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It's The Easter Baxter, Arthur Read!

Post by MarleyandPal96 on Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:15 pm

This is a mixture of roleplay/fan fiction with emoticons.

I'm sure you all know the drill.


The plot? In this parody of "It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown" Arthur convinces all of his friends that they don't need to get ready because The Easter Baxter ( Buster ) will deliver Easter eggs and goodies for the good children. Nobody believes him yet.......



We begin this scenario as Muffy goofs up by preparing Easter Eggs......


Muffy I've got the eggs, sir how 'bout we cook and dye them

Francine Great come on in Muffy

A few moments later.....

Muffy What do we do after we fry them?

Francine AUUGGGGHHHH!

Cue opening credits with music box like score.....

Buster dances while these credits show up:


"IT'S THE EASTER BAXTER ARTHUR READ!"


Written by Charles K. Fallon.



Now you finish the story


(Yeah I know Francine is Jewish and probably doesn't celebrate Easter but isn't she a great Peppermint Patty to deal with Muffy 's antics? I just wanted the two to work together regardless of creed. And yes this Easter egg ruining will be a running gag.)

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Re: It's The Easter Baxter, Arthur Read!

Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:27 am

Not Bad, I love Peanuts from back in the day. I love you
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Re: It's The Easter Baxter, Arthur Read!

Post by MarleyandPal96 on Mon Mar 05, 2018 11:52 am

Francine Hey how are you doing? I'm going to the store to get more eggs. Muffy fried the last batch.


Arthur It's a waste of time to dye and color eggs because the Easter Baxter will take care of all of that!


D.W. I don't think there is such a thing as an "Easter Baxter", Arthur, after rewatching our family home movie of me getting Quackers instead of Tina The Talking Tabby, i knew there was something up with Santa.

Francine Easter Baxter, indeed.


Do you whatever you want, but since you haven't probably seen the special before (it hasn't aired on ABC in a while), here's a refresher if you want to be faithful to the Peanuts special for the sake of parody:

https://vimeo.com/179688574




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Re: It's The Easter Baxter, Arthur Read!

Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:23 am

MarleyandPal96 wrote:Francine Hey how are you doing? I'm going to the store to get more eggs. Muffy fried the last batch.


Arthur It's a waste of time to dye and color eggs because the Easter Baxter will take care of all of that!


 D.W. I don't think there is such a thing as an "Easter Baxter", Arthur, after rewatching our family home movie of me getting Quackers instead of Tina The Talking Tabby, i knew there was something up with Santa.

Francine Easter Baxter, indeed.                  


Do you whatever you want, but since you haven't probably seen the special before (it hasn't aired on ABC in a while), here's  a refresher if you want to be faithful to the Peanuts special for the sake of parody:

https://vimeo.com/179688574




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Post by A Lotta Moms on Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:58 am

Several characters are sitting out at a picnic table during recess preparing festive decorations and painting Easter eggs for the upcoming holiday.  Vince Guaraldi serenades them with quaint, soul-pleasing jazz from his very special place in the clouds.  In the distance, Rattles can be overheard breaking into Mr. Haney's car.

Arthur Guys, you're wasting your time!  
Francine Put a sock in it, Arthur.
Arthur No!!! You've gotta listen to me!!!

Arthur stands up and tries to grab the dye and brushes away from Francine.

Francine Hey!!!

Francine clocks Arthur square in the jaw, knocking: (1) two of his teeth out; and (2) him completely unconscious.

Maria *gasp*
D.W. Ha-ha.  
Muffy Quick, check his pockets!  

Muffy and Francine seize the opportunity and relieve Arthur of his worldly possessions.  D.W. loses all interest in Easter eggs as she proceeds to paint the very immobilized Arthur's face and torso with all manner of slurs and diagrams.

Meanwhile...

Rattles Well, lookee here...a Lincoln Town Car!
Slink Sporty!
Binky You guys better hurry.  We're gonna get caught!
Rattles Relax there, big cheese.  I'll have this broad hummin' in a heartbeat.

Rattles fumbles around with the ignition and starer wires under the steering column for a few minutes as the others wait anxiously.  

When suddenly...

Slink Whoa, do you guys smell something!?
Binky Eww, eww!!!
Molly Jesus, calm down already.  

Rattles, Slink and Binky look back at Molly, who's calmly and collectively zipping up her jeans.

Binky 2 What the hell, Molly!?
Molly Just a little surprise for our head honcho.

Just then, a sparks fly from the front seat as the ignition fires up.  

Rattles Bada-bing, bada-boom!  
Slink Wow, awesome!!!
Binky 2 Let's tear!
Molly *lights a cigarette and cracks the window*


TO BE CONTINUED...
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Re: It's The Easter Baxter, Arthur Read!

Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:05 pm

Actually I would love for Molly or Marina to be my Easter Bunny! lol!
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Re: It's The Easter Baxter, Arthur Read!

Post by WheeljackDude on Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:27 pm

Meanwhile...

Maria Easter Baxter? I got a better one, Arthur... How about Easter "Pappas"?
Ladonna ...or how 'bout Easter "Compson"?
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Re: It's The Easter Baxter, Arthur Read!

Post by Apricot Jack on Thu Mar 22, 2018 6:08 am

http://www.ktasuperstores.com/recipes/berry-apricot-easter-cereal-treats

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Re: It's The Easter Baxter, Arthur Read!

Post by MarleyandPal96 on Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:38 pm

Francine You keep doing Easter Eggs wrong! Now do them the right way!



Muffy I'll try.......


Muffy then puts eggs in a waffle iron, toasts an egg in the toaster, and finally, bakes a dozen in the oven.....



Francine AUUUGGGGHHHHH!



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Re: It's The Easter Baxter, Arthur Read!

Post by mike1 on Wed Mar 28, 2018 10:41 pm

Arthur paints D.W. some takes an egg so Jane says WHERE'S AN EGG? but D.W. don't say nothing. she'ss sneaky
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Re: It's The Easter Baxter, Arthur Read!

Post by MarleyandPal96 on Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:18 pm

Sorry if this is late I had no access to a computer yesterday.......

*Beethoven's 7th Symphony 2nd Movement plays in the background*


Francine I've seen this on holidays before, you look forward to be happy and something that happens that spoils it all. I should have never participated in Easter.....


Sue Ellen You have done it again, Arthur ! First you call me a sheepdog for wearing one of my pen pal's sweaters, and NOW THIS? I should have never believed someone that once had a friendly relationship in the books! Trust me, you said! Trust me! Now I've been burned again! GET MARC BROWN! I'VE BEEN HUMILIATED!


Brain I know why they have holidays. They have holidays for people to get together. So why am I alone?


*Beethoven's 7th Symphony 1st Movement begins to play when  Buster arrives dancing while giving kids Easter Eggs.*


Arthur What is it, it is! He's coming! The Easter Baxter is coming!

*All look shocked in time of the music*

Arthur Thank you, Easter Baxter!


Sue Ellen Thank you very much!

D.W. is shocked that she got her own egg from a deleted scene.

Brain gets no egg as  Buster runs out

Buster  dances back to his house

Sue Ellen Arthur was right. THERE IS AN EASTER BAXTER

D.W. Some Easter Baxter! She gave me an own egg!

Muffy gets sick from an Easter egg.

Muffy Tastes terrible, Francine!


Cross-dissolve to  D.W. mad about  Buster , tries to punch him, but  Buster gives a creepy kiss.


THE END!

Cue end credits and maybe funding credits!

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Re: It's The Easter Baxter, Arthur Read!

Post by Buster & Molly Lover on Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:06 pm

I miss The Easter Baxter on Sunday. No
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