Jollier than a joint, and better than beer...

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Jollier than a joint, and better than beer...

Post by Nope on Sat May 03, 2014 10:35 pm

It's BACON.



Bacon is the best, it's yummier than all the rest. Meat candy is quite yummy, and it's crunchy punchy lunch!

Protein filled and fairly lean, if you hate it you're very mean. It safe and sound and weighs less than a pound! It's tasty crispy pigs!

Legal, safe, and healthy food. All the best and very good. Bacon is our golden sun! It won't make you weigh over a ton!

Weed's for wieners, beer's no fun. Bacon is for everyone! Greasy, tasty, full of joy. I can't wait for dinner, oh boy! Oh boy! Oh Boy! OH BOOOOYYYYY!!!!

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Re: Jollier than a joint, and better than beer...

Post by A Lotta Moms on Sun May 04, 2014 8:07 pm

I always knew there was a good reason why Andy Warthog never returned for a second guest appearance...
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Re: Jollier than a joint, and better than beer...

Post by Nope on Sun May 04, 2014 10:17 pm

Well, he made a tasty sandwich.  clown

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Post by Kerry9Story on Mon May 05, 2014 12:33 am

if I ate that shit i'd p00p.  -_-
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Re: Jollier than a joint, and better than beer...

Post by Nope on Mon May 05, 2014 5:45 pm

Well that would be a messy situation. I don't think we have toilet plungers big enough to handle that kind of disaster.

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Post by Kerry9Story on Mon May 05, 2014 6:20 pm

well just sayin...
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Post by Nope on Mon May 05, 2014 6:28 pm

I've got it!!! You can enjoy bacon - if you take 12 of these with each serving.


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Post by squid on Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:53 pm

wut
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