Arthur's Perfect Christmas (with a side of Thanksgiving) 3: D.W.'s Toy Wish

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Arthur's Perfect Christmas (with a side of Thanksgiving) 3: D.W.'s Toy Wish

Post by MarleyandPal96 on Tue Nov 22, 2016 7:32 pm

A brand new Arthur special for us to write! D.W. has obsessed to the Nth degree about an interactive Tina the Talking Tabby spin off......T.I.N.A. 3.0 (Talking Inter Net Animal) for Santa to give D.W., which can talk with a smartphone app that can also find lost snowballs. I debated whether or not to do this after seeing a repeat of the "Netkittens" episode, but since it only works with smart phone as opposed to a desktop computer, well, hey, what the heck.

Same rules apply- same age, 4th/3rd graders, and this how a typical conversation works:


Arthur Do you want to go to to the Sugar Bowl- the Strawberry Sensation Sundae is here!
Buster I only like Hot Fudge Banana Splits...

Got it? OK.


After funding credits...


A Title Card Appears: "Arthur's Perfect Christmas 3: D.W. 's Toy Wish


Announcer on the Read family TV: Bionic Bunny will return after these messages.......

With that a singer blurts a autotuned remix of the "Tina the Talking Tabby" jingle/theme song


Announcer: Now upgraded for today! It's T.I.N.A. 3.0.! She can dance, sing, find lost snowballs, all thanks to a downloadable app. *Smartphone sold separately*


D.W. MOM! MOM! MOM! ARTHUR! ARTHUR! ARTHUR! New toy....finds snowballs.....works with cell phone.....TINA!

Now you can finish this story!




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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas (with a side of Thanksgiving) 3: D.W.'s Toy Wish

Post by fudgy brown sludge on Tue Nov 22, 2016 7:46 pm

Arthur and Buster are now seen on the couch. Arthurs face is covered in gloop.

Buster why did you eat my fudge delight?

Arthur i did not get one from my parents or from the parents of my parents or the parents of friends or from the friends of parents.

Buster i wish I had better friends and more parents.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas (with a side of Thanksgiving) 3: D.W.'s Toy Wish

Post by MarleyandPal96 on Wed Nov 23, 2016 3:02 pm

I know we're Slumsters, but let's get the D.W. storyline here.......

let's make this more straightforward here.....


I'm the head writer here.....

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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas (with a side of Thanksgiving) 3: D.W.'s Toy Wish

Post by Kerry9Story on Thu Nov 24, 2016 8:03 am

k bro i got thisshit~

D.W. this muthafuckin shits our (hristma$ song
D.W. this muthafuckin shits our (hristma$ song

Buster we gonna lift an burn the fuck down all nite long
Buster so check check check my dingadong~

D.W. too young 2 have a sexy bod
D.W. so instead I became god

Francine i go ape shit like a zoo
Francine beat any motherfucker in tennis an b00

Arthur my only concerns in life are upvotes and br4zzers
Arthur gram gram knitted me a nice sweater made of cashmur

D.W. i wake up (hristma$ morning and see presents under the tree
D.W. wonder what this fat fuck $anta left for me

Binky 2 i'm drunk off 3gg n0g
Binky 2 bout have sex with a stray hog

Buster an my mom in the kitchen ridin a reindog.
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Post by fudgy brown sludge on Sun Nov 27, 2016 4:41 pm

then I will try again and in hopes that you will be more happy with my effort as I come to you with open arms and the Christmas wish that you will grow in time to love me and the plump offerings that I bring.

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Arthur I am hoping that this Christmas brings me a handful of candy.
D.W. I want a cat in the box and longer legs.
Buster I want to be loved.

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

Buster get the phone please Arthur.
Arthur no.
Buster Arthur please my ears are fragile and cannot cope with jackhammer belltones.

Arthur picks up the phone and says hello in hopes of good news and holiday cheer.
Francine Arthur Timothy Read!
Arthur what?
Francine for Christmas I want YOU!

-CLICK-

D.W. Arthur who was it this time?
Arthur the mailman.

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two weeks later and deep in the brush Francine is found dead with bullets in her soul.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas (with a side of Thanksgiving) 3: D.W.'s Toy Wish

Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Nov 28, 2016 4:58 pm

As soon as I get my creative juices flowing and track down my funny bone, I have every intention of contributing to this one...though that last entry's going to be pretty hard to top.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas (with a side of Thanksgiving) 3: D.W.'s Toy Wish

Post by Kerry9Story on Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:04 am

k im do nother one~

Bitzi shits mornin an she all like bu$ter i got lunch an shit.
Buster pull out ph4t b0n3z an liek SPR34D A$$ AN SUCK THE FUCK OUT THISSHIT~!!!
Bitzi like FUCK U IM UR FUCKEN M0M U S1CK FUCK~!
Buster IDGAF imma $pill $33d $o $pr34d a$$ liek u 4int my M0MZ~!
Bitzi GTFO U SICK FUCK U BE LIVEN OUT TR4$H NOW AN DONT NEVER COME B4K~!!!

Buster been on $tr33t few yrs now he liven thisshit~



Maria come walkin down str33t all pr1m an all gL4m.
Buster yo~<3
Maria yolo~<3
Buster $how a$$.
Maria fuck u.
Buster bitch u aint show a$$ ima beat ur fucken head in~!!!
Maria kk
Maria show a$$ an p33ps be lookin liek WTF Crying or Very sad
Buster wh1p bout 8 inch out an pump it in all gL1de an $hit
Maria liek HUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMFG IMA SHIT~!!!
Maria shits r4pe but c00ch be juicin til she jus bout shit.

