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Chickin Lickin Life: The World's Best RPG

Post by Nope on Mon May 05, 2014 7:23 pm

Welp, here we go - a thread dedicated to that Chickin Lickin game discussed in the chat a while ago.

You play as one of the Tough Customers - Molly, Rattles, Kieper, Brown Dog, CatGirl, or BunnanaMan.
Each has their own little ability and strengths. The goal is to survive 100 days of Chickin Lickin drudge work without getting fired.

Other characters: Binky whom starts as a helper and later becomes a top boss enemy, Slink & Rattles who can be summoned from Mighty Mountain to assist the player at times, Sue Ellen who is a recurring enemy, and probably much of Arthur's gang as food patrons.

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Re: Chickin Lickin Life: The World's Best RPG

Post by A Lotta Moms on Tue May 06, 2014 1:49 am

Hooray, here it is!

I'll start out as Brown Dog.  

Brown Dog enters the restaurant with blood on his hands, nearly 45 minutes early for his 3:00 P.M. Monday shift.  His manager is impressed, but little does he know he's only early because he skipped school and needs somewhere to hide from the cops until the shit that went down earlier that day blows over.  
To make matters worse, B-Dawg seems to have forgotten his Chickin costume...
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Re: Chickin Lickin Life: The World's Best RPG

Post by Nope on Tue May 06, 2014 2:11 am

I'll be the manager - he's a dog guy who looks like the Security Guard from Arthur's Perfect Christmas, but lighter brown and with round glasses. He also speaks with a Midwestern accent. He will pop in once every few posts to keep an eye on his aspiring employees.

Manager: Welcome aboard, Brown Dog! It's great to have you with us. You look a little ragged, though - and you've forgotten your Chickin costume! Oh that's no good. But never mind, we got another job for you. No successful Chickin ever started off at the top of the coop. Your job today is... FRYING CHICK STIX! This is a very easy job. Just take this bag of pre-made Chick Stix and toss them into that fryer. Then press the button and it automatically fries the Chick Stix! Let 'em cool for a minute, then pour them into the sorting bucket where another employee will assort each delicious Chick Stix into 6, 9, 20, or 100 pack! Sound good? Great, now get going! We got a lot of hungry heffers waiting out there...

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Tue May 06, 2014 2:24 am

Brown Dog seizes the box of frozen Chick Stix from the manager's hands scarcely a moment after he finishes giving him the instructions, and haphazardly throws the entire unopened box into the deep fryer.  Scalding hot grease splashes all over everything within a two-foot radius, including B-Dawg's face.  He shouts a slow-but-firm, "Muthafucka!" before he has a chance to look up and see Amanda with her family waiting impatiently at the counter...
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Post by Nope on Tue May 06, 2014 2:27 am

The manager walks in on the mess, and is unsurprisingly furious.

Manager: What'd ya do that for?! You've wasted several precious Chick Stix! And cussing around kids? That tears it. It's mopping duty for you. You are now tasked with cleaning this mess up while I arrange for someone else to wield frying duty.

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Re: Chickin Lickin Life: The World's Best RPG

Post by A Lotta Moms on Tue May 06, 2014 2:53 am

Brown Dog looks at the Manager defiantly, fists clenched.  "Man y'all shoulda tell my ass to open the box first!  Can't blame a brotha fo' what a brotha don't know!"  Nonetheless, Brown Dog proceeds to slam the small door open that leads out into the main restaurant area while shaking his head, and goes into the restroom to get the mop and bucket.  

Meanwhile, the Compson kids (Ladonna, Bud, Gussie and Madison) arrive for some a' that tasty fried chicken (because, y'know, it just tastes s'damn good).  Brown Dog decides to take his time and light up a joint, so they manage to get their order and sit at a booth in the center of the restaurant.  

