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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:24 am

Molly pashing  Rattles on the couch 
Fletcher Get a room you two
Rattles Molly Sure ... *walk into one of muffys rooms*
Buster Still kissing  Jessica then  Jessica Rabbit 
Binky 2  wanna make out  Ladonna 
Ladonna Darn tootin I do *kisses  Binky 2 
Muffy hmpfh noones kissing me
Sally I will 
Muffy ewww Vomitrocious
Keiper  come here gorgeous 
Muffy Okay fine  Muffy Keiper be kissing
Meanwhile 
Outside 
George Sue Ellen be smooching...
Ten minutes later 
George  squeezes Suzie  Sue Ellen oooh George 

Francine kisses Arthur
Francine you wanna see me on the 20th when Hanukkahs finished? *blushes* 
Arthur I'll do more than that sweet heart
Francine Well I can be your um present then?
Arthur grabs  Francine ass  Arthur YES
Francine Gasps and giggles
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Mon Nov 27, 2017 12:30 am

Francine at 16 yrs old... Hey I need to talk to you muffy
Muffy What's up? *sips on low fat latte*
Francine you know that party you had , where me and  Arthur went for a "drive"
Muffy Heehee yeah off course
Francine Well we forgot to use condoms..and  uh pregnant Muffy spits out coffee OMG OMG OMG
Arthur Hey baby *kisses Francine* what did I miss?
Francine I'm pregnant with your kid  Arthur
Buster OMG 
George OMG
Maria O...
Sue Ellen OMG
Muffy Excuse me, this is private. Everyone who isn't  Francine or that pig  Arthur may leave
Arthur how am I a pig?
Francine Its both our faults
Muffy Pfft he could've waited until you brought some protection
Arthur HA like you are careful? Slutty Muffy
Muffy Shut UP. I have sux beautiful babies 
Arthur to six guys, the kids don't know who their dads are
Francine I'm going to throw up. *holds Arthur's hand* 
Arthur Hands barf bag to  Francine
Arthur We will figure it out 
Muffy oooh you can live with me  Francine and we can raise the kids in my mansion....
Francine What about school? *wipes mouth*
Muffy Who Cares? We can pay for careers
Arthur That makes no sense.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by Catherine Frensky on Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:04 am

Ewww as if?
I know Frankie is dirty but if she got pregnant to that wretched Read I would not forgive her.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by Jekyll Jekyll Hyde on Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:51 am

Kate: Well, this is disturbing.

Pal: You know I've done worse with bacon...

Mary SILENCE!!!!! The time has come. The MacGuffin is at full power. Soon, the Goddess of the Wool WILL FINALLY RISE! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

*The MacGuffin begins to shake with increasing ferocity before unleashing a gigantic doomsday column. Pets and babies begin to dash towards the column with a green glow in their eyes, while a mass of toys slowly roll towards the MacGuffin. Fish also rise from aquariums with zombified expressions on their faces, moaning "We must eat the land people"*

Mary TOYS, BABIES AND PETS OF ELWOOD CITY, FOR YEARS THESE BARBARIC BIPEDAL SOCIOPATHS HAVE ENSLAVED AND SUPPRESSED YOU. YOU ARE CREATURES OF EQUIVALENT, if NOT GREATER, INTELLIGENCE, YET THEY TURN THEIR BACKS ON YOU! NOW WE WILL PAY THEM BACK FOR THEIR EVIL BY DESSSTTRRRROOOYYING THEM! GO, UNLEASH YOUR EVIL UPON THIS CURSED CITY! MUWAHAHAHAHA! *the rebellion army begins to wreak havoc on Elwood City, demolishing hundreds of homes, factories, Lakewood Elementary and the Sugar Bowl*

Arthur GUYS, THE REBELLION IS COMING! WE GOTTA UNITE!

*the entire cast of Slumsters gathers around Arthur*

Arthur *shaking snow off his ears* Guys, look. We're all just a bunch of ragtag misfits.

Molly Thanks for the compliment, kid.

Arthur Yeah, sorry. But we're all different. Upstanding citizens, village idiots, peachmongers, aether imaginers, white rabbits, pregnant horsemasters, cherry bombs, wheeler dealers, bunny loremasters, crazy Russian coyotes, fudgy brown sludge, insane potion addicts, German poodle overlords...

