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Re: Arthur's Perfect Halloween

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Mon Oct 30, 2017 4:56 pm

Francine Frensky wrote:Who needs money for a great holiday?  Just check out what my dad got me for my birthday...



I even drew Nemo, see?  How cool is that!

Sports star, musician and artist Smile not to mention great actress
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Post by WhoseLineFan on Mon Oct 30, 2017 6:04 pm

I go over Francine's house and knock on her door.

*doorbell rings*

Me: Hey Catherine! Is Francine around?

Catherine: She sure is. Let me go get her.

Catherine: Francine! Your friend is here to see you.

Francine: Hey! You got your costume!

Me: Yeah. Sorry I picked it up so late, but I'm going to try it on just for you.

*walks into the house.*

Francine: Let's go into the bedroom!

Me: So, this is the costume. What do you think?

Muffy: You have to try it on!

Francine: Muff, what are you doing here?

Muffy: Sorry, but I saw your friend walking towards your place and just had to come by.

Me: I'll be back.

I went into the bathroom and got my costume together. Man, I thought to myself, this is just like those exact Night Court episodes. Cape and everything.

Muffy: You. Look. Fabulous!

Francine: Cool hat! It's exactly like the picture you showed me!

Me: Thanks! Hopefully I will be in attendance for your party tomorrow Muffy.

Catherine: Sweet! It looks very nice on you.

Me: Well, I have to go. It was quick, but I have to go see Buster and Brain now.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Halloween

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Mon Oct 30, 2017 8:56 pm

Muffy: trips and falls on her way out
"Owww" waaaa waaa was"
Catherine: "Oh how the mighty have fallen"
Francine: "Literally"
Me: "Good one you two" *high fives the Frensky sisters*
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Post by WhoseLineFan on Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:55 am

Me: So, I saw Buster and Brain yesterday.

Francine: Let me guess. Buster is going as candy boy and Brain as Jekyll, Jekyll, Hyde, right?

Me: You know it.

Binky: I don't get it. Why do they always have to go in the same costumes?

Molly: Well, it's their choice and both can do what they want to do. There's nothing wrong with that.

Prunella: Hey! Is anyone going to Muffy's party tonight? I know I am! Heard there is a new Scare Your Pants Off book too.

Me: I'm going to see if I can make it, but I may be at that Chinese food place by 5 PM.

Binky: The place that I like?

Me: No Binky. Not the peanut free place. Lucky for me that I am not allergic to anything at all.

Binky: Aww! But I want to come.

Me: Sorry Bink, but you can't.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Halloween

Post by A Lotta Moms on Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:42 pm

Meanwhile, in a remote medieval castle high in the mountains and surrounded by forests...


macgrady My next story took place in Verona.
macgrady I was told that the client waiting at a hotel...
macgrady ...was an old nobleman notorious for his depravity.
macgrady My curiosity was immense.
macgrady That night, my mother was even more intolerant than usual.
macgrady She pleaded with me not to go.
macgrady I couldn't resist the temptation, so I killed her.


Ratburn The only thing to do.
Ratburn The excitement awaiting you was supreme...
Ratburn ...meriting the utmost sacrifice.


Maria ...


Ratburn It is folly to say one owes anything to one's mother.  
Ratburn Must we be grateful for her having pleasure with a man?
Ratburn That should have been enough reward for her.
Ratburn Long ago, I was cursed with a mother.
Ratburn As soon as I could, I sent her to the next world.
Ratburn It was a profound pleasure when she closed her eyes for the last time.


Maria ...sob...


Ratburn Why is that child crying?
macgrady Your words remind her of her own mother.
macgrady Her mother died trying to protect her.


Ratburn Splendid!
Ratburn It's your mother you're crying for?


Maria ...sob...


Ratburn Come here.  Let me console you.
Ratburn What an opportunity you offer me.
Ratburn Madame MacGrady's story merits immediate re-enactment!


Maria Oh please...oh please sir, have mercy on my suffering.
Maria My mother died for me, and I'll never see her again.


Ratburn Seize her immediately!


Maria Aaagghh, noooo!!!!!
Maria Kill me!  God will take pity on me!  Don't dishonor me!


Ratburn This howling is the most exciting thing I've ever heard.
Maria Kill me!  Free me from this torment, hearing and seeing such horrors!


Morris You heard her call out to God!  
Morris Your excellency, enter her name in the penal register...
Morris ...for a terrible punishment!


Haney (Jots Maria's name down in the penal register)
Maria Please do away with me so I can be with my mother!


