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Arthur's Perfect Valentine

Post by WheeljackDude on Tue Jan 19, 2016 1:33 pm

In this Valentine-themed fanfiction/roleplay hybrid, YOU can help write/roleplay this game. You can use the character emoticons to indicate who's saying that, plus the scenario describing the action.

And before you ask, they are the same age as usual.

Here's an example:

Two of the main characters greet into each other.....

Muffy Hi, Arthur. You wanna go to the Sugar Bowl?

Arthur Sugar Bowl? Why?

Muffy They got that special Valentine's Day flavor - the Chocolate Fudge drizzled with Strawberry. You want some?

Arthur Maybe later.

Muffy You don't know what you're missing....

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Now you finish the story until Valentine's day......


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Re: Arthur's Perfect Valentine

Post by A Lotta Moms on Wed Jan 27, 2016 2:29 am

Just to throw in my full support...

I'll definitely be contributing in the very near future. I hope this one turns out just as well as the recent Arthur's Perfect Christmas roleplay.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Valentine

Post by Kerry9Story on Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:22 am

Buster Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out, tell it.
Arthur Man, check this out- it was this blind bitch, right?
Buster She was feelin' her way down the street with this stick, right?
Arthur Hey. She walk past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?
Arthur She stopped, she took a deep breath, she said,
Marina Woooooo, good morning, fellaZ~!
Arthur You like that shit, man? Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man.
Buster I tell you what- my man on the guitar, fool on the drums,
Buster everybody just crowd around the mic, I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes.
Arthur But first, ima start it off like this. Hey, help me sing it, homeboy.

Buster Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
Arthur We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
Buster And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Arthur Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
Buster So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
Arthur Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims.
Buster So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
Arthur If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will.

Arthur Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Elwood.
Francine When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale.
Arthur Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Fr4n.
Arthur I let her ride in my Caddy
Francine Cause he didn't know my daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan.
Arthur We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo',
Francine Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin' afro.
Arthur Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right.
Francine I sucked his dick 'til the shit turned white.
Arthur I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA!
Arthur I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way,
Francine Til my daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet.
Arthur I ran. I jumped out the back window, but her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4.
Arthur Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right. The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night.
Arthur But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, that's the best damn pussy I ever had.
Buster I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine.
Arthur Ima fuck that bitch just one more time~!!!

Buster Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
Arthur We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
Buster And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Arthur Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
Buster So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
Arthur Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims.
Buster So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
Arthur If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will.

Buster I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good.
Buster I took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
Arthur I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African.
Arthur I fucked her once, I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
Buster Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
Buster Had a big butt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.

Arthur See, I met this woman from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said,
Sue Ellen Aiiiiieeee!
Arthur Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch,
Sue Ellen Then my titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch!

Buster Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said,
Ladonna I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me.
Buster I came in her mouth.
Ladonna It was a crisis.
Buster I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.

Buster Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
Arthur We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
Buster And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Arthur Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
Buster Hey, wait a minute man, check this out.

Buster I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy.
Buster That country music really drove me crazy, but I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy!
Arthur Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma.
Buster Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again.
Buster Met a real black girl in South Carolina;
Molly Fucked me 'til I turned into a white albino.
Arthur Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit, so I owe her.
Buster Fucked this girl, down in Georgia
Ladonna Came in my mouth. Man, I thought I told ya.

Arthur Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico.
Arthur Fine young thing, said her name's Maria.
Maria He wrapped me up just like a Hot Tortilla~!
Arthur I wanna get married, but I can't afford it.
Maria His ass gonna cry when I get deported.

Buster Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
Arthur We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
Buster And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
Arthur Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

Buster Have you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck, but the pussy just ain't no good?
Arthur SAY WHAT?
Buster And then you're getting' upset cause you can't get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood?
Buster So you try to play it off and eat the pussy, but it takes her so long to come
Arthur SAY WHAT?
Buster Then a dude walks in. That's her big boyfriend, and he asks you
Binky Where you from?
Binky 2 Where you from, man?
Buster So you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain I don't bang, you start talkin' real fast.
Buster But he's already mad,
Binky Cause he fuckin' my woman, so I starts beatin' they a$$~!
Buster Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody, your dick was hard but now it's soft.
Arthur WHUT?
Buster You thought you had a girl to rock your world
Arthur Now you still gotta go jack off.