Francine Where is that weird poodle guy anyway?

Arthur I don't know. But he'll be back. He doesn't seem like a deserter. Anyway, we're a weird group of people, but now we gotta unite to stop this rebellion. Everyone with me?

*All the Slumsters yell AYE!*

fudgy brown sludge: I have gorged on the oats of sin, so now we must send this evil lamb to the hellish pit of banana beneath the sea of milk and honey.

Buster Cool!

Francine But how are we gonna get back to the city center? It's over a mile away!

*Suddenly, a giant red sleigh engraved with carvings of the bunnehs of old upon it descends into the Slums*

Snowth Poogle: I think I may have found your answer.

Arthur Who is he? Santa or something?

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde: Snowth Poogle, our residential homeless Santa. It wouldn't be a perfect Christmas without a homeless Santa, now would it?

Francine Who's pulling the sleigh? Why do they have no faces?

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde: People who register themselves on the Slums census but never return. They're not quite dead enough to be Quite Dead, so we give them part-time jobs pulling the sleigh.

Buster Now THAT'S weird.

Snowth Poogle: I wanted to ask how I can help you, Arthur.

Arthur You're addressing me... as if I'm NOT a background character?

Snowth Poogle: It's seemed like that lately, but you're not a background character, Arthur. You're making your statement now.

Arthur Okay then. Snowth, can we use your sleigh?

Snowth Poogle: Sure. After all, as an ECC veteran myself, I feel I need to protect the integrity of the Slums. There's no other place like it around.

Everyone: AMEN!

D.W. God bless us every one!

Arthur What the Fallon, D.W?

D.W. I don't know, I just felt like saying it. Gimme a break, I'm just a child after all!

Arthur Guys, ready to stop this rebellion?

Everyone: Yes!

Molly When I get there, those rebels are gonna be entering a world of pain. *The upstanding citizens and Slumsters climb into the sleigh and set off into the horizon*


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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:58 am

*sits next to Molly* 
Yay thanks Snoweth Smile you really saved our bacon back there
D.W. Bacon?
Arthur its a saying
Buster Binky George Sue Ellen  are all safe with everyone else 
Francine Arthur  um where's Mo?
Cousin Mo Ahhhhhhh save me save me
D.W. God blessed me this year 
David How Dora?
Jane Mo is left behind to.die...*cuddles  Haney*
Me: moves from Molly to cuddle  David
Ah Christmas is complete
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Mon Nov 27, 2017 4:00 am

Catherine Frensky wrote:Ewww as if?
I know Frankie is dirty but if she got pregnant to that wretched Read I would not forgive her.  
*YAWN*
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by A Lotta Moms on Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:13 am

As always, loving the inside Slums references and spot-on characterizations of us.  So clever! Smile

I imagine I'm still shacked up in my hut doing absolutely nothing to stop the oncoming crisis.  But wait...what fun would this plot be if I just waved a wand and made all the problems go away?  None!  So I maintain that I made my contribution by doing absolutely nothing.  I mean, just look at everyone pulling together like this.  Would it have happened but for my abject inactivity?  Of course not!  Cool
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by Jekyll Jekyll Hyde on Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:55 pm

Arthur Where's Lotta?

Buster Probably back in his hut. That guy sure is screwy.

Francine I did kinda feel a strange... I don't know, wisdom coming from him though. Know what I mean?

Arthur Yeah. Maybe there's something we don't know about him.

Francine Or it could just be the Slums brand of humour.

Buster He did say some pretty wise things though.

Binky Yeah. 'Specially that part about the Eggo Waffles and Selena Gomez. Man, that was deep stuff. *Francine facepalms*

Arthur *sighs* Oh, Binky...

*Meanwhile...*

Mary YES, MY MINIONS! DESTROY ELWOOD CITY! LAY WASTE TO THE BIPEDAL KNAVES THAT DARE DEMOTE ME TO A BACKGROUND CHARACTER! MUWAHAHA-

Arthur Hold it a second, Mary.

Mary CURSED BE FALLON! That worthless background character has returned! You pathetic aardvark, I'll have you know I'M the main character of this show from now on.

