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Post by Jekyll Jekyll Hyde on Fri Aug 18, 2017 1:43 pm

My potion! It's hit again! In honour of this madness, I decided to do what I often do when I start turning green and feeling mean - mangling Arthur musical lyrics through the greatest monster of our time... Google Translate!

The Arthur Theme
Compare the original lyrics:

Everyday when you're walking down the street, everybody that you meet
Has an original point of view
And I say HEY! hey! what a wonderful kind of day!

Where you can learn to work and play
And get along with each other
You got to listen to your heart
Listen to the beat
Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street
Open up your eyes, open up your ears
Get together and make things better by working together
It's a simple message and it comes from the heart
Believe in yourself (echo: believe in yourself)
Well that's the place to start (to start)

to a vision of true beauty:
Every day, every meeting on the road
First impressions
They say: Hello! Welcome! What a wonderful day!
They learn to work and play
I'm with you

Yuri heard the heart
Listen to speed up
Listen to the rhythm of speed on the road
Open your ears, open your eyes
Installation and Gongtongli better things
It's a simple message, but it comes from the heart
Think (ECHO: trust yourself)
So, where do I begin, you will need your doctor (R)

Better than the original, if you ask me. Says WAY more about the show. That last line also sums up my life perfectly - it's pure allegory.

The Library Card Song

Compare:
Everyone: Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.

Ms. Turner: Come on inside,
We've got everything you need.
There's plenty to do,
Or you can just sit and read.

Muffy: This book explains
How to make paper planes.
Arthur: This contour map
Can show you mountain range terrains.

Brain: Fly to the moon,
Explore the ocean floor.
Buster: Find out which one's the tiller,
And which one is the oar.

Fern: Here's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"
And "Half Magic".
Timmy: "Hop on Pop".
Tommy: And "Fox in Socks".
George: And books on doing card tricks! Everyone: Ooooooh!
Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
Ms. Turner: That's right!
Everyone: Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.

Francine: Books on baseball,
Hockey and soccer
Mr. Ratburn: And even how to build yourself
A cool doorknocker.

Arthur: I could stay in this place
For hours and hours.
Binky: I like books with pictures
Of lotsa pretty flowers...
Being crushed by a giant pterodactyl.

Arthur: Jules Verne, HG Wells,
And Ray Bradbury:
Francine: You can take 'em home
So you don't have to
Read 'em in a hurry.

Everyone: Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card.
Having fun isn't hard,
When you've got a library card. Having fun!

to another lyrical masterpiece:

Tears of joy
If the map.
hard
If the map.

Women's Turner size
Everything you need.
There are many things to do,
Or you can sit and read.

This book is a mafia
Just like paper airplanes.
Arthur narrows the map
You can see the mountains.

They have a brain in a month
They meet in the sea.
Buster: What plugins
Nothing else.

Massage at Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
A "panacea".
Timmy "hip.
Fox Tommy. | Sock "
Georgios paper crafts and candy! Every Oh!

close to
If the map.
So Turner, hail!
Simple joy
If the map.

Baseball Francine Buch.
Hockey and soccer
In addition to the construction, Ratburn
The costs of Doubornokk.

Arthur universe
For several hours.
Pins and books like paintings
What can be considered beautiful flowers ...
The two pterodactyl tablets.

Arthur Horace Wells Cicero June 10th
Usually Bradbury;
The culture can come back home
So it seems that
As for fast.

Simple joy
If the map.
close to
If the map. Do your life?

Shakespearean, ain't it? Not to mention that both Arthur (third verse) and Miss Turner (second refrain) are apparently gods in the Arthur universe. Still planning on stealing second base again, though.

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde
My anthem! Compare:

One day I went to the library
I found this book, it was great!
It was so cool I couldn't put it down
Even when it got pretty late!


That night I had a scary dream
I mixed my own secret potion
I added dirt, a bit of sludge, some eyes of flies
And a tiny dab of suntan lotion


I started shaking,
My legs were quaking,
My stomach aching,
My brain was breaking!


I started turning green;
Feeling mean;
It was like
In the story;

I was acting strange;
Quite deranged;
It was pure
Allegory!
"Allegory: a story where the characters stand for abstract ideas. For example, good and evil."

'Cause I was
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!


