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Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by WhoseLineFan on Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:33 am

Same rules as Arthur's Perfect Halloween.

Courtesy of WheeljackDude

A mixture of fan fiction and roleplay. You use Emoticons of Arthur characters to indicate who's saying what, plus a scenario describing the action.....

And before you ask......yes the characters are the same age as every Arthur episodes...

Here's a typical conversation works--

It's almost Christmas. Arthur and his family are shopping for Christmas presents.


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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:26 pm

Buster "Oh Boy, I can't wait for Christmas!"

Arthur "What do you want for Christmas Buster?"

Buster "Satin Bedsheets So I can show Marina, Francine, Muffy and the rest of the girls!"

Molly "And I better be the first one to see them!"

Buster "Oh Don't worry, You Will...I want you to sleep in them First!"
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Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:27 pm

santa "HO! HO! HO!, Merry Christmas And Happy New Year!"
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Post by Jekyll Jekyll Hyde on Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:51 pm

Arthur And thank Charles K. Fallon that Tina the Talking Tabby's been discontinued. That means that this year...

Radio: TINA TINA TINY TINA TINA TINA TINY TINA...

Arthur AAAUUGHH!!!!!!

D.W. Mom, didn't Arthur do that scream a few seasons ago? I swear it was the main part of some dumb episode I wasn't in! Now that's lazy. Anyway, I really want Tina this year, Mom. Pleeeaaaase?

Jane I'll think about it, D.W! *Jane takes a long, deep sigh and begins writing in her diary*

Dear diary,
Today I met the most wonderful, handsome men I have ever beheld. And right within this very house! His eyes sparkle with such allure, I can't drag myself away from them. Why, if only I could... never mind. His indulgence reminds me of David before this marriage went wrong. He is the man for me, and his name... his name is...


Art Garfunkel: *singing* Buster Baxter!

Jane Sssh, you'll spoil the... *she looks at the viewer*. Too late.

Arthur MOM! THERE'S A SINGING MOOSE OUTSIDE OUR HOUSE!

*Meanwhile...*

Francine Buster, I know it's dumb asking you, but... is all I do nowadays play sports?

Buster Well, yeah.

Francine Seriously? But look what I did with Arthur at that Halloween party!

Buster Yeah, but that was pretty quick. Besides, you spent most of Halloween playing sports anyway.

Francine WHAT?! Buster Baxter, I'm gonna... wait, what if I redeemed myself? What if... YES! This Christmas, I'm not gonna play or reference any sports.

Buster Francine not playing... you know what, after those weird looks Arthur's mom gave me earlier this afternoon, I'm not gonna question anything.

Binky 2 Want some mince pies?

Buster Cool! I'll take one. *he eats it* Mmm, delicious.

Binky 2 Wow, you're the first guy I've seen who didn't run off to some dopey hospital after eating one. Thanks for the compliment, man. *he runs off*

Buster Wonder what Binky was talking about?

*Meanwhile, in a secret lair behind Lakewood Elementary...*

*a hooded figure, its breathing loud and clearly run through a life support device, enters*

Voice: My cohorts, have you prepared the MacGuffin?

*Pal and Kate enter*

Pal: Why yes, Ma'am, but I did find a delightfully good piece of bacon on the...

Voice: SILENCE! Did you determine when the next snowfall will arrive, Kate?

Kate: Yes. In... three days, I think?

Voice: Excellent. Soon, the time will come, and I will finally be able to take my revenge on Elwood City! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by WheeljackDude on Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:05 pm

Isn't there already an Arthur's Perfect Christmas 2?

http://theslumsofelwood.forumotion.com/t1361-arthur-s-perfect-christmas-2-the-stress-of-the-holidays

...and Arthur's Perfect Christmas 3...

http://theslumsofelwood.forumotion.com/t1543-arthur-s-perfect-christmas-with-a-side-of-thanksgiving-3-d-w-s-toy-wish

I think this one should be called Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4...