Buster Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
Arthur We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Valentine

Post by A Lotta Moms on Sat Jan 30, 2016 4:39 pm

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Re: Arthur's Perfect Valentine

Post by WheeljackDude on Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:47 pm

Continue on...

Arthur Okay okay! Yeesh...

(Muffy follows Arthur to the Sugar Bowl)

Arthur (after arriving to the Sugar Bowl) One Valentine special ice cream, please.

(After Arthur got his special ice cream, he sits down with his friends)

Francine So, Arthur... You got a girlfriend yet?

Arthur Nope.

Buster You better find one. It's February, and you got till the 14th to find a perfect girlfriend.

Arthur What if I fail?

Ladonna Don't worry. I CAN find a perfect girlfriend for you.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Valentine

Post by Apricot Jack on Sat Jan 30, 2016 8:42 pm

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Re: Arthur's Perfect Valentine

Post by Kerry9Story on Tue Feb 02, 2016 10:22 pm

Sue Ellen flo$$in rocks like the size of F0rt Kn0x
prunella 4 carat$ ~~~~~~~ the 1ce r0x.
Sue Ellen pu$$y bangin like \/er$ac3 loxp0p$
prunella Wana cr33p on the L1te r4w a$$ ch33x?
Arthur I'm $exin r4w d0g wihout pr0~tection~!!!
prunella |)isease 1nfested ph4t 3r3ction. -_-
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Post by A Lotta Moms on Thu Feb 04, 2016 5:23 am

Arthur Okay, Ladonna.  I guess I can trust you.

Ladonna You betcha!  Now lessee, last I heard that cute l'il pigtailed girl from Miss Sweetwater's class had a big ole' crush on ya, an y'know what else I heard?  I heard she's fixin' to break up with that ugly ole' hedgehog fella...or wait, was it that l'il brown dog kid?  Oh, I dunno...but anyway, it reminds me of that one time when we was in L'isiana, an' my very own next-door-neighbor tried carvin' his initials next to mine on Oaksey, but...

Arthur Oh boy.

Meanwhile...

Rattles So hey fellas, I heard Arthur's in the market for a girlfriend.

Slink Psh, yeah.  

Molly Pitiful, isn't it?

Rattles So uh...who's gonna break the news to Binky?

Molly He'll be heartbroken.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Valentine

Post by WheeljackDude on Fri Feb 05, 2016 2:10 pm

Suddenly, Arthur has spotted an aardvark girl with brown pigtails...

Arthur Psst! Hey!

Philomena Hi.

Arthur You wanna be my girlfriend?

Philomena Um... (pauses for a second) Sure. Why not?

Arthur Great!

The next weekend, Arthur goes to Walgreens buying a box of chocolates and a small box of Necco Sweethearts candy...

Flossie: Is that all you're buying, dear?

Arthur Flossie? What are you doing here? Don't you work at the beauty shop?

Flossie: Not anymore. I just worked at Walgreens a month ago.

Arthur *sigh* Okay... (pays the cashier his allowance)


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Re: Arthur's Perfect Valentine

Post by CMSAB11 on Fri Feb 05, 2016 4:51 pm

Meanwhile, on the edge of a hill speckled with patches of violets, daffodils, and other wildflowers, Buster Baxter studies the warm hues of the setting sun.

He glances down at the box in his hands -- a red, heart-shaped box that encases the bittersweet efforts of the night before. The results, born of blood, sweat and tears, had the faintly reminiscent taste of Buster Clusters. He had used most of the same ingredients, only this time instead of tomatoes, he used apricots.

Taped to the box is a note, with a poem scribbled in red ink:
                                                                       
                                                                     Look what we've done
                                                                        Won't you agree
                                                                        That you're the one
                                                                        For me?


