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Special Sandwich Competition

Post by WheeljackDude on Sun Nov 29, 2015 1:05 am

[00:40:41 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Harry Mills: (holds up the boombox in front of Paige Turner's house like the movie Say Anything) You'll like this music...
[00:41:04 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4clhZZ6sdjk
[00:41:19 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Paige jerks, and drops to her knees from the loud, raucous music.
[00:41:43 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Her glasses crooked, a trickle of blood descending from her nose.
[00:42:04 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Paige: Turn down your boombox, Harold Mills! I'm trying to sleep!
[00:42:27 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Letting out a cry of despair, as Harry looks on, confused and oblivious.
[00:42:59 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Harry: This is what I get for trying to show you a good time? Fine, then!
[00:43:07 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Harry: Have a sandwich!
[00:43:22 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Paige: I just ate my lunch!
[00:43:30 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Harry reaches into his jacket and produces a footlong Harry Mills Special.
[00:43:43 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Dripping with an unsavory variety of sauces.
[00:43:56 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Meat piled so high, it's practically falling apart.
[00:43:58 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Paige: (to Harry) You keep it. I'm going to make a Paige Turner Special sandwich.
[00:44:15 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Harry: Shut up, you famished prude!
[00:44:30 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Harry sets upon Paige, and proceeds to stuff the entire sandwich into her mouth.
[00:44:47 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Harry: I'll teach you to disrespect my namesake!
[00:45:01 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Paige: (begins making her special sandwich in the kitchen, consisting of deli meats, lettuce, tomatoes, and honey mustard)
[00:45:14 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Harry: You want a Paige Turner Special? I'll give you a Paige Turner Special!
[00:45:44 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Paige kicks and struggles, letting out pitiful yelp out of the corner of her mouth whenever she gets the opportunity.
[00:45:51 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Sauce slathered all over her face.
[00:46:16 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Choking on an unholy amount of bread and meatball...
[00:46:30 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Paige: (shows Harry her sandwich) This is MY sandwich! The Paige Turner Special!
[00:46:47 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Paige: Complete with apricots!
[00:46:55 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Paige: And you can't stop me from selling it! (Runs to the sandwich shop and submits her sandwich)
[00:46:59 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : If it's Paige Turner, hey, can't forget the apricots. Wink
[00:47:21 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Paige: I call it... The Paige Turner Special!
[00:47:25 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Harry chases after her, his ever-ballooning weight slowing him down.
[00:47:48 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Guy at the sandwich shop: Paige Turner Special, huh?
[00:48:01 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Tammy the Sandwich Clerk: Apricots? Who'd buy a sandwich full of apricots?
[00:48:32 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Tammy: Don'tcha know everybody likes peaches these days?
[00:48:46 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : She winks, showing off her assets.
[00:49:15 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Paige: Trust me, Harry... My special sandwich is going to beat yours.
[00:50:16 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : http://illiweb.com/fa/pbucket.gif
[00:50:42 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Two customers, Maria and Ladonna, arrive at the sandwich shop. Maria ordered the Paige Turner special while Ladonna orders the Harry Mills one.
[00:50:57 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Tammy: Sandwich eating contest! Ready... Go!
[00:51:16 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : The two bunny girls begin to scarf their sandwiches...
[00:52:29 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna finishes off her sandwich, despite its massive girth, in less than a second.
[00:52:42 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : And grabs Maria's sandwich before it can pass through her lips.
[00:52:54 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria: Hey! That's my sandwich!
[00:52:58 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Ravenously inhaling it like a starving lion.
[00:53:19 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna chomps down on Maria's index and middle fingers, nearly biting them clean off.
[00:53:35 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria: Ow!
[00:53:40 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Sorry...
[00:53:46 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Just to add a little entertainment to the competition, Tammy hops up on the counter and does a striptease.
[00:53:59 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria looks on, dramatically.
[00:54:08 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna feels funny inside.
[00:54:26 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Having finished off both sandwiches, Ladonna's appetitite remains unsatisfied.
[00:54:49 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : She tears off her green sweater, and proceeds to chomp down on it.
[00:54:56 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Tammy: There's no winner, because Ladonna stole Maria's sandwich.
[00:54:58 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Biting through the wool and cotton.
[00:55:16 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Harry Mills: I'm going home...
[00:55:27 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Nearly choking as she swallows it like a cat unwinding a spool of thread.
[00:55:30 29/11/2015] WheeljackDude : Paige: Wait! Can I come with you? For the night?
[00:55:36 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Tammy: But, you just got here...
[00:56:35 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna pulls the signage off of the wall, and starts munching on it.
[00:57:01 29/11/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Tammy: $500, and you can spend the night here. *wink*
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Re: Special Sandwich Competition

Post by PaigeTurner on Sun Nov 29, 2015 8:53 am

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Re: Special Sandwich Competition

Post by A Lotta Moms on Sun Nov 29, 2015 11:04 am

Perfect! cherry

Since Chef John recently made a celebrity guest appearance around these parts, it reminds me of this rather interesting little creation:

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Re: Special Sandwich Competition

Post by Kerry9Story on Mon Nov 30, 2015 4:24 am

bro ima eat the fuck out that shit.
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Re: Special Sandwich Competition

Post by WheeljackDude on Sun Dec 13, 2015 5:22 am

The sequel --

[21:47:23 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Harry Mills: Explain to me, Paige... Why did you sell your apricot sandwich at the sandwich store?
[21:48:02 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Paige: To make you nice and plump!
[21:48:15 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Paige rubs her hands together, with a devious grin on her face.
[21:48:46 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Harry Mills: I'm sorry that I woke you when I'm playing my boombox...
[21:48:47 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Slurping in the drool before it can dribble out over her rather sunken-in chin.
[21:49:34 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Paige: I'm sorry my eardrums gave out so soon.
[21:49:36 12/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Yeah... I'm the only one who can come up with the Harry / Paige ship...
[21:49:56 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Paige: Good thing HUGO taught me how to read lips, because I'm deaf as a doormat.
[21:50:32 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : She's similar-looking enough to Bitzi to ring Harry's bell.
[21:51:32 12/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : And hopefully not quite as much of an emotional wreck.
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Re: Special Sandwich Competition

Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Sun Dec 27, 2015 5:25 am

Razz Go Chatplay! cheers
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