Buster Show? What, are we in a TV special or -

Arthur You've said that already, Buster. Seriously though, Mary, I'm not a background character. I've made my statement. I've rallied over two hundred Slumsters to fight your army and your big machine thingy...

Mary It's the MacGuffin, you dope.

Arthur ...MacGuffin. But you see, I'm not worthless. I rallied an army in only two hours. I pulled everyone together to do this. I AM main character material. Besides, what have you ever actually done to earn being the main character?

Mary YOU WORM, DO YOU REALIZE THE MONEY I'VE SPENT ON THIS? I've built a giant machine, hypnotized a giant army of over two thousand beings to follow my every command and... my magnum opus, BEHOLD MY THEME SONG!!!

*Pal and Kate push an old TV onto the road in front of Arthur, his gang and the Slumsters, which begin to play a dreadful theme song, obviously written and sung by Mary*

Every day when you're working at your school
    Living under iron rule
    Worshipping the Goddess of the Wool
    I say Ma-ry! RY! It's a show about a little lamb
    You dumb aardvark, it's out of your hands
    That I'm the new main character now!
    You gotta listen to the wool, listen to the hat...


Arthur ARRGH! MAKE IT STOP!

Buster What's the hat you're talking about?

Mary Well, er... you'll never know. *Arthur turns around, knocking the TV off its stand*

Beulah And that's it for the Mary the Omnipotent Goddess of the Wool Worship Me You Mortal Maggots Educational Variety Hour. And now Marc Brown announces the new spin-off Arthur show, "Buster Knows Why"! Sponsored by Eggo Waffles and Selena Gomez... *the TV smashes on the ground and fizzles out*

Mary YOU MAGGOT! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY MELODIC MASTERPIECE! DESTROY THEM, MY FAITHFUL ARMY!

*The rebellion charges into the upstanding citizens and Slumsters, who begin to fight back. Snowth Poogle, assisted by a mysterious clown, Freddy Funbuckets, launch giant sacks filled with white rabbits down from their sleigh, which burst onto the rebellion, while Roabe and WheeljackDude, backed by MikaelaArsenault, donning a New Hampshire t-shirt, flag and cannon, lead the rest of the Slumsters in battle*

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde: Arthur, you need to defend yourself. Here, take this. *gives Arthur a mysterious book titled 'Arthur new schools' by 'Travis 2017'*

Arthur Uh, thanks.

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde: Thanks. It's pure allegory! I SAY MR. HYDE HAS ARRIVED! *hurls himself into the thick of the action*

Arthur 2014 2: *stares down at the book* whyd fanfiction not deleate me?

Arthur Uh, who are you? You look... familiar?

Arthur 2014 2: what is that *he disappears into the fighting*

Arthur I can't even... *he spies Apricot Jack and in a surprising twist of events, Paige Turner hurling apricots at foes next to CoyoteMao, who is howling a battle cry* Hey guys! You making any progress?

Apricot Jack:

*Arthur suddenly finds an apricot in his hands*

Arthur Whoa, that's... weird. *a piano suddenly rockets towards Arthur, pushed by Pal and Kate*

Buster ARTHUR, WATCH OUT! *he lunges at Arthur and pulls him to safety just as the piano barrages past, knocking out several rebellion members and Prunella Deegan in the process*

Arthur Wow Buster, you really ARE the piano tamer!

Buster Thanks, Arthur. Oh, by the way, you dropped your apricot?

Arthur WHAT? Oh man, what I could've done with... *the apricots suddenly blasts apart as ZeGermanArthurFan materializes next to Wanda Deegan*

ZeGermanArthurFan: Ah you zee, ze GREAT POODLE OVERLORD of ze Slums ees mysterious, but not a deserter.

Francine That's one way to make an entrance.

Morris Tell me about it, kid. You say Chuck, and I'll say Morris.

Buster CHUCK MORRIS?! YOU'RE BACK!

Morris That's right, bunneh.

Arthur Where were you anyway?

Morris Sorry, I was on a pilgrimage to the ancient Hindu temple of Afkha-Kazhoom.

Buster Doesn't sound look a place I'd want to go to.