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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by CMSAB11 on Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:20 pm

just changed the title to "arthur's perfect christmas 3," hope yall don't mind............
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Post by WhoseLineFan on Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:37 pm

Why? I liked the idea of 2 better.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by WhoseLineFan on Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:40 pm

WheeljackDude wrote:Isn't there already an Arthur's Perfect Christmas 2?

http://theslumsofelwood.forumotion.com/t1361-arthur-s-perfect-christmas-2-the-stress-of-the-holidays

...and Arthur's Perfect Christmas 3...

http://theslumsofelwood.forumotion.com/t1543-arthur-s-perfect-christmas-with-a-side-of-thanksgiving-3-d-w-s-toy-wish

I think this one should be called Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4...

Whoops. Did not know that, sorry.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by Jekyll Jekyll Hyde on Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:30 am

Arthur Francine, am I a background character?

Francine Nah, but you can be pretty dumb sometimes. Like all of us?

Arthur So we're all background characters?

Francine Nope. Arthur, you gotta do something to make a statement. Join a club or something.

Arthur We tried that twenty seasons ago. Look how that turned out.

Francine Okay then, maybe not, but, hmm... WAIT! I've got it!

Arthur What?

Francine You've got a mission, Arthur Read, or I'll pulverize you.

Arthur *sighs* What is it? Make Ladonna's 9,001st rhubarb pie?

Francine No. Bring Christmas to another part of Elwood City.

 Arthur Isn't Christmas pretty widely...

Francine No it isn't. Not in the wildest frontier of Elwood City...

Arthur The Crazy Bus store?

Francine NO! Arthur, you must bring Christmas to... the Slums *dramatic 'dun-dundunnn!' plays*

Arthur AAAAUUUGGGH!

Francine Come on, Arthur, if I can manage not playing spor...sorry, for three whole days, you can go to the Slums. *she leaves*

Arthur Francine not playing sports... you know what, considering... *he slips on one of Jane's Christmas cards* Gee, I am pretty dopey sometimes. What is this addressed to anyway? *he reads the letter* Wait... OH NO! My mom's... in love... with BUSTER?! Okay no, this is not happening. This is not...

Alex Hey there, Arthur?

Arthur ALEX? You haven't spoken to anyone ever!

Alex I know. But I got some bad news to tell you.

Arthur Yeah I know, Ratburn killed Maria. At least he gets cake in prison.

Alex No.

Arthur What then? After Francine giving up sports and my mom being in love with Buster, I'll honestly believe anything.

Alex Mary's back, with a life support mask, and she's leading a rebellion of toys, babies and non-sapient animals against all other Elwood City residents.

Arthur AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!

Alex As the class bunneh, I'm a double agent between the two animal societies.

Arthur So Pal can talk then?

Alex Yeah. With a British accent.

Arthur Where did he get it?

Alex I don't know. Some things are unknown even to me, and I'm the class bunneh. Anyway, you're the only person who can stop this rebellion, Arthur Read.

Arthur But what about Chuck Morris? Didn't he defeat Mary back at Halloween?

Alex You will see what role he will play later. But for now, you're the only guy who can do it.

Arthur But wait... HOW CAN I STOP THIS? Seriously, this is the weirdest Christmas vacation ever!

Alex Yes. Arthur, you must go the Slums.

Arthur WHAT?

Alex For there you will find the only one who can stop the rebellion. My time grows short. Bye now! *he darts out of the house*

Arthur *copying his Wilhelm Scream* ER-AAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH! *another dramatic 'dun-dun-dunnnn!' chord plays as the screen fades out*


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Post by Jekyll Jekyll Hyde on Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:27 pm

Arthur Data log number 177. Heading on the bus that got me lost way back when. According to this weird map *he holds up the Slum's internet address on a slip of paper*, the Slums should be around here. *the bus comes to a stop near where Arthur was lost nineteen seasons ago, and he gets off as the bus departs*

Arthur Where am I gonna find any directions? *he sights a bar* Hmmm, maybe I could...

*Arthur enters the bar, which is nearly deserted. A bovine waitress is downing a pint of vodka*

Arthur Um, hey there, could I please get some directions to the...

Waitress: *pulls Arthur under the bar* Hey kid, you shouldn't be out this late.

