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Post by Coyote_Mao on Tue Jan 23, 2018 4:36 pm

Anyone on here happened to play a neat little indie game called "Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator"? It's a tongue in cheek gem of an indie title in which your goal is to compose witty insults to hurt your opponents pride, often using character specific phrases and - for the most part - trying to avoid using actual swear words, only making implication about how their family members make a living or something. So, I've been thinking... What if Arthur and the gang were made into playable characters? What kind of insults would they use? Very Happy

Arthur "You are as annoying as that Mary Moo Cow show and your sister has more "clients" than my mother!"

"Well you're getting bullied by Fern and D.W. is the only thing you will ever hit!" Francine
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Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Wed Jan 31, 2018 10:39 am

Buster "You wear glasses and think like a Nerd!"

Arthur "You have asma and believe in Aliens you Weirdo!

Maria "Your a cocky tomboy and think your better than everybody!"

Francine "Well you stutter like a Moron!"

HARSH! Sad
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Post by Coyote_Mao on Wed Jan 31, 2018 1:37 pm

Well, the insults are supposed to be a little funny or absurd. Surprised
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Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Thu Feb 01, 2018 11:49 am

Coyote_Mao wrote:Well, the insults are supposed to be a little funny or absurd. Surprised

My bad, I couldn't help myself for having them say those words. Twisted Evil
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Post by Muffy Crosswire on Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:31 am

I said to Arthur once - Please, the only trip you can afford Arthur is when you forget to tie your shoelaces!

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Post by Coyote_Mao on Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:07 pm

Muffy Crosswire wrote:I said to Arthur once - Please, the only trip you can afford Arthur is when you forget to tie your shoelaces!
Oh, snap! That's a good one. Very Happy Wonder what Arthur would retort with?

Arthur "Well, your father only has a honorary degree and you're a small potato!.. Relatively speaking."
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Post by A Lotta Moms on Tue Feb 06, 2018 2:09 pm

Carl There are 628 stars in the sky tonight.  I know because I counted 628 stars in the sky tonight.

Molly Yeah, but can you count to potato?
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Post by Coyote_Mao on Wed Feb 07, 2018 3:45 pm

I don't get it... Was it a Jojo reference? It was, wasn't it? Surprised
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Re: Insult Simulator... Arthur style!

Post by A Lotta Moms on Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:30 pm

It was actually a reference to the following meme:

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Re: Insult Simulator... Arthur style!

Post by mike1 on Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:10 pm

bully
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Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:06 pm

Well Molly is a bully after all. Rolling Eyes
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Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:07 pm

A Lotta Moms wrote:It was actually a reference to the following meme:


Where did you find It? Question
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Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:10 pm

A Lotta Moms wrote:It was actually a reference to the following meme:


I forgot to say It's a Dan Quayle reference too. Rolling Eyes
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Re: Insult Simulator... Arthur style!

Post by Guest on Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:34 pm

Some one-liners! Very Happy

Ratburn "You're the only student I know with a G average."

Muffy "Vomitrocious doesn't even begin to describe...!"

D.W. "You remind me of Brussel Sprouts."

George "And I thought Wally was a dummy..."

Ladonna "Why, I've been in swamps more fragrant than you."

prunella "Let me look into your future... I see... Nothing!"

Brain "Given your retorts to my inquisition, I can not fathom the incredulity of your lacking sagacious. And the somber thing is, you won't even be able to fathom the meaning of this sentence!"

Francine "The only thing uglier is an Aardvark with four eyes!"

Arthur "And I thought Sue Ellen's sweater was ugly!"

Maria Thinking "Mother always said if you can't say anything nice..."

Binky 2 "Man, and to think I was embarrassed of ballet! Your thing is much worse!"

Buster "I should've stayed with my dad..."

Fern "You're as deep as a Spooky-Poo episode..."

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:38 pm

Quantum Storm wrote:Maria Thinking "Mother always said if you can't say anything nice..."
This.
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Re: Insult Simulator... Arthur style!

Post by mike1 on Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:59 pm

what?
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