Having dutifully filled the bucket with toilet water, B-Dawg makes his way back out into the restaurant proper.   After a few minutes of mopping, the Manager looks over to check up on him and sees that B-Dawg's teeth are bared and his face is red with anger.  He's squeezing the mop handle so hard, the wood's beginning to splinter.  His gaze is fixed on the Compson kids, who are happily singing the following song in chorus for all to hear:


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Post by BionicBunny on Tue May 06, 2014 6:21 pm

At long last! I'll be Kieper.
Kieper is on his restroom break when he hears a loud commotion outside.He rushes out the stall with his pants still pulled down,which makes him trip and black out.When he comes to,it's night outside and everyone is gone except for the Compson family who all have broken noses,bruises,and are slowly bleeding to death from Brown Dawg's attack.Kieper decides to go fry himself some chicken but he accidentally falls face first into the giant frying pot and fries himself.

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Wed May 07, 2014 5:47 am

As he's being hauled off for assault, battery, mayhem, disturbing the peace and attempted homicide by the Elwood City Police (who took over two hours to respond no thanks to the two-for-one Double Donut Banana Sundae special at the Sugar Bowl), Brown Dog catches the savory scent of fried cat emanating from inside the restaurant.  In an act of superhuman strength, he breaks free of his handcuffs, drops down to all fours, and lumbers back into the restaurant, putting the past event and attack behind him.

The cops decide to call it a day rather than re-apprehend B-Dawg since, it's late in the day and they're union employees.  They call Detective Baxter to come handle the situation instead, but have to leave a message on his answering machine since he's fast asleep.

Back in the restaurant proper, Brown Dog glances over at the Compson Kids, who are trying to recover from the attack.  Madison isn't moving.  Bud coughs up a kidney.  Nonetheless, Brown Dog quickly forgets the entire ordeal over the prospect of the fresh Asian cuisine he so wantingly smells.  He follows the scent to the kitchen area, and...
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Re: Chickin Lickin Life: The World's Best RPG

Post by Nope on Wed May 07, 2014 7:31 am

He finds another employee! It's Molly, who's looking pretty glum.

She wants to quit the job - not even one week in, and she already hates frying Chick Stix and Chickin Coops. She's covered in Chickin seasoning from a spill earlier that morning. Worse still, a family by the name of Baxter ordered a Chinese Chickin Chao which takes a solid half hour to make. Her hatred of the job and the manager is mutual with Brown Dog. But before they can chat, the manager walks in.

Manager: What are you two standing around for?! We got a Chinese Chickin Chao, a Crispy Chickin Deluxe, and a Chickin Pigsty waiting!!! Get busy!!!

The manager strides off into his office, which is not only sealed off but also very luxurious.

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Re: Chickin Lickin Life: The World's Best RPG

Post by A Lotta Moms on Thu May 08, 2014 6:29 am

Brown Dog decides that it's dinner time and pretty much forgets about his mopping duty, leaving the bucket of fragrant toilet water out in the middle of the restaurant dining area.  He lumbers back to the kitchen area where Molly's stationed and without a word, reaches his hand into the boiler and grabs a handful of half-baked Chick Stix she was cooking, shoving them into his mouth.  Molly's so pissed that he's interfering with her operation that she hardly realizes his other hand passing over the seat of her pants.  

The manager scarcely has time to lean back and enjoy the second movement of Beethoven's 9th before he hears more commotion in the kitchen...
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Re: Chickin Lickin Life: The World's Best RPG

Post by Nope on Thu May 08, 2014 10:12 pm

The manager walks in - he is horrified.

Manager: WHAT THE'ELL ARE YA DOIN'?! THAT FOODS' FOR THE CUSTOMERS! I'VE GOTTEN 8 COMPLAINTS THIS WEEK, AND I THINK I KNOW WHO'S RESPONSIBLE...

IF THIS HAPPENS AGAIN, IT'S OFF TO THE FARM WITH THE BOTH OF YOU.

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Thu May 08, 2014 10:23 pm

Brown Dog sees that the Manager is visibly upset, but fails to understand that he's being criticized.  Reaching his hand once again into the scalding hot boiler, Brown Dog pulls out a handful of oily, crisp tater barrels and calmly offers them to the Manager with a friendly gesture:

"Have some tater barrels, cuz."
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Re: Chickin Lickin Life: The World's Best RPG

Post by Nope on Sat May 10, 2014 6:33 am

The manager says nothing, and returns to his pressure-locked office.