Ratburn You will be punished accordingly when we decide the time is ripe.
Ratburn Don't think your tears restrain my desire...
Ratburn ...they make me more ruthless!
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Halloween

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Tue Oct 31, 2017 6:33 pm

Grandpa Dave Now that there is some very intense material
Cousin Mo Its hot AF grandpa
Thora hush yourself you filthy girl Cousin Mo aww
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:56 pm

Me: Hi guys! Sorry I'm a bit late, I had to finish up my costume.
Prunella: What are you supposed to be?
Me: I'm a hitman from a 70s/80s flick. See the dull longsleeve cotton sweater and used jeans? Sorry I couldn't think of anything better. I was going to go for a wig, but it didn't fit and besides, in combination with my thick sweater, it's already hot enough with these masses of wooly fur on my head. *I pull out a fake remote with a button and press it, imitating an explosion. I then proceed to walk through the room.*
Me: Hey Fern, when you get hungry, do you chew your hairbow?
*Fern laughs* Good one!
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Post by WhoseLineFan on Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:10 pm

Me: Well, Elwood City residents. I need to go back to my dear old NH home now.

Muffy: But... you can't!

Francine: Yeah. It was really nice having you here in Elwood.

Arthur: Can you come for Christmas? Please?

Me: I'll see if I can try to.

Brain: I hope you can come.

All (including Prunella, Muffy, etc.): Goodbye friend! We'll miss you all.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Halloween

Post by A Lotta Moms on Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:09 pm

Cousin Mo Moquis de Sade at her finest.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Halloween

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:02 am

Cousin Mo its kind of disturbing that I identify with her character the most LOL Cousin Mo Cousin Mo
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Halloween

Post by A Lotta Moms on Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:13 am

ArthurJustineFan, confirmed. Cool
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Halloween

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:22 am

Oh dear lawd!!! XD XD
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Halloween

Post by Kerry9Story on Wed Nov 01, 2017 3:05 am

A Lotta Moms wrote:Meanwhile, in a remote medieval castle high in the mountains and surrounded by forests...


macgrady My next story took place in Verona.
macgrady I was told that the client waiting at a hotel...
macgrady ...was an old nobleman notorious for his depravity.
macgrady My curiosity was immense.
macgrady That night, my mother was even more intolerant than usual.
macgrady She pleaded with me not to go.
macgrady I couldn't resist the temptation, so I killed her.


Ratburn The only thing to do.
Ratburn The excitement awaiting you was supreme...
Ratburn ...meriting the utmost sacrifice.


Maria ...


Ratburn It is folly to say one owes anything to one's mother.  
Ratburn Must we be grateful for her having pleasure with a man?
Ratburn That should have been enough reward for her.
Ratburn Long ago, I was cursed with a mother.
Ratburn As soon as I could, I sent her to the next world.
Ratburn It was a profound pleasure when she closed her eyes for the last time.


Maria ...sob...


Ratburn Why is that child crying?
macgrady Your words remind her of her own mother.
macgrady Her mother died trying to protect her.


Ratburn Splendid!
Ratburn It's your mother you're crying for?


Maria ...sob...


Ratburn Come here.  Let me console you.
Ratburn What an opportunity you offer me.
Ratburn Madame MacGrady's story merits immediate re-enactment!


Maria Oh please...oh please sir, have mercy on my suffering.
Maria My mother died for me, and I'll never see her again.


Ratburn Seize her immediately!


Maria Aaagghh, noooo!!!!!
Maria Kill me!  God will take pity on me!  Don't dishonor me!


Ratburn This howling is the most exciting thing I've ever heard.
Maria Kill me!  Free me from this torment, hearing and seeing such horrors!


Morris You heard her call out to God!  
Morris Your excellency, enter her name in the penal register...
Morris ...for a terrible punishment!


Haney (Jots Maria's name down in the penal register)
Maria Please do away with me so I can be with my mother!


Ratburn You will be punished accordingly when we decide the time is ripe.
Ratburn Don't think your tears restrain my desire...
Ratburn ...they make me more ruthless!
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Halloween

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:01 pm

Yup K3RRY!! You're funny.
If I gather correctly Rsatburn intends to **** Maria. Deflower her.
The HORROR!!! Moms, for shame
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Post by Kerry9Story on Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:41 pm

so lst nite me an laura get few bagz c4ndy cux shits \/\33n so kidz be comin lil bit but onl few em come trickin. so idgaf i eat the shit out it. luara come back an like K3RRY WTF. but im sleep. Twisted Evil
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Halloween

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:58 pm

Haha XD
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Halloween

Post by $$$-CandySkullz-$$$ on Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:27 pm

I PAID $20 FOR THAT SHIT YOU DIDN'T AND DON'T THINK I DON'T READ THIS.
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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:36 pm

Paid $20.00 for what?
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Halloween

Post by WheeljackDude on Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:51 pm

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde wrote:Ratburn Oh, is that... are you having pie?