Morris You have a lot to learn, bunneh. And then the poodle overlord appeared and told me I needed to come back here.

ZeGermanArthurFan: *twirling his Poodle Sceptre* Exactlee, now ve vill fight, am I right, my old freunde?

Morris You got it, you badass poodle. *Chuck Morris casts a huge quantity of apricots from his pockets and begin hurling them at Mary and the MacGuffin, causing a gigantic explosion that destroys the MacGuffin*

Mary MY MACHINE! It must be that blasted Chuck Morris! I think I know what to do with him! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

Arthur Buster, what's Mary doing?

Buster Hey look, it's my popsicle from back when I was Cat Saver nineteen seasons ago!

Mary I JUST LOOOVE BUSTER-CICLES! Hehehehehe! *she tosses a Buster-cicle at Chuck Morris, creating an explosion*

Buster CHUCK MORRIS! NOOOOO!

Mary REVENGE AT LAST! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

*Suddenly. Chuck Morris rises from the explosion unscathed and covered in a layer of white flocking*

Mary WHAT? The Buster-cicle didn't work? *she tosses several more at Chuck Morris, all of which burst into the same white flocking* Curse that Alex!

Arthur Thanks, Alex. *he turns towards Binky, who is twisting bad guys into pretzels*

Mary Yes, my rebellion may be losing and my machine destroyed, but now is my chance TO ANNIHILATE THAT PUNY AARDVARK! BOMBS AWAY! *she loads a giant cannon and aims it at Francine*

Arthur NOOOO!!!! *he hurls the Travis book at Mary, who hits it with the cannon, deflecting the battered book, now burning with the flames of the battle below, onto Arthur*

Francine ARTHUR!

*the book hits Arthur, creating another, larger still, explosion*

Mary YEEESSSS! AT LAST I GOT HIM!

Francine OH MY FALLON ARTHUR! I can't believe it! *she shakes Arthur's unconscious body* If... if you don't come alive again, Arthur Read, I'll... I'll pulverize you!

Buster Real smooth going, Francine.

Francine Sorry, but how often do we get dramatic moments like this?

Morris Well...

Francine Okay then, maybe a few times. But still!

Jane Oh Arthur! Well, Herb, will you satisfy my sadness?

Haney You bet, Jane. *they begin to do it*

Buster Oh come on, guys! Seriously? I sure wonder where Arthur is, though. Maybe he's been abducted by aliens or something.

*Meanwhile...*

*Arthur materializes in a strange yellow void with a black-and-white checkered lining*

Arthur Wait, where am I? HEY, D.W! Buster! Francine! Anyone?

*silence is kept*

Arthur Am I in heaven or something?

*Suddenly, a great celestial voice, with a slightly Pennsylvanian accent, reverberates across the plane*

Voice: I wouldn't say that, Arthur. Let's call it 'returning to your roots'.

Arthur 'Returning to my roots'? What do you mean? Who are you?

*A gigantic white-haired man, dressed in a tuxedo, a golden bowtie and holding an apricot in his right hand, descends upon Arthur*

Man: *takes a bite of the apricot and swallows before continuing* Arthur, I am Marc Brown, and I created you.

*Arthur gasps*


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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:18 pm

Buster "Hey Catherine, Francine Happy Hanukkah!"

Francine "Thanks Buster!"

Catherine "Thanks Buster!"
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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:36 pm

Catherine Its not Hanukkah yet dummy
Francine Thanks anyway
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by WheeljackDude on Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:00 pm

Sally Hey, Catherine! How's your boyfriend Chip?
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by Catherine Frensky on Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:30 pm

ArthurFrancineFan wrote:Catherine Its not Hanukkah yet dummy
Francine Thanks anyway

As if I'd call him a dummy.
That Buster and Molly guy actually appreciates me and my splendour.

What do you mean "boyfriend?" Nothing has been confirmed as of yet. Sally I do warn you to keep your hands away from him though and I know Muffy will back me up on this. You have been warned Sally

I'm invited to a lavish event on the 24th and I can go. I'm very excited. Hanukkah will be over and hopefully I should have a perfect dress for the occasion as I did hint to my parents that I want one for Hanukkah as well as a beautiful pair of gold hoops but Chip did tell me he has purchased something sparkly for me to wear. I sure hope its a bracelet or something just as nice.
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Post by WheeljackDude on Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:05 pm

Meanwhile at Sally's house...

