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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:50 pm

CMSAB11 wrote:
ArthurFrancineFan wrote:Sigh fine 
Tiffee would you like to join us Jessica?
Jessica No thanks, I have plans with  Marina prunella tonight
holy fucking shit my gaydar is off the charts
Tiffy and Jessica Rabbit OR the Prunina special???
Jessica has a choice ahead of her she does...
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by MarleyandPal96 on Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:46 pm

Meanwhile, at Mill Creek Mall......



Jane Got your cell phone charged

Arthur Yes,Ma'am!

Jane Call me when you're done

Arthur ok

The two leave each other......



Arthur walks into Bed, Bath and Beyond inside the mall.....

The TV in the store plays this infomercial.......

Willy Mays: Tired of wiping your @$$ with toilet paper that just breaks? Went through all of those Cottonelle flushable wipes and still can't get your $#%# cleaned?
Hi, Willy Mays for the Electric Butt Brush, the revolutionary soap scrub that cleans all your poop without leaving a single piece of poop in your hairy butt. All you do is shove in your @$$ the scrub, spin brush like a electric toothbrush and flush the dirty scrub in the toilet. The secret is soap foaming in microbes spinning all that poop. You can get this in stores for just $39.99!


Sales associate: I'm sorry, but we're all sold out. However, you can get this Aspray for $5.00.


Arthur Oh, okay.....


Next scene in at Toy Town........


Jane D.W. threw a tantrum four Christmases ago over not getting the original Tina the Talking Tabby and now Tina 2.0 is sold.....

*Sees the last Tina 2.0 and grabs it *......out?

Jane I swear next year D.W. isn't getting expensive toys for the brattiness she's caused.

Jane pays for the toy and leaves......


*Phone rings* Arthur meet me at the red candy cane.

They meet

Arthur Well, all I can say about my present is.....i had to buy the cheaper gross product

Jane Well, D.W. is going to be spoiled rotten this year.












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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by CMSAB11 on Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:34 pm

MarleyandPal96 wrote:Meanwhile, at Mill Creek Mall......



Jane Got your cell phone charged

Arthur Yes,Ma'am!

Jane Call me when you're done

Arthur ok

The two leave each other......



Arthur walks into Bed, Bath and Beyond inside the mall.....

The TV in the store plays this infomercial.......

Willy Mays: Tired of wiping your @$$ with toilet paper that just breaks? Went through all of those Cottonelle flushable wipes and still can't get your $#%# cleaned?
Hi, Willy Mays for the Electric Butt Brush, the revolutionary soap scrub that cleans all your poop without leaving a single piece of poop in your hairy butt. All you do is shove in your @$$ the scrub, spin brush like a electric toothbrush and flush the dirty scrub in the toilet. The secret is soap foaming in microbes spinning all that poop. You can get this in stores for just $39.99!


Sales associate: I'm sorry, but we're all sold out. However, you can get this Aspray for $5.00.


Arthur  Oh, okay.....


Next scene in at Toy Town........


Jane  D.W. threw a tantrum four Christmases ago over not getting the original Tina the Talking Tabby and now Tina 2.0 is sold.....

*Sees the last Tina 2.0 and grabs it *......out?

Jane I swear next year D.W. isn't getting expensive toys for the brattiness she's caused.

Jane pays for the toy and leaves......


*Phone rings* Arthur meet me at the red candy cane.

They meet

Arthur Well, all I can say about my present is.....i had to buy the cheaper gross product

Jane Well, D.W. is going to be spoiled rotten this year.











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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by A Lotta Moms on Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:48 pm

Well hey, at least he walked away with a discount bottle of Aspray.  Too bad they didn't have the buy-two-get-one-free deal going though, since it's obviously something Buster and Francine could have both really benefitted from.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:55 pm

Hahaha lol. They do hang around him alot so yeah... Asshole repellent
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by WheeljackDude on Thu Dec 21, 2017 5:50 pm

Meanwhile, at Sally's house, Sally continues to decorate Christmas cookies...