Ladonna SWEYT PEHTUNIA DON'T EAT MAH PAH! IT'S MAH ONLY CONSISTENT CHARACTER TRAIT!

Ratburn *gulp*

Ladonna Weyll darn. OH, AND THERE WAS A GHOWST IN THERE!

Morris ...where is the ghost?

Ratburn Ghost? Oh my, I suddenly feel the need to eat more cake. Spiked with some wine. Or maybe a lot of wine.

Ladonna Thayt them there giant General Higgins just ate mah pah, so the ghoyst is nah insida him.

Ratburn Mr. Morris, what are you doing here? Didn't you retire somewhere?

Morris Nope. It's time to believe, Ratburn. I'm the guy who as a mere baby drove his mother back from the hospital. I'm the guy who picks oranges from apple trees and uses them to make the best lemonade ever. I'm the guy who keeps a diary...

Ratburn I know you're Chuck Morris, but could you remove the ghost from me already so that I can eat more cake? I smell some delicious brownie cake three blocks down from here.

*Three seconds later...*

Ratburn Wow, I feel much better already. Can I go eat cake now?

Morris Sure. Remember to NEVER FORGET THE UNMISTAKABLE AWESOMENESS OF CHUCK MORRIS!

Buster Whoa, I helped revamp Chuck Morris. This is better than breaking the world record for pies eaten in five seconds.

Ladonna Not with mah pah y'all don't!

Morris Actually, I broke that record.

George How?

Binky 2 I hope there was gore, 'cause this Halloween doesn't have much of it so far.

Morris My diary... is the Guinness Book of World Records.

Ladonna SWEYT PEH....

 George Can it, Ladonna.

Muffy Gee, where is Arthur? He is so rude for not showing up here.

Maria Y-you're right. And w-w-where is Philomena? And Mary?

Binky 2 I don't know.

*everyone looks at Francine*

Buster You gonna say something Francine?

Francine Oh sorry, haven't done anything sports-related in the last *checks her watch and gasps* fifteen seconds! Gotta go.

Ladonna Wow. Could ya make me another rhubarb pah now? Ah can't live without 'em.

Morris Easy as... cake.

Ratburn Oh, are you having cake?

Ladonna AAARGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y'all.

Bud Ladonna, this what happens when ah take off mah hat? Ah knew I shoulda listened to that Homeless Santa ah met a while ago.

*MEANWHILE...*

Arthur Got the jacket, got the sunglasses, got the, uh... hairstyle...

Philomena Now all you need is a car.

Arthur How are we gonna get one of them? We're nine years under the limit!

Philomena Hey, what's this key?

Arthur Just Mr. Morris' sprinkler key. It doesn't open any cars.

Philomena You ever try it?

Arthur Yeah. It didn't work.

Philomena But did you believe it would work?

Arthur How? By saying that Mr. Morris is Chuck - oh, wow, I never realized that!

Philomena Now try it. *Arthur utilizes the key on a Ferrari*

Arthur Wow, Aardvark Lightning is set to go! *they climb in*

*above them, in a nearby tree, we see the darkened inside of a secret lair and the audible bleeping of a computer/radar. A deep, masculine voice begins to speak*

Voice: Soon, the people of Elwood City will pay for their stealing of my car. And for what they did to me. Muwahahahaha!
Philomena Slow down, Arthur! What's the rush?
Arthur We have to get to the party on time!
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Post by Kerry9Story on Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:46 pm

laura smellz like gruff
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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:09 pm

LOL
Arthur Wait why am I going with Philomena
Francine I'll say, come with me instead
Arthur Yup, sure thing sweetie
Francine *grabs his hand*
Philomena *shrug* fine I'll go alone and meet some friends there
Arthur Good have fun
Francine Its not like she's a major character
Arthur *hand in hand with Francine Arthur true
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Post by $$$-CandySkullz-$$$ on Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:34 pm

Kerry9Story wrote:laura smellz like gruff
Don't start bitch or I'll tell them you don't flush.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Halloween

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:35 pm

Haha oh hey Smile
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Post by Kerry9Story on Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:50 pm

OK like one fucken time an u cant STFU bout it. BTW i aint shittin p33ps she go $tankin round ehr crib an be liek OH SRRY I SMELL IM ON MY PERIOD Evil or Very Mad
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Post by Kerry9Story on Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:00 am


^laura irl
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