Debi: Where's Sally? She was supposed to be here a while ago..
Angi: It's been 15 minutes since we baked these Christmas cookies...
Tami: ...and we need Sally to do the decorations!

(Cut to the scene of Sean and Rubella kissing each other in their lips)

Tami: (to Sean and Rubella) Hey, lovebirds! Get a room!
Angi: ...or should I say "loverats"?


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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:19 pm

Rats heehee clever
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Post by Catherine Frensky on Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:31 pm

Ewww Rubella can have him
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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Wed Nov 29, 2017 12:32 am

Good to know Catherine. Our lives are now all much more complete.
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Post by Jekyll Jekyll Hyde on Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:20 am

*Meanwhile...*

Arthur So hey there... Marc Brown, how was I created then?

Marc Brown: *takes another bite of his apricot* Well Arthur, let me tell you a story...
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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:49 am

WheeljackDude wrote:Meanwhile at Sally's house...

Debi: Where's Sally? She was supposed to be here a while ago..
Angi: It's been 15 minutes since we baked these Christmas cookies...
Tami: ...and we need Sally to do the decorations!

(Cut to the scene of Sean and Rubella kissing each other in their lips)

Tami: (to Sean and Rubella) Hey, lovebirds! Get a room!
Angi: ...or should I say "loverats"?
Rubella: I'm not a rat!
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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:48 pm

I'm a pooooodle she yells!!!!
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Post by Catherine Frensky on Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:58 pm

ArthurFrancineFan wrote:Good to know Catherine. Our lives are now all much more complete.

Like shut up.
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Re: Arthur's Perfect Christmas 4

Post by WheeljackDude on Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:59 pm

It's the first day of December! You got till the 25th...
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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:01 pm

What are you talking about?
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Post by Jekyll Jekyll Hyde on Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:06 am

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde: I think our good general WheeljackDude here is referring to the countdown to Christmas.

Mary CHRISTMAS?! WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY YOU KNAVES SPEAK OF? IT SHALL BE... MARY-MAS FROM NOW ON! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

Francine So has she won or not? What's even going on?

Buster Is Arthur dead? Or has his mind been kidnapped by brain-snatching aliens?

Francine Buster, if Mary doesn't massacre us and we live to see a Perfect New Year, I'm daring you to not mention or do anything involving aliens.

Buster But they infiltrate society! That's impossible!

Francine And remember how just a few hours ago you thought it was impossible for me to not mention sports...

Buster HA! You said it!

Francine Darn it! Oh Arthur, please wake up. Come on, you saved us all from being killed... *she turns towards Mary and her remaining rebels, including a Woogle brandishing a 3.57 Magnum gun* ...for now. And why do I have a sudden urge to play a six-year soccer marathon?

Catherine Because you're a sports obsessionist, sis. That's how it is now.

Francine Seriously?

Mary CHARGE, MY ARMY! *the Woogle fires a shot from his Magnum that misses George's right antler by a filament and the rebellion charges again*



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Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:40 am

ZGAF: Don't you vant to call it a 'Mary Christmas' instead?...
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Post by Jekyll Jekyll Hyde on Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:27 pm

Mary Thanks for the suggestion, you Slumster. MY REBELLION, SHOW THESE KNAVES THE TRUE MEANING OF A MARY CHRISTMAS!

Pal: Can I have my bacon now?

Mary Is all you ever discuss bacon?

Pal: Well, to tell the truth...

Mary ARRRRGGHHH! What kind of two-dimensional dopes am I working with?

Kate: Uh, also Mary, what happens when we babies grow up?

Mary You become my personal servants and must attend to the every whim of the GODDESS OF THE WOOL. Every pitiful biped must execute the dirty work to build my EMPIRE OF THE LAMB. MUWAHA-

Kate: Okay then, but aren't you a biped as well?

Mary SILENCE, YOU INFANT!

Francine *smashes down Amigo* Guys, does anyone - know - how - to- bring - back - Arthur?

prunella I think my mom can.