Arthur But I have to...

Waitress: But you gotta get home now. There are crazy things going down in this town, things you don't wanna know about.

Arthur You mean the rebellion?

Waitress: Yeah, that one led by the insane sheep that we thought was dead two months ago.

Arthur Mary?

Waitress: Yeah, it's gonna be a big one, kid. There's gonna be toys, babies, pets fighting us on the streets. Mass hysteria. Cats and dogs livin' together.

Arthur Explain Jenna and Fern then.

Waitress: What?

Arthur Never mind.

Waitress: Wait a second. How do you know this stuff? This is confidential talk in the grimy partsa town. You look like a pretty upstandin' citizen to me.

Arthur Yeah, I guess I am. You know where I can find the Slums?

Waitress: The Slums? Oh yeah, the place that replaced the old Elwood City Central area?

Arthur Yeah.

Waitress: *downs another bottle of vodka* I remember the Central. Some kinda hat thing came in and blew the place up. Then the Slums came in. The guys down there... they're a weird buncha people.

Arthur Really?

Waitress: Yeah.

Arthur Anyways, how do I get there?

Waitress: Oh yeah, just head down the next street to the left and head past Street Corner Charlie, and you're there.

Arthur Thanks for the directions. Bye! *he runs out the door*

*the waitress's drunken, nihilistic expression suddenly becomes a smirk as she tears off her mask*

Mutakrude And there's a sucker born every minute. Mary's gonna pay me big for this one. That's one hell of a Christmas gift. Hehehehe.

*Meanwhile...*

D.W. MOM! Where's Arthur?

Jane I don't know, honey. But if he's not back soon, I won't be able to see the man of my dreams. Then, it's a monstrosity.

Buster Hey, D.W, you seen Arthur anywhere? I just wanted to tell them that Francine was...

Jane OH MY CHARLES K. FALLON, BUSTER, MY DARLING!

Buster You know what. If I get a visit from aliens on Baxter Day, I'm not gonna be surprised compared to this.

Jane I can't take it anymore. Buster Baxter, you're the man of my dreams.

Buster But you're Arthur's mom. And I'm only eight years old. Seriously, this some kind of joke? It's a weird one, though.

Jane Okay, it doesn't matter now, my darling. Guys, we need to find Arthur. He's missing.

Buster Oh great. This is the most he's done in years. Seriously, it feels like he's kind of being relegated to a -  

Francine BACKGROUND CHARACTER! I'm so sorry, Arthur's mom...

Jane My name is Jane.

Francine  - Jane, but this is my fault. I encouraged him to go to the Slums. I'll make up for it, seriously, I will. Guys, ready to go find Arthur?

Binky 2 Yeah. Want some blueberry muffins?

Francine Are those blueberries?

Buster - okay then, guys, are we ready then? Binky, bring those muffins. We're gonna need a food supply.

Binky 2 Sure. Is there gonna be gore? And am I gonna be able to twist bad guys into pretzels?

Buster Sure.

Francine Buster! Wait, where's Muffy? And Brain?

Buster I don't know.

D.W. This is getting pretty boring. Come on, guys.

Francine Sure then. Let's do this! *they head out into the wild unknown of Elwood City*

*Meanwhile, at Mary's secret lair...*

Mary Pal, Kate, is the MacGuffin ready?

Pal: Yes, master.

Kate: And the snow is soon to come.

Mary In only two hours?

Kate: Yes.

Mary Excellent. SOON, ELWOOD CITY WILL BE MINE! *a reporter whispers in her ear* Well well well, we have a double agent in our midst, do we? I knew that cursed Alex would do this! Pal, Kate, bring in the secret weapon. Arthur Read, cursed be that background character, is heading to the Slums. And you know what is in there...

Kate: We'll do it, Mary. *Pal and Kate run out of the lair*

Mary Great. FINALLY, I WREAK MY REVENGE ON THE AARDVARK WHO STARTED IT ALL!

*Meanwhile, near the Slums of Elwood...*

Arthur And the Slums should be right around...

