Christmas Disaster & Gala Party

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Christmas Disaster & Gala Party

Post by WheeljackDude on Sat Dec 26, 2015 6:03 am

[05:05:24 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria: To Maria; From Buster... (opens up the gift) Princess Leia in her Hoth outfit!!!
[05:05:38 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude :
[05:05:49 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: I hope you like it...it cost me half of last week's allowance!
[05:06:17 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster looks on as Maria opens the package and inspects its Hothy contents.
[05:06:42 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria: I wish I could make a costume like Leia's in her Hoth gear...
[05:06:50 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : But sees the excitement in her eyes wane...
[05:06:57 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Uhm, Buster...
[05:07:09 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Her arm came off.
[05:07:09 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: You want a costume? Go over at Muffy's... She can make a costume!
[05:07:33 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: No problem... Call Hasbro to fix it... It's on the back of the package...
[05:07:42 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria holds the toy, hopes dashed against the icy pavement...
[05:07:55 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Can you f-f-f-fix it for me?
[05:08:15 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Hasbro guy: How about a replacement of the same action figure?
[05:08:18 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As her nose and features shift to those of a puppy dog.
[05:08:22 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : With puppy dog eyes.
[05:08:27 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Pleeeeeease?
[05:09:21 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Oh, could you? I'd m-m-m-marry the man who could make this a merry Christmas for me...
[05:09:36 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster jealously swipes the toy out of Hasbro Guy's hands.
[05:09:43 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Ahem! Of course I can fix it!
[05:10:03 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: (opens up a gift that Arthur gave her and opens the box) Wow! A wool hat!
[05:10:08 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster sits on the corner, looking over the broken toy, hoping to re-attach its arm.
[05:10:35 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As the scene fades and Maria eventually has to go home to avoid a firm willow switching.
[05:10:45 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster has this glue right here -- https://www.seenontv.com/product/lazer-bond/?ref=gmerch&gclid=CNOF6r-k-ckCFcOQHwodtUMD7w
[05:10:49 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Which she'll wind up receiving anyway for no good reason.
[05:11:11 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Mrs. Pappas: Where's your action figure that Buster gave you?
[05:11:18 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: I made it just for you, Fletch!
[05:11:42 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Seeing the smile on her face, Arthur takes the liberty to give her a firm slap on her rather high-set backside.
[05:11:54 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : https://www.google.com/search?biw=1600&bih=799&site=webhp&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=wool+hat+girls&oq=wool+hat+girls&gs_l=img.3..0i8i30.4165.5163.0.5274.6.4.0.2.2.0.86.311.4.4.0....0...1c.1.64.img..0.6.313.fAIHJTob33o#imgrc=XF-A0DW0OmHSWM%3A
[05:12:01 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: H-h-h-he said he'd fix her, because her arm came off...
[05:12:19 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: I think pink fits you the best...
[05:12:21 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Damn, Arthur's really upped his game with it comes to knitting.
[05:13:06 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Gee, thanks! But Arthur, where are the mittens?
[05:13:20 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher looks at Arthur, half-teasing, half-accusation...
[05:13:23 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: Eh, screw it! (goes over teh BRain'
[05:13:30 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : s house to fix the figure)
[05:13:49 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: Hey, Brain... Maybe you can fix the figure. Maria is upset!
[05:14:07 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As the sun begins to set, Brain just happens to stroll across Buster, still sitting on the corner hopelessly fidgiting with broken Leia.
[05:14:21 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster looks up at Brain with a look of sadness on his face.
[05:14:29 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Here are your Mittens, Fletcher -- http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/lalaloopsyland/images/f/f0/Mittens_Fluff_n_Stuff.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120512171151
[05:14:30 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain looks closer, and sees that Buster's arm has fallen off.
[05:14:42 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Brain...help.
[05:14:59 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Hey, thanks! Gosh, you're quite the ladies' man, aren't you?
[05:15:20 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: But Arthur, where's the posh jacket to match?
[05:15:32 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: Wait a minute... I mean mittens as in you put on your hands! Not the Lalaloopsy!
[05:15:53 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Oh...
[05:15:55 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : https://www.google.com/search?q=mittens&biw=1600&bih=799&site=webhp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiF5JDWpfnJAhVI5CYKHSyKDtAQ_AUIBygB
[05:15:57 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Can I still have a kiss?
[05:16:06 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: Absolutely not.
[05:16:17 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur looks down, saddened.
[05:16:29 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : And breaks out the needle and thread, getting back to work.
[05:16:35 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Philomena: Do you give me anything, Arthur?
[05:16:50 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Mittens and a jacket, then we can talk love and happiness.
[05:17:14 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur realizes that he's been entirely too busy with Fletcher's bitchy demands to get anything for poor Philly.