When I awoke, I was me again
I hid the book out of sight
It was so cool I couldn’t keep away
So I took it out again that night


And then I dreamed we had this test in school
I gotta say it was weird.
We had to give the answers in semaphore
And for extra credit, grow a beard


I couldn’t take it,
Just couldn’t take it
In one swift motion,
I grabbed my potion!
(Background laugh)


I said: "Mr. Hyde
Has arrived!"
Tossed my flags on the floor;

Made a major speech;
To the teach':
"This is all a big bore!"!


I ran down all the halls,
Wrote on walls;
Even stole second base;

I was super bad;
Sure was glad
I wasn’t wearing my face!


''Cause I was
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!


This was too much, I simply had to stop!
I threw that potion away! (Potion away)
But it didn’t matter if I drank the stuff;
I just kept on changing anyway! (Changing anyway)


Now I was
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!

(Background laugh)
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde, Hyde, Jekyll
Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, Jekyll, Hyde!


Just when it seemed there was no way out
I saw the book was overdue
The book lady said: “Are you returning?”;
I thought and I said: “No---RENEW!"!
(Background laugh)

to THIS:

I went to the library
Surprisingly, I found this book!
And perhaps destroyed, "was unbelievable
Although it's too late!


All night long
Secret owner mix
Giving dirt, dust, insects, small waste "
birthday


I began to tremble
Students legs
This leads to the stomach
in my mind


Green started.
Records average values.

History;

Surprise
The total amount of damages.
Own
Adventure!
After Alagoror. "Others, such as the face, are abstract concepts, such as history, good or bad

From
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But when I woke up
When I saw him, he hid
Well, you will not miss, that's great
So today


After these tests, the dream of the book
I have to say it was fantastic.
The light must be answered
He thinks the beard


I can not
We can
Phase.
I need a drink!
(Back N)


Skriya, "he said,
Here! "
Decrease type of symptom.

Important;
The "
"It's good to get bored!"

All rooms are made.
It is written on the wall.
On the other hand, steal a second base,

This is very bad.
Of course, I'm happy
I have my face!


From ''
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Jekyll and Hyde Jackie Haidojikiru?


Super Train Station!
I drank! (Project)
But if you drink, it does not matter.
That changed! (Production of Other Causes)


Now
Jekyll and Hyde and Haidojikiru Haidojikiru
Jekyll and Hyde Jackie Haidojikiru?


(Up to the background image)
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Jekyll and Hyde Jackie Haidojikiru?


At this point, the latter
It looks like this book ends
Book "Getting Started," he said.
"Renève --- no matter: I said, I think!
(Up to the background image)

Wonder if I should consider renaming myself Jekyll and Hyde Jackie Haidojikiru?

Leftovers Goulash

Compare:

Arthur:

My dad's a chef
You think that's great?
Just try to guess
What's on your plate He mixes things
And then he bakes
Why can't he stick
To chocolate cakes?

I want some ice cream
Chocolate would be good
Ice cream that tastes...
Just like it should!

Not broccoli
Turkey or a lima bean
It's got to taste like ice cream!

Dad:

You have to try
My latest treat
A jellied fish
Inside a beet

(Arthur, D.W.: Yuck!)

Why should we eat
The same old meals?
Wait 'til you taste
My garlic eels


There are so many things to make
A custard soup, a liver cake
A curry pie, with prunes and squash
How 'bout Leftovers Goulash?
(Hey!)

D.W.:

Nothing brown
And nothing soupy
Nothing slippery
And nothing gloopy

Nothing mashed
And nothing steamed
And nothing runny with eyes or feet
That smells or wiggles when you touch it                  

or with crusts
and nothing creamed!

This smells like fish!
I can't stand fish!
I can't believe this cookie

Smells like fish!

Dad:

There are so many things to make
(D.W.: It tastes like fish! Arthur: I want some ice cream!)
A custard soup, a liver cake
(D.W.: I can't stand fish! Arthur: I want some ice cream!)
A curry pie, with prunes and squash
(D.W.: I can't believe this cookie smells! Arthur: Not broccoli, not turkey!)
How 'bout Leftovers Goulash?                                

(Arthur: It's got to taste like ice cream! Hey!)
(Arthur and D.W.: Hey!)