James see thisshit cross street@walmart
James tryin call C0PS but ey aint come cause they dumbass out killen black p33ps. Crying or Very sad

Buster HUUUUUUUURRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!
Maria OMG OMG FUCK FUCK OMG OMG OMG
Buster pump his $33d in her.
Alex see thisshit cross str33t an run oer he pull his 9
Buster look up
Alex blow his fucken brains out.
Buster all dead an shit.
Maria OMG thx u~<3
Alex pump his $33d in her.

lil bit laterz all heaven an shit~
Buster yo.
yolo.
Buster can i come in bro?
fuck no.
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Post by Apricot Jack on Wed Nov 30, 2016 2:55 pm

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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas (with a side of Thanksgiving) 3: D.W.'s Toy Wish

Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:56 pm

@Kerry: techn'lly shit would go like this:
Maria O-O-O-O-M-M-M-M-G-G-G-G-G...F-f-f-fuck...r-r-r-r-r-rape...l-l-l-liek s-s-s-so, huh?

Imma being smartass, i know, and imma can also not talk rap$tyle because imma be punk fan, the complete opposite.
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Post by Kerry9Story on Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:25 pm

zacly bro u know what time it is.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas (with a side of Thanksgiving) 3: D.W.'s Toy Wish

Post by A Lotta Moms on Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:55 pm

I have no words for the direction this roleplay's taken, but dammit, it makes me proud.
By all means, carry on.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas (with a side of Thanksgiving) 3: D.W.'s Toy Wish

Post by WheeljackDude on Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:07 pm

(Continued from fudgy brown sludge)

It all turned out to be a dream

Arthur Thank god it's only a dream! (falls back to sleep)

The next day, after Arthur ate his breakfast, he rushes out the door to meet one of his best friends, Francine.

Arthur Francine! Thank god you didn't get killed by bullets!

Francine Don't worry, pal. You were just having a nightmare.

Then suddenly, Fern arrives.

Fern What are you two up to?


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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas (with a side of Thanksgiving) 3: D.W.'s Toy Wish

Post by A Lotta Moms on Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:21 pm

Arthur Hi, Fern.
Fern Hi, Ar...
Francine Arthur, did you hear something?
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Post by fudgy brown sludge on Thu Dec 01, 2016 2:11 pm

Arthur i have heard the voice and have come to see and I saw, and behold a white horse.

...and again she is dead in the brush.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas (with a side of Thanksgiving) 3: D.W.'s Toy Wish

Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Thu Dec 01, 2016 4:37 pm

When the real Francine sees this, you're gonna be in trouble...
Fudgy's Big Bad Blog.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas (with a side of Thanksgiving) 3: D.W.'s Toy Wish

Post by WheeljackDude on Thu Dec 01, 2016 9:53 pm

Arthur What was my task again? Oh yeah, find D.W. a T.I.N.A. 3.0

(Arthur rushes to Toys "R" Us to find a Christmas gift for D.W.)
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Sun Dec 11, 2016 4:47 pm

Let's see what Pal and Kate are-

Just kidding! You really think I'd do one of those dumb episodes? Very Happy

Somewhere else, a dark blue 4x4 (think Nordberg from Saints Row 3) with dirty, dry snow on the sides pulls up to Lydia's house and someone gets out. The doorbell rings, and Lydia wheels herself over to answer.
In her doorframe stands none other than
"YOU!" Lydia says. "You're the last person I want to see this time of year!"
"I'm here to make an apology."
"Oh?"
"About how I acted at the Little Miss Crocus pageant, especially my temper tantrum. You see, it's because I'm a poodle. It's in my DNA to act like I'm superior to others."
"But Prun-"
Portia covers Lydia's mouth. "Uh-uh, she's a rat, remember?"
"How dare you talk about my friend like that!"
"I think you got it wrong. I'm not insulting her, I mean it literally. Anyways, to cut to the chase, I'm REALLY sorry I acted like that." She sticks out her hand (?) "Apology accepted? I promise I'll be good."
Lydia smiles. "Apology accepted. I'll tell Muffy right away."
Portia heads out the door, gets back in the dirty blue offroader and it drives away.

Some blocks down, Marina is watching TV. "A Silver Hills Christmas is on in a few minutes, I'd better call Prunella!"
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:01 pm

(You're all becoming inactive on this thread so close to Christmas?)
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let's cut to the chase, shall we?

Post by MarleyandPal96 on Fri Dec 23, 2016 6:55 pm

Since it's almost Christmas.......let's cut to the chase, shall we?


It's Christmas at the Read Household.....

D.W. I know what this might be!



TO BE CONTINUED BY THE NEXT USER!


(Please make a scenario for D.W. Does Santa give D.W. T.I.N.A 3.0. No random stuff. It's the holidays...)

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Post by MarleyandPal96 on Sat Dec 24, 2016 5:27 pm

hello? anyone?

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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas (with a side of Thanksgiving) 3: D.W.'s Toy Wish

Post by WheeljackDude on Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:58 pm

D.W. (unwraps a present) Is it? It is! T.I.N.A. 3.0!!

Arthur (reads the box) You also need four AA batteries...
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Post by A Lotta Moms on Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:09 am

Arthur Merry Christmas, Molly!

Molly Merry kiss my ass, Long Nose.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas (with a side of Thanksgiving) 3: D.W.'s Toy Wish

Post by Kerry9Story on Mon Dec 26, 2016 3:46 am

MarleyandPal96 wrote:Since it's almost Christmas.......let's cut to the chase, shall we?


It's Christmas at the Read Household.....

D.W. I know what this might be!



TO BE CONTINUED BY THE NEXT USER!


(Please make a scenario for D.W. Does Santa give D.W. T.I.N.A 3.0. No random stuff. It's the holidays...)
well sry im all dumb an shit. Crying or Very sad
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