[05:17:19 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Uhm...
[05:17:40 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, Brain works tirelessly (but hopelessly) to reattach Buster's arm.
[05:17:57 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As the sun sets and night falls.
[05:18:16 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Look of ever-growing concern on both of their faces.
[05:18:19 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Brain: There! Good as new! (gives Buster a repaired Leia figure)
[05:18:38 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: But, Brain...(motions to his own arm, which is still laying on the sidewalk).
[05:18:59 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As Brain reaches out to hand Buster the repaired Leia doll, his own arm falls off.
[05:19:04 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Drugs Bunny: Hello Buster!
[05:19:17 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Drags Bunny: Did you miss me?
[05:19:25 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Arthur, you'd better hurry up with that needle and thread!
[05:19:50 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's head begins to spin as he feels his other selves beginning to take hold.
[05:20:14 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Rapidly losing consciousness, and still hopelessly disarmed.
[05:20:24 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Philomena: Arthur, I thought you cared.
[05:20:33 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Philomena: I thought you loved me...
[05:20:46 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Philly covers her face with her hands and runs off, heartbroken and betrayed.
[05:20:49 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Molly: Okay, Arthur... You better play the Star Wars theme song right! If you hit one sour note, you'll be entering a world of pain! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cImCL0imq6A
[05:21:10 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Molly: I'm keeping my eye on you, Arthur Read!
[05:21:26 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur looks over Molly's intimidatingly lurid figure
[05:21:35 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Y...yes, Mollypops!
[05:21:48 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : He heads over to the piano, but Fletcher intervenes.
[05:21:57 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Nuh-uh-uh, Long Nose!
[05:22:07 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: You can play the piano and knit at the same time.
[05:22:19 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur is playing the Star Wars theme on the piano, not hitting the sour note....
[05:22:48 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur tries to play the tune with just one hand, and manages to do so impressively...until Molly lets out a horrendous cough.
[05:22:53 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : And he misses a note.
[05:23:13 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Oh shit...
[05:23:20 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Molly: Did you hit the sour note?
[05:23:31 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly, her mouth curling up in a smile, slams the piano key cover down on Arthur's hands as hard as she can.
[05:23:50 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : The key-smashed sound resonating through the house.
[05:24:06 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur yelps, and falls to the ground, grasping his freshly-broken fingers.
[05:24:19 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Did I say you could stop knitting, you incompetent little shit?
[05:24:36 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher takes the knitting needle, and gives him a sharp poke in the backside.
[05:24:40 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : TCAG: Hello, Arthur... How's your cirstmas?
[05:24:49 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Christmas*
[05:25:08 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, Brain and Buster sit on the corner, looking hopelessly at eachother...
[05:25:41 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: *sob*
[05:25:55 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Okay, girls... I made you gala dress for each of you! https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c9/75/cb/c975cba29c67862ba28d792ee13b7713.jpg
[05:26:11 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Arthur, if you don't finish that jacket in the next ten minutes, I'm going to stuff a pillow over your grandma's face tonight!
[05:26:16 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: I should've used Brain's replicator...
[05:26:40 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Francine: Screw dresses! (throws a gala dress that Muffy made for her)
[05:26:52 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Kerry: Sis, imma wear the fuck out that shit!
[05:26:58 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Dammit, Francine! I worked hard on that dress!
[05:27:21 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Muffy, you know that boys don't wear dresses...
[05:27:39 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : I can picture Kerry being a rat, or a moose...
[05:27:40 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine (looks over at Buster): Well, for the most part.
[05:27:59 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Same here...since ponies don't seem to exist in the Arthurverse in anthropomorphic form.
[05:28:00 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Sue Ellen, show me your gala dress...
[05:28:24 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Kerry (as a moose): Hi, Georgie-Weorgie!
[05:28:27 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maybe a burly breed of dog.
[05:28:39 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Yeah, I'm going to catch hell for that comment.
[05:28:57 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : George: Uh...who are you?
[05:29:10 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Fern: Wow, Muffy! You did splendid job on gala dresses!
[05:29:26 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Kerry: I'm Kerry. I just moved here. I'm in Miss Sweetwater's class.
[05:29:35 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Maria: Ooh! Pretty!
[05:29:48 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Why, thanks! I made yours extra-petite, since you seem to shrink down two sizes everytime I see you...
[05:29:54 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: I might be a tomboy, but I love this dress!
[05:30:16 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Jenna, why you didn't put on your gala dress?
