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Post by CMSAB11 on Sat Jul 22, 2017 1:15 am

holy shit, guys, look what i found in the chatbox
i JUST missed both of them too, dammit!

[23:48:39] Buster Baxter : Hi Brain!!
[23:49:03] Buster Baxter : Brain?
[23:49:08] Buster Baxter : You there?
[23:49:15] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Yes. I'm here.
[23:49:38] Alan "The Brain" Powers : You didn't have to ask twice in five seconds.
[23:50:02] Buster Baxter : Oh, hehe...sorry.
[23:50:17] Buster Baxter : Did you check your email?
[23:51:17] Buster Baxter : I sent you a link to one of my most reliable sources!
[23:52:31] Alan "The Brain" Powers : You think "Totally Not Made Up Facts About Prehistoric Reptiles" is a reliable source?
[23:53:37] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Yeah, right!
[23:54:43] Buster Baxter : Well technically it's "Totally Not Made Up Facts About Prehistoric Reptiles and Amphibians," but yes! I do!
[23:57:05] Buster Baxter : It's up there with "Embarrassing Facts About Movie Stars" and "The Gross Ingredients in Junk Food Website"!
[23:58:06] Buster Baxter : Did you know that the milkshakes at the Chickin' Lickin' are actually made from-
[23:58:26] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Enough already!
[23:59:18] Alan "The Brain" Powers : How many times do I have to tell you, Buster? Not everything you read on the internet is true!
[23:59:40] Alan "The Brain" Powers : And not every website you find is a reliable source!
[00:01:58] Buster Baxter : Is too!
[00:02:03] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Print sources tend to be more reliable than sources online sources. Why don't you try looking for a peer-reviewed journal with an article on megatoads in the library? I doubt you'll find one, but I'll take it more seriously than anything you would find online.
[00:04:05] Buster Baxter : Brain, come on! I can find good, reliable sources!
[00:06:07] Buster Baxter : Hmm...how about "Real UFO Encounters"? It even has clips of people who have seen real live UFOs right in front of their eyes!
[00:06:27] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Those are probably actors, Buster.
[00:09:53] Buster Baxter : They seem pretty believable to me. Besides, there are a lot of non-believers out there, like you!
[00:10:23] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Many of these websites create fake stories and sensationalize them to draw in gullible people like yourself. The more people that visit their webpages, the more hits they get. Some even make revenue from the number of hits they recieve.
[00:11:04] Buster Baxter : Oh wow, this guy thought he saw a flying saucer flying right above his house!
[00:11:10] Buster Baxter : Coooooooool.
[00:13:56] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Buster, first-hand accounts aren't exactly reliable. Let's say I want to humor this source and its credibility. What would make me think he isn't just exaggerating the truth or making this up?
[00:14:21] Buster Baxter : Well...because he saw the flying saucer! He saw it himself!
[00:14:39] Buster Baxter : It was right there! Right above his house!
[00:14:56] Alan "The Brain" Powers : So, why didn't he take any pictures of it?
[00:15:53] Buster Baxter : Because he didn't have his camera with him, Brain! Not everyone has a camera with them everywhere they go.
[00:19:21] Alan "The Brain" Powers : In this day and age, everyone has a smartphone. Smartphones have built-in cameras. Therefore, if this was recent, he could have taken a picture of the UFO with his smartphone.
[00:20:11] Alan "The Brain" Powers : He had no reason not to, if he really did see a flying saucer.
[00:21:17] Buster Baxter : Okay, so it was recent! But what if he was poor and he couldn't afford one?
[00:21:56] Buster Baxter : That must be it! That must be why he didn't take a picture of it.
[00:22:11] Buster Baxter : It's so obvious!
[00:22:19] Alan "The Brain" Powers : *sigh*
[01:23:34 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : Now, about that link I sent you...
[01:24:42 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : That webpage is completely useless! It cites no actual sources whatsoever!
[01:26:46 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Buster, this source is about as reliable as the official webpage for The Factoid Front.
[01:27:10 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : As I've tried to tell you over. And over. And over again!
[01:27:40 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : I still can't believe it got cancelled...
[01:28:48 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : It was filled with half-truths and bad science.
[01:29:36 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Things that people like you thrive on.
[01:31:45 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : A true scientist, like me, would never watch a show like that.
[01:32:04 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : Well, I'm not going to be a scientist, Brain.
[01:33:25 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : I'm going to be a forensic speculographer.
[01:33:55 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : I'll be just like Martin Spivak!
[01:34:50 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Last time I checked, forensic speculography isn't even a real scientific field.
[01:36:11 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : And I thought you hated Matin Spivak.
[01:37:14 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : Well, I did, because he said he came out as a non-believer. But THEN I saw him on the Factoid Front!
[01:37:43 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : As a forensic speculographer!
[01:38:08 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : Thanks to him, my destiny is clear.
[01:40:52 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Eech. I'm glad my future profession is respected and legitimate in the scientific field.
[01:45:31 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : Hey, wanna meet me and Arthur at Bear Lake tomorrow? We're going to try sailing our new toy boats!
[01:48:56 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Sure. I'll meet you once I'm done with my experiement on the rate of plant growth under ultraviolet light.
[01:49:10 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : Uh...huh?
[01:49:28 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : You wouldn't understand.
[01:49:54 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : You're right!
[01:50:24 22/07/2017] Buster Baxter : Oh, my mom's telling me to go to bed. Night Brain, see ya tomorrow!
[01:50:49 22/07/2017] Alan "The Brain" Powers : Talk to you then.
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Re: buster vs brain in the chatbox

Post by fudgy brown sludge on Sat Jul 22, 2017 1:26 am

I am wishing that I had not missed this.
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Re: buster vs brain in the chatbox

Post by CMSAB11 on Sat Jul 22, 2017 1:35 am

ME TOO....
THIS IS A DAY TO REMEMBER IN SLUMHISTORY
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Post by Muffy Crosswire on Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:46 am

Anyone like brain who answers the question "which is more important - fashion or soccer" with soccer deserves to be banned! To think someone like that was almost a best friend.


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Re: buster vs brain in the chatbox

Post by Francine Frensky on Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:43 am

Why I...I...

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... ... ...MUFFY CROSSWIRE, I HOPE YOU GET HEAD LICE!!!
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Post by Muffy Crosswire on Sat Jul 22, 2017 9:31 am

Except when that person is Francine!
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Re: buster vs brain in the chatbox

Post by CMSAB11 on Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:23 am

muffy vs francine
or better yet, all four of them go head to head
now that i would pay to see
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Post by Kerry9Story on Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:33 am


^this more less
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Post by Apricot Jack on Mon Jul 24, 2017 12:48 pm

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Post by Muffy Crosswire on Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:11 am

CMSAB11 wrote:muffy vs francine

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Post by Coyote_Mao on Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:17 pm

That was awesome! But you guys should try playing more hardcore fighting games sometime! Very Happy
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Post by Jekyll Jekyll Hyde on Tue Aug 08, 2017 3:00 am

I surprised you didn't pulverize Muffy Crosswire, Francine. It seems to be your usual approach. Or do you reserve that specifically for Arthur?
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Post by Kerry9Story on Mon Aug 14, 2017 8:39 am

Muffy Crosswire wrote:
CMSAB11 wrote:muffy vs francine

b33br make this shit. hell die soon i goddam hope. Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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