Angi: Hurry up, Sally!
Sally I'm doing as fast as I can!
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:34 am

Molly We doing this or what?
Cousin Mo Doing what?
Molly Not you psycho *kicks out of house*
Tiffee I'm keen 
Molly You're always keen "flash pants"
Tiffee You know it baby
Jessica OK I'm here, sorry I'm late. I was caught up in some Christmas celebrations with  Marina and  prunella
Molly I bet, anyway let's do this 
Sally Do what? I'm just baking cookies with Angi?
Tiffee Molly seriously? You're so naive 
Jessica Tell me about it, been trying to get into those Sally pants for ages...
Jessica Rabbit Keep trying and you'll get there
Jessica shut up skank
Tiffee woah sexual frustration much? Calm down Hess
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Post by WheeljackDude on Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:40 pm

So far, Sally baked 12 cookies, and frosted seven of them.


Debi: C'mon Sally! Just a few more cookies to go!
Sally Okay okay! Jeez...
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by MarleyandPal96 on Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:18 am

Binky 2 Allright! My Esperanza Spalding Live In Concert Blu-ray PBS station Pledge Drive Gift came in the mail! Boy did she deserve that Grammy in 2011!

Muffy Oh puh-leeze! Justin Bieber should have gotten that Grammy for Best New Artist! He's way more talented than some nobody! I just adore him as I did Nick Carter!

: Binky Hey! Why bad mouth Spalding, you Belieber! She gave national attention to a dying genre of music. Plus she sings really sweetly. And you know what, you have no apperciation of jazz. I betcha the only jazz album you own is the Charlie Bear Christmas soundtrack.


Binky 2 Uh...hey they took it fairly with the Grammy. Why should we be fighting on Christmas, anyways?

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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by MarleyandPal96 on Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:28 am

D.W. It's the 23rd and I hope Santa's elves are making my Tina 2.0. Let me turn on the radio and hear that endless jingle!

D.W. turns on the radio and plays the "Tina the Talking Tabby" jingle.



Meanwhile, Arthur can't sleep and is REALLY ANNOYED


Arthur Mom, Dad, D.W. is really annoying tonight!

Chaos ensues.

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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:14 pm

MarleyandPal96 wrote:Binky 2 Allright! My Esperanza Spalding Live In Concert Blu-ray PBS station Pledge Drive Gift came in the mail! Boy did she deserve that Grammy in 2011!

Muffy Oh puh-leeze! Justin Bieber should have gotten that Grammy for Best New Artist! He's way more talented than some nobody! I just adore him as I did Nick Carter!

: Binky Hey! Why bad mouth Spalding, you Belieber! She gave national attention to a dying genre of music. Plus she sings really sweetly. And you know what, you have no apperciation of jazz. I betcha the only jazz album you own is the Charlie Bear Christmas soundtrack.


Binky 2 Uh...hey they took it fairly with the Grammy.  Why should we be fighting on Christmas, anyways?

I knew Muffy was a beiber fan I mean he's Aaron Carter incarnate really lol
Aaron being Nick creeper uh I mean Carter's little brother.
Muffy Puh leeze I don't care how old they are, the BSB are timeless.
Jessica Rabbit Like me
Molly pfft no like Joan Jett or Nancy wilson from heart, she's a guitar legend!!!
Buster all music is timeless if you listen to it over and over
Sue Ellen or once a year like Christmas
George true
Sue Ellen George kiss under mistletoe "tis the season after all"
Francine Arthur kiss under mistletoe while cheesy romantic music plays
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by Jekyll Jekyll Hyde on Mon Dec 25, 2017 6:45 am

Buster Well, that's pretty romantic, I guess, but I'll stick to my one true love in life... *he turns to a giant pile of non-explosive Buster-cicles stored under his desk* Happy Baxter Day, whoever's listening out there! *he pulls out three Buster-cicles and swallows them before choking and spitting out a pile of white flocking* Oh, come on! Really?