[05:30:34 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern: Yeah...my Mom says it's because the worms keep eating away inside of me.
[05:31:00 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Jenna: Actually, Muffy...do you have a yellow one for me to wear, instead?
[05:31:09 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : I can picture Muffy wearing purple, Sue Ellen wearing teal, Fern wearing purple and yellow, Maria in pink and blue, and Ladonna in green...
[05:31:14 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Gala dresses that is...
[05:31:27 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: So Kerry, who's the father?
[05:31:41 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Sorry, I'm all out of the yellow fabrics! You need to wear pink!
[05:31:49 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Just like their standard colors.
[05:31:54 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Jenna: Oh no...
[05:32:06 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Jenna: Well... here goes nothing... (puts on the pink gala dress that Muffy made)
[05:32:08 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : This means that if Jenna has an accident, there'll be no hiding it.
[05:32:18 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Poor Miss Peebody.
[05:32:48 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Despite it being the following day, Buster and Brain remain seated on the street corner, looking down at their detached limbs.
[05:32:58 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Mr. Morris passes by in his drunken wanderings.
[05:33:04 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Come on, Francine! Put on your gala dress! (points to the red dress)
[05:33:07 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Mr. Morris, you've gotta help us...
[05:33:12 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain: Please?
[05:33:32 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: This Princess Leia figure is a voodoo!
[05:33:38 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Mr. Morris just looks at them, pulls out a whiskey flask, and takes a swig.
[05:34:00 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Brain: I know who's the culprit... Prunella!
[05:34:02 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Walks on, muttering the filthy songs of his fathers, going blurp-blurp between syllables.
[05:34:22 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Muffy, will you PLEASE stop trying to hetero-normalize me?
[05:34:35 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Anyway, I thought that dress was for Buster...
[05:34:49 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Francine's clone: Well, I'm wearing that red dress! (sticks her tongue at the real Francine)
[05:35:13 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Francine's clone puts on the red gala dress...
[05:35:55 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur, in great pain, has managed to finish Fletcher's new jacket...knitting from the floor while Molly and Fletcher use him as a footstool.
[05:35:56 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Kerry: Both of my parents are moose....
[05:36:12 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine points down to Kerry's belly.
[05:36:16 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : And TCAG for the added weight...
[05:36:39 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: No no, I mean who's Kerry, Jr.'s pops?
[05:37:11 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : TCAG: Thanks for the chocolate, loser! And I ate them all outta the box!
[05:37:12 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly, Fletcher and TCAG empty can after can of beer from the Read fridge.
[05:37:35 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Since David and Jane are out for the evening visiting relatives.
[05:38:16 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur's glasses crushed under Molly's steel-heeled combat boots.
[05:38:19 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Okay, Fletcher... I finished making you a jacket... http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=47302527
[05:38:38 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: About time... (puts on the jacket)
[05:38:44 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Did I say I wanted a WHITE jacket?
[05:38:50 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Keep knitting!
[05:38:56 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly throws back her head and laughs.
[05:39:09 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Lighting another cigarette.
[05:39:11 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur uses the pink clothes dye to dye Fletcher's jacket...
[05:39:25 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Okay, Fletcher... Made it pink!
[05:39:30 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Igniting the match across the side of Arthur's face.
[05:40:04 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Fletcher: Hey, smooth! Now knit me some undies, Lover Boy.
[05:40:39 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: What, don't I get anything for Christmas?
[05:40:42 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur knits a pair of undies for Fletcher...
[05:41:10 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: I heard you got coals in your stocking, Molly!
[05:41:18 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Oh well. I'll just have to take what I want.
[05:41:31 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : As she inhales deeply, sucking in what's left of Arthur's soul.
[05:42:00 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Okay... Done making undies...
[05:42:15 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Fletcher: You made...A THONG?!
[05:42:19 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: So let the children come to me...
[05:42:29 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Their mother loves me, so shall they.
[05:42:42 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Woman, bleeding, ate my gifts...man was close behind.
[05:43:04 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Just like a snake, I'm slithering...through my world divine...
[05:43:15 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: And like a cat, I'm stalking...I'll take your soul and you'll be like me.
[05:43:23 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: In emptiness.
[05:43:29 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: In emptiness...
[05:43:44 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: I made more gala dresses...but I'm saving them for Prunella, Nancy, and Helen...
[05:44:18 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Prunella will be wearing teal, Nancy in pink and aqua, and Helen in yellow and purple...