*Arthur turns the corner and stops. In front of him is a rusted archway sign, with 'The Slums of Elwood: A Most Peculiar Place' inscribed on it. Arthur reads the other words inscribed below the name*

Arthur "theres gays here"? Who the Fallon is mike1? Either way, though, I gotta do this, and that rebellion's not gonna stop itself, so, here I go.

*Arthur enters the Slums*


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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:42 pm

Welcome Arthur Wink
Thankyou Francine for leading him here
Francine No worries, I needed a distraction from spor..
Arthur No don't say it
Francine oops uh yeah. Well here he is
Jane Arthur Timothy Read what in the name of
Jane Haney Jane?
Oh, well hello there Herb...*winks*
D.W. Gee Mom way to keep your affairs secret
Arthur What?...
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Post by Jekyll Jekyll Hyde on Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:48 pm

ArthurFrancineFan wrote:Welcome Arthur Wink
Thankyou Francine for leading him here
Francine No worries, I needed a distraction from spor..
Arthur No don't say it
Francine oops uh yeah. Well here he is
Jane Arthur Timothy Read what in the name of
Jane Haney Jane?
Oh, well hello there Herb...*winks*
D.W. Gee Mom way to keep your affairs secret
Arthur What?...

Buster Wait, WHAT? You're cheating on me already?

Jane Buster my darling, I have many men of my dreams.

Arthur Wow. Mom, I'm seriously surprised. Anyways, where are the Slum residents? Aren't they gonna help us stop this rebellion thing? Hey guys!

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde: I SAY MR. HYDE HAS ARRIVED! Need any help?

Arthur Oh brother.


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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:05 pm

Hey nice to meet ya, I'm ArthurFrancineFan but more of a Francine fan myself :-) just be nice. We already have one resident bitch here
Muffy Excuse me?
Francine come on Arthur let's explore. Jekyl is good just a bit insane
Arthur Ah okay
Francine Thanks Julz Wink
Francine anytime Franala
Arthur Holds Francine's hand to explore the slums
Haney So Jane...since I'm Of age, maybe we could
Jane Well this is the Slums after all is it not? Plenty of places for a romp
Buster Gee I gotta wait ten yrs before j can.
D.W. Before you can what?
Buster Oh nothing.. I'd uh better see what Arthur and Francine are up to
DW glares at the Bunny and cringes at her Mother linking Arms with Haney
D.W. Filth
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Post by Jekyll Jekyll Hyde on Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:18 pm

Francine Thanks for this, ArthurFrancineFan. Gee, I wonder what your name means?

Binky 2 I think I might know.

Francine Don't say it, Binky. Come on Arthur, let's see if we can find whatever guy can stop this rebellion. *she and Arthur walk off together, with Buster and D.W behind them, while Jane and Herb walk together into a shack labelled 'Happy Games'.

Buster *stares resentfully at Jane and Herb doing it, then turns back to Arthur and Francine* So where's Chuck Morris?

Arthur I don't know. At least that's what Alex said. Hey there, you... peachmonger over there, can you tell us where to find someone?

Apricot Jack:

Arthur ...okay then. Either way, this where we find the key to stopping the rebellion?

*the four stand outside a slightly larger shack, with fudgy brown sludge lying upon the doorstep. The shack is labelled 'Home of residential Village Idiots Lotta Moms and Rummy. Please enter'.*
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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:27 pm

We eagerly await them
Francine my dear, you know what the name means..
Francine and Arthur  marry XD
Arthur sweet as long as I get a girl I can be jealous of whenever she befriends someone
Buster Like you did with me? You giant turd
Francine I ain't got time for that bucko..
Cousin Mo RESPECT find out what it means to me
Buster Francine Arthur RUuuN
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:19 pm

*A strange German poodle stops them* Halt! Who goes zere? In ze names of Portia, Mincey and Fugue, who are you to kross beyond ze pass (paths) of ze grrreat Poodle Overlord? *He raises his poodle-headed golden baton, which resembled that thing the jester had in 'Return of the King'*
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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:10 pm