We hear a call, and a 15 minute long conversation ensues. The manager comes out again, and happily tells Brown Dog that this is his last day of working at the restaurant. Instead, he will be sent off to the Chickin Chumpany where all the food is made and processed from scratch.

Molly is not told to go along, leaving her somewhat unhappy.

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Re: Chickin Lickin Life: The World's Best RPG

Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon May 12, 2014 11:56 pm

The very next day, the Manager arrives to work as usual, quite relieved to be rid of Brown Dog and the many lawsuits that came with him.  He heads back to the kitchen area to fire up the ovens since Molly decided not to show up again.

He hears heavy breathing and senses an immense presence nearby.  As he turns around, he feels his nose brush up against abs of steel.  He looks up, his eyes scanning a towering skyscraper of tan, banana-scented flesh.  He looks up again, and makes out vague facial features amidst the clouds, disappearing upwards into the stratosphere.

Bunnanaman looks down and bellows out a loud, deep-pitched, "Hooaooahhaaghhng?"*

*Translation: Are you hiring?
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Re: Chickin Lickin Life: The World's Best RPG

Post by Nope on Fri May 16, 2014 7:48 am

The manager is horrified at this sight. He just about defecates in his pants, but manages to keep his hold. He doesn't even answer the Bunnanaman and gives him a uniform - his new job is chickin frying.

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Re: Chickin Lickin Life: The World's Best RPG

Post by BionicBunny on Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:11 am

This thread hasn't died hard has it?

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Re: Chickin Lickin Life: The World's Best RPG

Post by A Lotta Moms on Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:37 pm

Nope! The Tough Customers just had to take a little vacation to finish up their acting gig. Now that they're free, things are about to heat up again.
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Re: Chickin Lickin Life: The World's Best RPG

Post by A Lotta Moms on Thu Jun 05, 2014 6:56 pm

Bunnanaman attempts to fasten the apron around his tree trunk of a torso, but after several attempts he simply lets it slide off of him untied and onto the rather unclean floor. Expressionlessly, he moves forward to the deep fryer, knocking over a rack of pans on his way. He looks down into the fryer and sees his own reflection bubbling away.

Confused and terrified at the sight of his eggplant-shaped head being boiled in hot oil, he jumps, his head smashing into the ceiling, plaster crumbling and falling down onto his shoulders and into the deep fryer. He looks at the Manager, startled and terrified at the sight of his own oily death, the fear of God in his eyes, his lips trembling, unable to find the right words...
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Re: Chickin Lickin Life: The World's Best RPG

Post by Nope on Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:21 am

Damn, this thread is dead. I'm afraid I just had nothing to add to it, and I suppose everyone else was too busy.

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Re: Chickin Lickin Life: The World's Best RPG

Post by BionicBunny on Tue Aug 12, 2014 8:18 am

I posted but you guys just ignored it!

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Post by WheeljackDude on Fri Jul 17, 2015 4:19 pm

The next afternoon, Fletcher arrives at Chikin Lickin' with the following equipment: Swiffer, Pine-Sol, and Mr. Clean Magic Erasers. The manager looks up to her, and hires her to do the cleaning duty.

A few minutes later, she applies Pine-Sol on the floor and uses the Swiffer to clean the floor. Meanwhile, Arthur enters the restaurant without Fletcher's warning. She tells him to stay on the entrance mat until the floor is cleared up, because he'll end up making the floor dirty.

Arthur groans and leaves the place until Fletcher is finished cleaning up the restaurant.
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Re: Chickin Lickin Life: The World's Best RPG

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Fri Jul 17, 2015 6:48 pm

LOL then Buster runs in and falls on his Ass...
"yahhh" 
Fletcher: " GRRRR you damn brat"
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Re: Chickin Lickin Life: The World's Best RPG

Post by WheeljackDude on Thu Jul 23, 2015 3:16 am

Buster: (being grabbed by Fletcher) What did I do? What did I do??!!
Fletcher: You're messing up the floor! (puts Buster outside) Now don't come back until this place is spotless!
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Re: Chickin Lickin Life: The World's Best RPG

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Thu Jul 23, 2015 3:20 am

Buster:  Howls....oooooooh now where do I go?
Spots falafel stand down the street: "oooooh yummy" "This will tide me over"
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