Furrowing his eyebrows, Buster scans his words for the umpteenth time. Questions race through his head. Will he like it? What if he just takes it as a joke? Oh, I'm so stupid...this will never work. He doesn't understand...

Releasing a melancholy sigh, Buster plops down on the grass. His ears wilt as he stares at the box. He had come to Turkey Hill Park to pluck flowers, but suddenly, the urge had disappeared with his confidence. His stomach was churning as the worst case scenarios passed through his mind. Could he really do this?

Could he be Arthur's perfect girlfriend? He hadn't exactly lied about the girl part, after all...

The scene fades out as he glances up, and prays to a god he doesn't know that his plan will work.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Valentine

Post by Kerry9Story on Sat Feb 06, 2016 11:05 am

bet em dream bout rubben peeners -_-
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Valentine

Post by WheeljackDude on Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:23 pm

Buster What's that gift for?

Arthur From a secret admirer to that one girl...

Buster What's a "secret admirer"?

Arthur It's a mystery, Buster. That means I can't tell her my name until Valentine's day.

Buster I got ya.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Valentine

Post by WheeljackDude on Thu Feb 11, 2016 6:48 pm

Three more days until Valentine's day...

I'm afraid we might not finish this on time...
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Valentine

Post by A Lotta Moms on Fri Feb 12, 2016 12:19 am

No worries, update coming shortly! Wink
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Post by WheeljackDude on Mon Feb 15, 2016 11:32 pm

Sorry, but belated...

It was Valentine's day. All the kids are swapping cards and candies in the hallways of Lakewood Elementary. Before class, Arthur enters Miss Sweetwater's class, and puts his Valentine's Day gift on the desk that belongs to that certain aardvark girl. He leaves after that.

Arthur Well, just in time.

Buster Did you give your gift to her?

Arthur Sure did.

Francine Is your "girlfriend" here yet?

Arthur Not yet, but I wrote her name in the gift tag...

Francine Good for you, my pal.

Buster We're here for you, Arthur ol' pal.
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Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:31 am

Hey, as far as I'm concerned it can stay Valentine's Day until we decide otherwise.

Why?

Because chocolate!  
And because love, of course. I love you
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Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Tue Mar 01, 2016 3:27 am

I know Valentines day is over but I'm going to do this anyway.

Buster "Hey Marina, do you want to come over my house and make out?"

Marina "Well I have to tell my lover Prunella that I have other plans first but All Right!"

Buster "What the heck! tell Prunella she could join us Too!"

Marina "I always love having a Threesome!"

George "Hey Sue Ellen, Do you want to go to the movies on Friday?"

Sue Ellen "Sure! I love to watch R rated movies."

Arthur "Hey Francine, my Mom said we can borrow her car this weekend at lovers Point!"

Francine "But don't forget to buy the condoms I don't want to get pregnant again."

Arthur "You Got It Babe!"

Molly "Say Buster, after you get done with your threesome can you please come over to my place and we can Get It On!"

Buster "Hot Dam!"

Molly "And I'll get the whips and chains, and you'll get your Gimp outfit.

Buster "I'm so Freaky!"

Muffy "Hey Buster, Tonight can you have dinner with me?"

Buster "Okay. But please tell Baily not to peek at us in your bedroom again."

Muffy "All Right."

lol!
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Post by Kerry9Story on Wed Mar 02, 2016 6:58 am

Molly Stuck my fist up my bros a$$hole
Molly Slit my mama’s throat

Slink Guess who $link Shady just signed to interscope?
Slink My little sister’s birthday, she’ll remember me
Slink Had ten my boiz take her virginity

Binky And bitches know me as a horny ass freak
Binky 2 Their mother wasn’t raped
Binky 2 I ate her shit while she was ‘sleep

Buster Pissy drunk, throwin’ up in the urinal
Molly (You fucken homo)
Molly That’s what I said at my dads funeral.

~~~
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Post by CMSAB11 on Mon Mar 07, 2016 3:23 pm

"You fucken homo"

Love it. XD
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Valentine

Post by Kerry9Story on Wed Mar 09, 2016 8:46 pm

real life sis.
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