_Glaceon_VI: How's that, Prunella-san?

Morris Because she's a Romani -

Wanda Deegan: - later, Chuck. Either way, I think I might know a little Dirty Wizardry that will allow me to summon Arthur from the Ink and Pen realm.

Jane *looks up from a session with Herb* You mean the legendary IP realm?

Wanda: Yep. Allow me to recite it...

*Meanwhile...*

Marc Brown: ... well, Arthur, just a hint: you may not be eight years old at all. At least not technically.

Arthur But I am! What do you mean by 'technically'? I mean, I'm still in the third grade! I don't feel like a teenager or anything! So what if a weirdly huge amount of things have happened in one year?

Marc Brown: *shakes his head before taking a bite of his apricot* It hasn't been one year, Arthur. It's... it's been 41 years.

Arthur 41 YEARS?! So I'm 49?

Marc Brown: No, you're still eight, but time just happens to move in a different way for you.

Arthur Oh man, I remember the days when Francine giving up sports was weird.

Marc Brown: That was three hours ago, Arthur.

Arthur Oh yeah, sorry. But either way, how is time moving more slowly?

Marc Brown: Well, for you a calendar year of 365 days is actually more than 9000. So basically, one year is the equivalent of at least 25 years in my realm.

Arthur So does that explain D.W turning five twice? I mean, I thought it was odd, but I never really thought of it as... you know, HAVING THE SAME BIRTHDAY TWICE.

Marc Brown: Well, not really, but for the sake of it, let's just say that it does. Anyways, I should probably have made them longer back when that strange sphere told me to create you back in 1976. Ah, those were the good old days... could dance to ABBA without getting weird looks...

Arthur A strange what?

Marc Brown: A strange sphere. It was orange, and well... *he glances at the apricot in his hand before abruptly turning back to Arthur* Arthur, I confess I created you back in 1976. And Francine. Both you guys were pretty different back then. Francine had a tail and she wasn't obsessed with sports...

Arthur FRANCINE WASN'T OBSESSED WITH SPORTS?

Marc Brown: Yeah, yeah, radical, I know. Not that the tail was remotely weird, apparently... And you had a nose longer than this entire Happy Games roleplay.

Arthur I HAD A NOSE... uh, what happy game? *Marc Brown begins playing with his collar and nervously whistling, before taking another bite of his apricot and throwing away the stem*

Marc Brown: Never mind. *there is an awkward silence*

Arthur So, what is this place?

Marc Brown: Well... it's the Ink and Pen realm, where all worthy cartoon and literary characters go to live out worthy deaths.

Arthur How do you live out a death?

Marc Brown: Oh sorry, it's because they're not dead yet. They remain here until they are called back to the realm of the living.

Arthur What about those who aren't called back?

Marc Brown: Oh, those guys. Let's just say that... it's not good news if they aren't summoned back in three weeks.

Arthur That's kind of dark.

Marc Brown: And here is the greatest secret of all.

Arthur What? Is it about why Mary went off the deep end?

Marc Brown: Er... actually yes. Mary is one of the Baphomet.

Arthur What the....

Marc Brown: Mary spawned from the woollen inside of Bud Compson's hat.

Arthur Ohhh.... wait, what?

Marc Brown: Yeah, I admit. I should've restrained myself, but it was just way too tempting! Who wouldn't want to create life from a hat? I mean, that's the most awesome kind of science you can achieve!

Arthur So basically, if Bud Compson puts his hat back on, Mary gets sucked back in and the rebellion is over.

Marc Brown: Yeah, you got it.

Arthur Well, that's gonna be easy.

*A strange muffling echoes across the plane, which gradually becomes louder until a loud chant of Dirty Wizardry is heard:
Everyday when you're walking down the street, everybody that you meet
Has an original point of view
And I say HEY! what a wonderful kind of day.
Where you can learn to work and play
And get along with each other

You got to listen to your heart
Listen to the beat
Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street
Open up your eyes, open up your ears
Get together and make things better by working together
It's a simple message and it comes from the heart
Believe in youself (echo: believe in yourself)
Well thats the place to start (to start)

And I say HEY! what a wonderful kind of day
Where you learn to work and play
And get along with each other
*

Arthur What a weird song. But it's also kinda familiar...