Dad:

Take a pot
And add a lot
Of codfish mash
And kidney hash!

Let's add some snails
And catfish tails,
Some brains and feet
Can't wait to eat!

A sloppy scoop
Of runny gloop
A squid on toast
A rhubarb roast

Some tofu stew
With extra goo
Leftover squash
It's called goulash!
(Hey!)

(Arthur and D.W.: We're not hungry anymore! Hey!)

To:

Arthur

My father's kitchen
Do you think this is good?
shock
Book and table top
round
It is impossible
Tom Brown?

They want to make ice
Chocolate is helpful
LED ...
What!

Classification of broccoli
Beans and archipelago Turkey
You have to try ice cream!

This ensures that:

Attempt
Last Updated on:
fish
beet


(Arthur de L · disgusting!)

How to do?
As for insects?
Taste "howling
My garlic


There are many devices out there.
Cooking afternoon kidneys
Eat a unique curry plum
"Mark Van?
(Oh!)

Even treatment

black
A personal apology
Personal views
very good

gene
broke down
It will not work for HUD and eyes.
Taste and viggles

What color
Personally, margarine!


the father

There are a lot of things.
(D V Arthur Cream Licorice!)
Total Chef
(D Arthur B. Dislikes Ice Fish)
Curry curry cake with raisins
(I think, or do KNDI Artor B. No, Cauliflower Turkey D)
"Mark Van?

(Try Arthur)
(Arthur · D · Power W)

the father

Butte available
Call
-crochaidh kudfish
Cakes! Marijuana


Add a few balls.
Estonia
Some analysts have legs
I can not wait to eat!

Do not ignore
Stupid team
Ikapasu
Round Compute

Some furniture are of high quality
Stone
Pumping Ruins
This soup!
(Oh!)

(Arthur MS I'm hungry! Hey!)

Arthur's father sure is a psychopath, huh? Did anyone catch the Codename: Kids Next Door reference (sort of - check the cream licorice verse)?

The Homework Song

Compare:

Class, you really worked hard today. (You can say that again!)
Okay...
Class, you really worked hard today.

Now that the school day is through.
I've got something special for you. (I hope it's ice cream!)
Just a little homework, tonight!
Just a little homework, tonight!
Just a little homework, tonight!
Just a little homework, tonight!
(Yeah)

Read 19 chapters of history.
List 63 adverbs alphabetically! (Neatness counts!)
Chart the journey that Balboa took
Do the first thousand problems in your new math book...

Just a little homework, tonight! (That's a lot of homework!)
Just a little homework, tonight!
Just a little homework, tonight!
Just a little homework, tonight!

Buster, pay attention! (Why, i, i, i...)

There's a quiz tomorrow! (I think I'm going to die-i-i-i...)

Just a little homework tonight...
Just a little homework tonight...
Just a little homework tonight...

to:


The service is very difficult. (You can see it!)
Ok ...
The service is very difficult.

At the same time, the school day.
That's funny. (I hope it is!)
There is only one small house!
There is only one small house!
There is only one small house!
There is only one small house!
(BE)

Read the article in Chapter 19
63 negative idea! (Close is very important!)
Baerboya Room
After the first book, thousands of new sports problems ...


There is only one small house! (There are so many family!)
There is only one small house!
There is only one small house!
There is only one small house!

Dude, beware! (Why is it so ......)

Tomorrow, try again! (I-I-I ... I think I will die)

However, when ...
However, when ...
However, when ...

Apparently, Mr. Ratburn speaks in surfer lingo now! He may not eat nails for breakfast (what shame, he's definitely missing out - nails have a unique metallic flavour that no other food bears) but that's a surprise.

And a bonus to end this potion binge... Crazy Bus!