Francine Buster, what are you doing? Come and listen to the new U Stink song I've been preparing!

Buster In a second, Francine.

Francine Well, if I don't, I remember a suggestion I made about you not mentioning aliens for...

Buster NOT THAT FRANCINE! I'LL COME ALREADY! Gee, she sure knows how to motivate a guy.

Morris Not as much as Jane Read, though.

Buster Wait, what?

Morris *nervously* Well, Buster, there's something I've being wanting to confess to it for a while...

Buster Did you get a pile of 10,000 apricots for Christmas? Can I have 500 of them for good measure?

Morris Well, yeah I did, and sure, but Buster... you may be one of the Sons of Morris.

Buster So wait, I'm one of your kids? Whoa! THAT'S THE COOLEST THING I EVER HEARD! And I thought Harry was a neat dad!

Morris It's shrouded in mystery, even to a Morris himself, but it's possible.

Buster Uh, what about my dad then? Bo Baxter?

Morris There are two of them.

Buster Does it involve aliens?

Morris No. I know a few myself, but Bo Baxter, well, the two of them, are not aliens.

Buster Awwww, damn... WAIT I HAVE TWO DADS!?

Morris Yeah. Ever wondered why his appearance changed between the New York visit and your subsequent world voyages?

Buster Actually, yeah, I did. So why do I have two dads again?

Morris It's got something to do with a thing you don't wanna know about.

Buster Well I wanna know about it. Come on da- uh, Chuck Morris!

Morris You know, I may not be your dad, but okay then. Remember when Arthur temporarily died during that battle a few weeks ago?

Buster Yeah.

Morris So basically, when Arthur was revived by Wanda Deegan's Dirty Wizardry, he passed through the PC realm.

Buster What's that? Something about home computers?

Morris It's the post-credits realm. What do you think exists after the ending credits anyway?

Buster Another... uh, episode?

Morris Exactly.

Buster What, are we...

Morris Don't say it. Yeah, anyway, basically there's some kind of giant omnipotent malevolent being phased into the continuum.

Buster What?

Morris There's a giant pair of evil glasses hiding some mysterious all-powerful being floating around the PC realm.

Buster Whoa, that's creepy! But also pretty awesome. I mean, even I couldn't have thought of that!

Morris The problem is that it's real all right and it's now preparing to phase into our realm the next time Muffy uses a smartphone.

Buster So we're doomed then?

Morris Yeah.

Buster Well hopefully Muffy hasn't got a new smartphone for Christmas, so we're safe to prepare for this weird new thing that's gonna phase in or whatever soon.

Morris Good. Also, we'll need an army. And I think I know who to recruit.

Buster Wait, how about we just wait until January 1?

Morris You know what, sure. After all, it'll take a few days for the being to phase in anyway.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by Apricot Jack on Mon Dec 25, 2017 7:10 am

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde wrote:Buster Did you get a pile of 10,000 apricots for Christmas? Can I have 500 of them for good measure?
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Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:20 pm

I can't wait for Arthur's perfect New Years!

Arthur My New Years resolution will be..."

Francine "To have wild sex with me possible."

Buster "To score with Molly Maria Francine Marina Ladonna Muffy Fletcher Mary Jessica Jessica Rabbit "

Bitzi "Please son, One at a time."
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Sat Dec 30, 2017 1:12 am

Francine remove me from your conquest list Buster
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Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:02 am

Hard as it may be to fathom, he might actually have a shot at Jessica Rabbit...since she's into silly white bunnies n' stuff.
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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:06 am

That she is.. So I'm guessing Buster has a shot then
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Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Tue Jan 09, 2018 1:19 pm

Buster and Jessica Rabbit He does have a shot with her, After all she does like bunny's in that way.
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Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:15 pm

Kerry9Story wrote:Buster f4rt rubbaz til x~

That is one freaky Bunny! And I'm guessing that is... Buster
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