What cheers you up?

Buster & Molly Lover wrote:

Catherine Frensky wrote:Well here are some of mine.




I used to really like this guy

Then I realized what a total loser and waste of time he was
Now I like....?

Hey Catherine, I want to ask you something...I know you have a thing for Shawn but do you still have feeling for Chip Crosswire? I know you and him said you were just friends, But did you ever had any feeling for him?

Okay first his name was Sean, but who cares? He was such a loser.
As far as my friendship with Chip is concerned, let's just say I've been invited to some fancy event by him on the 24th. Its after Hanukkah so Im going to go.
I won't kiss and tell though

A Lotta Moms wrote:Well...you know what they say about guys with big noses, right?

[Beavis voice] Yeah... heheheh... they have lots of loogies.


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Hahaha his giant schlong

You can't fool us, Catherine. We all know what you were really in that one for.

Dirty Cathy

Ugh I'm not discussing my intimate relationships. How rude to insinuate.

Oh, Catherine.  You wouldn't believe what Francine's already told us.  The things she overhears late at night when you think she's asleep...

That is the biggest lie I've heard in my entire life.
As if I'd do anything while my little sister's trying to sleep. She doesn't even know what sex is. You're lying and so is she, but she's eight and doesn't know.
This is exactly why I upgraded boyfriends.
You and your lie spreading ways

Speaking of spreading 
Catherine come on you're no virgin

I am guessing that she was dumped for a bad personality or at least flatulence.

You disgusting vile trash bag. No wonder Muffy hates you. You're rude and bad mannered plus you told lies. I dumped him, he smelled bad and his skin was oily.

fudgy brown sludge wrote:I am guessing that she was dumped for a bad personality or at least flatulence.

Hahaha yes

I am certain now, flatulence.

Catherine Frensky wrote:You disgusting vile trash bag. No wonder Muffy hates you. You're rude and bad mannered plus you told lies. I dumped him, he smelled bad and his skin was oily.

Sure you did Cathy cakes sure you did. He dumped you because you had flatulence problems and told him he has oily skin and smells bad? Did you tell him that before or after letting rip on him? Trumpets sounding off

Muffy Crosswire wrote:Spending money, shopping, when with Francine and listening to the BSB.

You gave her the perfect advice too. You really know how to talk my sister into things Muffy. That's really admirable of you. Muffy would be a great fashion advocate and saleswoman among other things

So Muffy being a complete bitch to her " BFF" is advocacy? Catherine that's rude. Your poor sister

i think muffy was the bitchiest she's ever been in s14 and 15 lol...

True. 
I'll pick up Arthur on the way to school, *leaves buster standing there* "just Arthur" she bluntly says.

wish she woulnt be so mean

It's how she is. She was born evil.
Like when she took a pair of shoes Francine saved SIX weeks to buy just because she could. Rude bitch

Francine did take along time saving her money for those sneakers.
You win some you lose some though little sister.

Oh don't defend your own flesh and blood little sister Cathy!! Typical

Spoiled? Me? I mean of all the people to call spoiled! What are you thinking!?

When I heard there were people in need, I promptly gave away what I could find in clothes to give away the next day. And guess who was the one who charged Daddy's credit card when I did. Me!

I make plenty of sacrifices in a general day, I used plain baby shampoo with no conditioner the other day AND walked to school! So I do it tough sometimes.

Not to mention giving the Elwood City Clothes Exchange a make over!

All of which cheered me up, knowing I was helping charity.

A Lotta Moms wrote:Oh, Catherine.  You wouldn't believe what Francine's already told us.  The things she overhears late at night when you think she's asleep...

OOH...I want To Hear More About Her!

ArthurFrancineFan wrote:Speaking of spreading 
Catherine come on you're no virgin

If she is no virgin then she'd have to find a hidden place to loose her virginity. think about it, She couldn't use her room because she shares it with Francine. who could hear her all night long. Unless she went under her bed with her boyfriend? or she'd have to do it in a closet, or her boyfriend's bedroom or somewhere else. or even my Bedroom!