[05:44:20 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Kerry, dejected at not getting a dress, looks over at Muffy angrily.
[05:44:41 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Picks up a large, heavy box, and heaves at it her.
[05:44:42 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Kerry: Where's my gala dress, Mary Alice Crosswire?!
[05:45:07 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Relax, Kerry! I can make you a dress some other time!
[05:45:30 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Kerry: fuck you then an youre fucken /\/\c$hit~!!!
[05:45:50 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Prunella, Nancy, and Helen came over at Muffy's mansion...
[05:46:00 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: I made you something for you three!
[05:46:04 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Kerry storms out, heading over to b3cky's to burn d0wn over a purpa dr4nk or two.
[05:46:31 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy leads the fourth graders to the fashion room
[05:46:47 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Here are you gala dresses, girls!
[05:46:50 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Okay, Moneybags. You'd better pay up.
[05:47:12 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Prunella: (puts on the dress) Wow!
[05:47:13 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur's freshly-plucked soul still fresh on her breath.
[05:47:35 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Nancy: Such a cute dress! Pink and aqua!
[05:47:37 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : But alas, the dress slips down over Prunella's twiggy-thin limbs.
[05:47:44 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Prunella: Oh, dear...
[05:48:12 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : If only Marina could see her now.
[05:48:12 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Helen: You did great on dresses, Muffy!
[05:48:27 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: But Nancy, th-th-th-that's my dress!
[05:48:38 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Prunella: Did you make a gala dress for Marina, Muffy?
[05:48:45 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Nancy: Oh shut up, Stutter Bunny!
[05:48:56 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Mm-hm! I sure did!
[05:49:14 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Nancy: My gala dress is pink and AQUA! Yours is pink and BLUE! Learn the colors, idiot!
[05:49:18 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy reaches into her $50,000 tote bag and pulls out the ugliest damn dress the girls have ever seen.
[05:49:42 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria cries, remembering that she's a "C" student.
[05:49:54 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : And that nothing will ever change that, no matter how hard she tries.
[05:50:15 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Ta-da! This one can be for Marina.
[05:50:23 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Because she'll never know the difference.
[05:50:29 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Marina's gala dress is two shades of blue...
[05:50:44 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Ragged and 60 years old, full of holes.
[05:50:53 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : It's just junk Muffy pulled out of the trash.
[05:51:07 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Prunella: Full of holes? Muffy, people will see her panties!
[05:51:22 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Okay, Marina. That'll be $2,000 for a one-night gala rental.
[05:51:40 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Oh, Prunie. I thought that's what you wanted?
[05:51:54 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Prunella smirks and giggles.
[05:52:07 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : At the gala night...
[05:52:20 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: I can see your panties, Marina!
[05:52:33 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Marina: Stop it, Buster!
[05:52:55 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Wow... Marina's dress looked trashed...
[05:53:03 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: I can see your thoracic cavity, Buster.
[05:53:15 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Poking the gaping hole in his arm socket.
[05:53:44 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Prunella's eyes glued to Marina's backside.
[05:53:57 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Buster: It was the Princess Leia figure! It got voodoo'd!
[05:54:29 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Brain: Ah ha! Prunella! You're the one who put a voodoo curse on Maria's Princess Leia figure!
[05:54:53 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, deep in the Elwood City Sewer System, 6" fully-articulated Princess Leia throws back her head and laughs maniacally.
[05:55:43 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Brain: Reverse the curse, Prunella!
[05:55:54 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Brain: ...or Maria will commit suicide!
[05:56:37 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cphNpqKpKc4
[05:57:10 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Nancy: Wanna dance with me, Buster baby?
[05:57:30 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Steve: Nancy is MY girlfriend!
[05:57:35 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster gazes over at all the guys in their tuxes...
[05:57:48 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Not hearing a word she says.
[05:57:52 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Biker Maria: Is this the gala party?
[05:58:08 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Kerry: canafigit.
[05:58:30 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : "Lesbian" Maria: These are the right clothes. Right, Biker Maria?
[05:58:34 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: Ick, who in-n-n-n-n-vited you?
[05:58:52 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Drugs Bunny: (kisses Biker Maria)
[05:59:12 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Drags Bunny: Kisses every man in sight.
[05:59:13 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Drags Bunny: I have to invite my "girlfriend" over!
[05:59:30 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : "Lesbian" Maria: You got that right, Real Maria...
[05:59:33 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Mancine: Yoo-hoo, lover boy!
[06:00:13 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : "Lesbian" Maria: You got a problem with Drags Bunny?
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Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Sun Dec 27, 2015 5:24 am