Its me poodle *waves* I've taken Buster Arthur and:Francine: with me. Mad cousin Mo and DW are on a rampage
D.W. My Moms a SLUT
Cousin Mo Come back kiddies so I can play
Me: How can I leave them?
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:15 pm

Veri vell. Ze Overlord vill allow you to procceed.
*swings baton in a "you-may-pass" fashion*
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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:23 pm

Danke :-) *we all pass through*
D.W. Let me in poodle dude NOW
prunella Marina Say can we pass? Please
D.W. Shut up, I was here first
Cousin Mo DW...where are you?
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:36 am

*points baton at Prunella and Marina* You two...yes.
*points at D.W.* You...yes - but only for the fact that you'd throw a temper tantrum if I declined!
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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:45 am

Me: please don't let Mo in
D.W. Good I deserve in here
Cousin Mo How dare you julz?
Molly Shut it psycho
Cousin Mo hahaha you don't scare..*gets punched by Molly*
Cousin Mo Owww
Molly You had it coming
Cousin Mo I hate you all...*runs into woods*
Molly Yo poodle may I enter? I'm quite the sight to behold
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:50 am

Step right in, Molly!
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Post by A Lotta Moms on Tue Nov 07, 2017 4:13 am

Now that I've had a chance to sit down and read through this one, I'm thoroughly amused. Laughing
Really loving all of the inside Slums references, too.  So clever!
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Post by Jekyll Jekyll Hyde on Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:52 am

A Lotta Moms wrote:Now that I've had a chance to sit down and read through this one, I'm thoroughly amused. Laughing
Really loving all of the inside Slums references, too.  So clever!

Buster 'Slums references'? What, are we in a TV special or something?

Arthur That's him! HEY, LOTTA MOMS, YOU KNOW HOW TO STOP THIS REBELLION?

Francine Arthur, show some restraint here. We're not Carl Winslow or anything like that.

Arthur Restraint? A talking sheep in a life support mask is leading a gigantic army of toys, babies and pets and a doomsday device powered by snow to destroy Elwood City. That's restraint all right.

Francine ...okay then. HEY WAIT, LOTTA!

Buster Wait, where's Binky?

*Binky staggers up to them, his eyes wide open*

Binky Happy Games tent... Arthur's mom... wasn't pretty.

Francine Guess that's the moral of this special out of the way then. Okay, Lotta Moms, can you stop this rebellion? And you know where Chuck Morris even is?
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Post by A Lotta Moms on Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:03 pm

Me: Of course I can stop it.  

Arthur Hooray!!!

Me: Well, can...but I'm not going to.

Francine WHAT???

Me: Just think of all the fun we'd miss out on.  It's going to be a blast!  All the fireworks, worldwide floods, exploding donkeys...I wouldn't miss something like that for all the carrots in the world!

Buster But, but...people could die.

Me: True, but the fact of the matter is that we're all made out of the same star stuff.  Just think of it as a smashing opportunity to get back in touch with your core elements.

Molly I can't fucking believe this...

Me: I honestly don't recall including anything in the Slums Commandments against world destruction via Sheepocalypse anyway, so I say we just roll with it.  Don't take yourselves so seriously.  Life's too short after all, right?

Arthur That's it.  Where's Rummy?  

Francine Hey, that's right!  He has a Village Idiot Staff too, doesn't he?  

Me: I'm afraid he's out fighting the Great War.

Brain You mean World War I?

Me: I'm afraid so.

Francine That makes no sense.  It's 2017, not 1917!

Me: Of course it does!  Haven't you been watching the news?  

I proceed to flip on an old 1950s era TV set.  After a few moments of static and snow, the screen adjusts to the local Slums News, being broadcast by none other than...

Beulah October 15, 1917.  Marc Brown Studios confirms Arthur to be cancelled after 15 more seasons.  Alex confirmed to have his own episode, with Archduke Ferdinand as the guest star, sponsored Eggo Waffles and Selena Gomez!  The slave phone commercial will return on January 1, 1918. Please make sure there's Eggo Rule #75. The 2 reissued commercials will launch on...

Molly What the fuck?
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