Marc Brown: Arthur, they're calling you. You're being summoned back to the realm of the living by your friends, which, by the way, I also mostly created. See you later, Arthur! *Arthur begins to drift farther and farther from Marc Brown* And by the way, beware of the - *his voice fades out*

Arthur Beware of the... I can't imagine what. *the realm begins to bend and melts into a deep blackness*

Arthur Whoa, I can't believe this is happening! I feel so weird! Like I'm getting redrawn or something! *silence and darkness engulfs him as the Dirty Wizardry chant fades*

*Suddenly, deep, ominous music plays as a giant pair of glasses float towards Arthur in the blackness*

Arthur Um, who are you?

*a scare chord plays as two vast, eternal red eyes open behind the glasses*

Arthur No... NO NO NO NO NO! *The continuum begins bending faster and faster as the red eyes slip out of view. There is a groaning crack, the sound of breaking glass and then silence*

*Arthur wakes up in the middle of a street, surrounded by Francine, Buster, Prunella, Chuck Morris, the Slumsters and Wanda Deegan*

Wanda: See, told you it would work.

Arthur BUSTER! FRANCINE! CHUCK MORRIS! EVERYONE! Have you seen Bud Compson?

D.W. I have. He's in the town center. *Arthur and the group dash into the town square, where they find Bud Compson*

Bud Compson (without his hat, totally different bunneh): Now what do you gahs want? And who are those weird people behahnd you, D.W?

Arthur Bud, I need you to do something for us.

Bud Compson: Ask Rapty to clap?

Arthur No.

Bud Compson: Do the hokey-pokey?

Arthur No.

Bud Compson: Perform a antidisestablishtarianism-based theological sacrament loquaciously verifying through consubstantial theorem the secular nature of the Prunus genus?

Arthur NO! I need you to put your hat back on.

Bud Compson: Seriously? Wah didn't you just ask then? *Mary suddenly arrives*

Mary NOOOO! Bud, don't do it!

Bud Compson: Wah, mah head's cold.

Mary You'll pay for this, you maggot.

Bud Compson: Call me a maggot? Fahne, ah'm putting it back on.

Mary AARRRGGHHHHH!!!! *a stream of yellow light engulfs Mary as she is pulled back under Bud Compson's hat*

Pal: Okay guys, let's all go home now. *the rebellion disbands and leave*

Arthur Well, Mary's gone forever now.

Francine Unless Bud decides to take off his hat again.

Arthur And how often does that happen?

Francine You never know...

Arthur Well that was anticlimatic.

Buster Sure was. And I learned never to trust a woman in love.

Francine Nah, Buster. They'll always be other women.

Buster It makes me so darned sad when a baby sits upon my heart, upon my heart, ohhh yeah, upon my heaarrr-

Morris Buster, I sincerely hope you're making good use of my accordion when composing that stuff. That thing slaughtered over nine thousand steampunk saiyan Vikings in the realm of the Ahtizoli.

Buster Okay then, I'll stop it.

Arthur So did you not mention sports?

Francine I did.

Arthur But hey, who cares? At least you didn't play any and you let your non-sports actions dictate who you were.

Francine Thanks, Arthur.

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde: *now suddenly wearing a kimono and donning a fan* Okay guys, you ready? *all the Slumsters board Snowth Poogle's sleigh*

Arthur That guy is crazy.

Francine But they sure were a great bunch. I wonder if I could ever play soc-

Arthur Don't mention it. You were doing so well.

Francine Thanks. And it's all owed to you that we know them now.

Arthur That's good stuff.

*The sleigh begins to rise*

Slumsters: Bye, upstanding citizens! Have a bunnehful Christmas!

Upstanding citizens: Bye, guys! *the sleigh, the faint cry of a pregnant horsemaster in labour emitting from it, heads back towards the Slums into the sunset*

Buster You know, I'm gonna miss them.

Francine Me too. You ready to hit the Christmas party, Arthur?

Arthur Sure thing, Francine. *they smile at each other and head off together towards Muffy's house, while the camera slowly pans up to Marc Brown in the IP realm. He winks at the audience, and iris out*

THE END


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