That is some funny stuff! Surprised
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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:13 am

Drags bunny is AWESOME!!!
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Post by fudgy brown sludge on Fri Nov 03, 2017 2:32 am

There is truth in it.
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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Fri Nov 03, 2017 3:00 am


Buster is Frank Buster
Arthur Riff Raff Arthur
Magenta Francine Francine
Clombia  is Muffy
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Post by CMSAB11 on Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:14 pm

several reasons why this is so great...
1. arthur is a fucking perv
[05:11:18 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: I made it just for you, Fletch!
[05:11:42 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Seeing the smile on her face, Arthur takes the liberty to give her a firm slap on her rather high-set backside.

2. buster troubled by his two alter egos
[05:19:04 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Drugs Bunny: Hello Buster!
[05:19:17 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Drags Bunny: Did you miss me?
[05:19:50 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's head begins to spin as he feels his other selves beginning to take hold.
[05:20:14 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Rapidly losing consciousness, and still hopelessly disarmed.

3. arthur trying to appease molly because she's hot and he knows if he doesn't she'll beat the shit out of him
[05:21:10 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Molly: I'm keeping my eye on you, Arthur Read!
[05:21:26 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur looks over Molly's intimidatingly lurid figure
[05:21:35 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Y...yes, Mollypops!

4. buster enjoys wearing dresses
[05:27:21 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Muffy, you know that boys don't wear dresses...
[05:27:40 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine (looks over at Buster): Well, for the most part.

5. buster has no interest in competing over girls and stares at all the hot guys 
[05:57:10 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Nancy: Wanna dance with me, Buster baby?
[05:57:30 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Steve: Nancy is MY girlfriend!
[05:57:35 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster gazes over at all the guys in their tuxes...
[05:57:48 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Not hearing a word she says.

6. it is implied that buster turns into drags bunny in .5 seconds and mancine suddenly appears out of nowhere
[05:58:52 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Drugs Bunny: (kisses Biker Maria)
[05:59:12 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Drags Bunny: Kisses every man in sight.
[05:59:13 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : Drags Bunny: I have to invite my "girlfriend" over!
[05:59:30 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : "Lesbian" Maria: You got that right, Real Maria...
[05:59:33 26/12/2015] @ A Lotta Moms : Mancine: Yoo-hoo, lover boy!
[06:00:13 26/12/2015] WheeljackDude : "Lesbian" Maria: You got a problem with Drags Bunny?
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Post by Kerry9Story on Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:22 pm


= Arthur + Molly
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Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:36 pm

ArthurFrancineFan wrote:
Buster is Frank Buster
Arthur Riff Raff Arthur
Magenta Francine Francine
Clombia  is Muffy

Binky is Eddie.

Haney Is Dr. Scott.
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Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:37 pm

Kerry9Story wrote:
= Arthur + Molly

This is just me but it should be Molly doing that to Buster
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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Sat Dec 30, 2017 1:08 am

Yeah I agree
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Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:37 am

Sweaty foot smell...Buster would be right at home.  I could see Arthur really digging that sort of thing as he gets older too, in a repressed nerdy pervert sort of way.
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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:25 am

Yes Arthur will be looking it up online while he plays the role of good dad and husband...
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Post by CMSAB11 on Tue Jan 09, 2018 1:15 am

arthur secretly going through buster's sock drawer when he's not around to satisfy his Feet Smell fetish...or hell francine's sock drawer since they both have feet sweaty and smelly enough to satisfy him Wink
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Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Tue Jan 09, 2018 1:43 pm

Gives a whole new meeting to Foot Fetish. Razz Rolling Eyes tongue
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