The real me died, so I took over. The real me stepped in the Brain's duplicator.
[02:16:25 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria's clone: Hi, Buster.
[02:17:29 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster looks up in confusion as he proceeds to chew Maria's savory flesh.
[02:17:41 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Clearly in moral conflict with himself.
[02:17:51 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Mourning over the loss of his friend, but...
[02:18:00 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Dammit, she just tastes so darn good!
[02:18:28 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : He tries his best to forget the many horrors that just spread themselves out before him, and enjoys the free meal.
[02:18:38 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Because hey, it's Thanksgiving.
[02:18:46 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : And he's grateful for a free handout.
[02:19:00 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria's clone: Happy Thanksgiving, Buster boy!
[02:19:41 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Who are you, lady?
[02:20:02 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria's clone: I'm Maria. Well, not the real one, I'm her duplicate.
[02:20:03 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : (Definitely posting his one, too)
[02:20:14 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John overhears her.
[02:20:25 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : And seizes on the opportunity.
[02:20:33 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Anybunny up for seconds?
[02:21:01 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As the Blackwater guards grab Maria Part II and yank her down the aisle, as the nightmare plays out all over again.
[02:22:00 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: (evil laughter) If anybunny who goes near me, I'll turn you to dinner!
[02:22:24 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher brandishes her cleaver, looking into the still-horrified audience.
[02:22:30 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (to Fletcher) Why are you so evil to all those bunnies, Fletcher?
[02:22:53 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Just look at the competition, Long Nose.
[02:23:15 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: I'm a beast of prey, don'tcha know.
[02:23:15 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine (nudging Muffy): Muffy...
[02:23:15 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy (raising an eyebrow): What?
[02:23:15 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Where's Alex?



[02:23:29 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Philomena: You'll never cook aardvarks like me and Arthur!!
[02:23:58 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Oh no no, we don't roast aardvarks.
[02:24:14 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef Puffeau: Horrible technique! Only Emeril would try it.
[02:24:17 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Philomena: Phew...
[02:24:37 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: We carve 'em and eat 'em raw!
[02:24:45 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Carva-carva...
[02:25:06 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly and Fletcher grab Philomena and pull her up onto the chopping block.
[02:25:38 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Peeling back her shirt to expose her soft tummy.
[02:25:42 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Philomena: (shoots Chef John with a this gun -- http://www.beretta.com/assets/1/7/92fscentennial_interna01.jpg )
[02:26:07 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Philomena blows the barrel
[02:26:10 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John lets out a deep, gutteral death rattle as he sulks down to the floor.
[02:26:28 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: Bl-bl-bl...rawwr...
[02:26:42 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Oh well.
[02:26:52 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : The audience are shocked when Philomena shot Chef John.
[02:27:48 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: All right, anybunny up for flambeed fatass?
[02:28:22 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly and Fletcher struggle as they haul Chef John up onto the table, and proceed to flay him with a potato peeler.
[02:28:43 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As he gurgles and snorts, still half-alive.
[02:29:48 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : The Food Wishes theme song continues to play in the background.
[02:30:57 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Pinkie Pie: Time to make cupcakes! Out of Chef John!!
[02:31:25 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Molly and Fletcher becomes Pinkie Pie's assistants.
[02:31:34 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Hot diggity, I could use me some Johnny Cakes right 'bout now!
[02:32:10 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: (to Ladonna) You're not going anywhere until you tell me what Johnny Cakes are!
[02:32:33 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna and Bud make their way to the table and grab handful after handful of Johnflesh, tearing it from his carcass and rolling it into balls.
[02:33:10 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Pinkie Pie: (rubs her hooves with an evil laughter)



[02:33:46 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Bud removes his hat to reveal a fresh stack of steaming white Johnny Cakes neatly placed upon his head.
[02:34:17 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Somewhere in the distance, Luigi can be heard howling in triumph.
[02:34:52 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : 15 minutes later when the timer goes off...
[02:35:06 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Pinkie Pie: Who wants some...cupcakes?!
[02:35:21 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Everyone rushes down to the floor.
[02:35:47 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Excited at the prospect of more free food, having almost completely forgotten the scene of utter horror that just transpired.
[02:36:14 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Philomena: This cupcake is good! What's in it, Pinkie Pie?
[02:36:58 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Pinkie Pie: Just a pinch of love, Sugar Cube!
[02:37:42 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly and Fletcher clean up what remains of Maria and Chef John, funneling their innards and bones into dog bowls.
[02:38:04 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern's mouth waters at the prospect of fresh scraps.
[02:38:52 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : The curtains close the Creepypasta cooking show.
[02:39:09 25/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Pinkie Pie: See ya next time!
[02:39:10 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : A recording of Chef John's voice plays overhead.
[02:39:11 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: And as always...
[02:39:15 25/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Chef John: ...en~joy!
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Re: Thanksgiving Special: Roasted Rabbit (WARNING: Grimdark material)

Post by Apricot Jack on Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:12 am

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Re: Thanksgiving Special: Roasted Rabbit (WARNING: Grimdark material)

Post by pokemonlover731 on Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:04 pm

Dang That was sorta dark Off topic but i tried aligator and rabbit its pretty good both of them kinda taste like chicken ( the chicken part is sort of a lie)


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Re: Thanksgiving Special: Roasted Rabbit (WARNING: Grimdark material)

Post by Kerry9Story on Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:14 pm

thnx i jus shit myself.
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Re: Thanksgiving Special: Roasted Rabbit (WARNING: Grimdark material)

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Fri Nov 27, 2015 2:06 am

Damming Janet I missed out :/ sounded like pinKmena diane  pie came out argh!  
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Re: Thanksgiving Special: Roasted Rabbit (WARNING: Grimdark material)

Post by CMSAB11 on Sat Nov 28, 2015 11:54 am

The things that go on late at night like that... Shocked
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Re: Thanksgiving Special: Roasted Rabbit (WARNING: Grimdark material)

Post by A Lotta Moms on Sat Nov 28, 2015 12:13 pm

It's sort of like the principle of sleep debt.
Chatplay's been dormant for so long, it's going absolutely haywire to make up for all the lost time.
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Re: Thanksgiving Special: Roasted Rabbit (WARNING: Grimdark material)

Post by Kerry9Story on Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:55 pm


$p00ky.
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Re: Thanksgiving Special: Roasted Rabbit (WARNING: Grimdark material)

Post by CMSAB11 on Sat Jan 30, 2016 4:34 pm

Holy FUCK Kerry! O_o
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Re: Thanksgiving Special: Roasted Rabbit (WARNING: Grimdark material)

Post by A Lotta Moms on Sat Jan 30, 2016 5:12 pm

Kerry irl i bet.
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Re: Thanksgiving Special: Roasted Rabbit (WARNING: Grimdark material)

Post by Kerry9Story on Tue Feb 02, 2016 10:06 pm

when im cr4mpin mabbe.
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Post by CMSAB11 on Fri Feb 05, 2016 3:46 pm

Kerry on her period.
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Re: Thanksgiving Special: Roasted Rabbit (WARNING: Grimdark material)

Post by Kerry9Story on Sat Feb 06, 2016 10:33 am

kesd im my ass in bed still Crying or Very sad
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Re: Thanksgiving Special: Roasted Rabbit (WARNING: Grimdark material)

Post by fudgy brown sludge on Mon Jun 06, 2016 2:10 pm

you people are crazy :p
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Re: Thanksgiving Special: Roasted Rabbit (WARNING: Grimdark material)

Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:07 pm

It's what we do best. Wink
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