Compare these beautiful lyrics:

Crazy bus, crazy bus,
Riding on the crazy bus
Riding up, riding down,
Driven by a funny clown
Wacky goony, goofy, spoony
High as a plane or a balloon-y
Crazy bus, come with us,
As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride
It's a crazy bus, not a schmazy bus,
Don't make a fuss, just come with us
Sloppy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy,
Happy-happy, hoopy-hoopy,
Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y
Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey
Absolutely bus-a-looey
Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus
A flat tire is no problem,
Because it's only flat on the bottom
A flat tire is no problem,
Because it's only flat on the bottom
So let's go!
Let's go!
Let's GOOOOO
Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony
High as a plane or a balloon-y
Sloppy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy,
Hoola-hoopa, hoppy-hoopy,
Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y,
Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey
Absolutely bus-a-looey
Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus
Crazy!
Bus!
Crazy!

to these even MORE tear-inciting lyrics:

Dumb and bus
Basukabaroroko
Pid'iihavshi down
I'm a funny joker
Stupid, stupid, taste, spoon
Galilee or Elyon
Crazy Bus Version
But the car was running, running, running and running
Bus effort of stshmaz
Care
Sadness, save Globan slopper
Cup without looking happy.
Blue, crisp, and opaque
D Guiche, which looks like this:
All Lo ring
,,, series hysteria lazy media
Fancher is no problem
Since soil is good,
Fancher is no problem
Since soil is good,
Come on!
humorous
Gooooo vacation
Angry crack angle before
Galilee or Elyon
Sadness, save Globan slopper
Keep the Khoolk gulls and children happy
Cut, stupid, stupid, stupid
D Guiche, which looks like this:
All rubber Lu
,,, series hysteria lazy media
tricked!
enough!
tricked!

Notice how Buster receives a guest appearance on the fourth line of the first verse.

And thus endeth my potion's effects. This is Jekyll and Hyde Jackie Haidojikiru drifting back into reality.
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Re: Arthur vs. Google Translate

Post by Muffy Crosswire on Sun Aug 20, 2017 11:23 pm

Buster and George: Tell me where's your friend? The beautiful Muffy! There! There's the beautiful Muffy. Muffy, you beautiful and charming and cool! Muffy, tell me what you want from us. Let us go to an opera, Oh, please come with us ... to the opera!

Muffy: I'm like a rebellious bird, Nobody can do it in a cage. The opera is a long, absurd saturation, I like those bands that are all angry. Even if he promised me jewels, you would not find me near the stage. The opera is good for tired old fools, or soldiers who pay minimum wages!

Francine and Prunella: It's like a rebellious bird ...
Muffy: Baby tubes ...
Francine and Prunella: ... no one can put it in a cage ..
. Muffy: ... Baby tubes ...
Francine and Prunella: ... The opera is a long, saturated absurd ...
Muffy: ... with boys ...
Francine and Prunella: We like bands who are all angry!
Muffy: ... boy ducks! The boys are the ones I like to hear, the many hairstyles. If you like them then I'll be there If you do not, you'll lose farewell!
Francine, Prunella, Buster and George: Goodbye, you lose ..
. Muffy: If you like them If you like them then I'll be there ...
Francine, Prunella, Buster and George: ... goodbye, you lose ...
Muffy:. .. but if not, If not ... See you lose me!

Muffy:  Where do you take me?
Blinky: For the opera these tickets were not cheap
! Muffy: But I said it was not my scene.
Binky: Too bad - Tween Dream betrayed.
Rodney Gilfrey: Ooooooo ... So you love that tweeny-bopper trash? Do not be bored, you have to find more. Open your heart for different songs, Who knows you can be wrong ... The opera is not a chore! That's a lot more to love than so much more!

 Binky: Where are you going?
Muffy: Afterwards!
Binky: Oh, so you can go to the opera, but not with me?
Muffy: All right, step aside.
Binky: So that's it? After all, what did I do? Is my allowance under the drain?
Muffy: Get off, Binky! I'll never go with you ...
Binky: I'd rather go to sleep than go with her.
Muffy: I will not ... Even the magic dust ... I'm awake ... I'm awake! ...
Binky: Ah, Muffy, My terrible disciple!


Who are Candy Canes and Mary Janes?
It's Miss Muffy!
Fresh copy sticks and large bars,
It's Miss Muffy!
It's a fine lace on a dress,
She's fringed..funny...finesse chic!
Who is Valentines and hair that shrine,
It's Miss Muffy!
Sliver skates and candied dates,
It's Miss Muffy!
It's an amazing icing on a bunds cake!
Oh, we love her, see her now,
Look, world! Holy cow!
Expect if you thought you were so sweet,
Becuase Miss Muffy, That Miss Muffy's beat you!


A lot of that didn't make sense. Must not work without that weird potion.
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