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He Rants Again

Post by Nope on Fri May 09, 2014 10:23 am

Absolutely everything posted here under the name 'Nope' is utter and entire bullshit merrily written on a sarcastic whim induced by severe boredom too much spare time and seeking the now redundant presence of an internut forum. View discretion not required mileage may vary.

The orientation of cupcake sprinkles is not something to discriminate upon based on the 1964 Civil Rights Act. Despite this ruling Libeltarian rights activists have sought to control the rights and privileges of weather owing to the influence of horse barns.


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Post by Rummy on Fri May 09, 2014 10:42 am

You raise some pretty damn good points about sexual orientation.
It is pretty annoying of people that are insecure with their sexual preference to make a big publicity thing out of it when noone really cares what gender they perfer to fuck.
And the whole gay or straight gene is indeed bullshit, honestly, people think that there are people born with a gene that determines which gender you perfer to have a sexual relationship with.

I think that one's surroundings and lifestyle detemines their sexual orentation, you're born asexual and as you grow you decide for yourself which gender you'd want to get with. That could be why there are a few bi-curious young people out there, because they're still deciding which they want.

Damn liberals treating homosexuality as if it's a genetic disease, when it's really just a matter of taste for the specific person of questioning.


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Post by Roabe on Fri May 09, 2014 2:16 pm

Well I hope for your sake you get out of the midwes
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Post by Roabe on Fri May 09, 2014 2:20 pm

^ sorry, I'm on my phone and the mobile version of this forum doesn't allow editing.
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Post by BionicBunny on Fri May 09, 2014 3:52 pm

Bravo! My sincerest regrets about your fucking shit loaded mid western life.

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Fri May 09, 2014 8:37 pm

Originally hailing from the Midwest, I can vouch for pretty much all of this.  After the auto industry crashed in the late 90s/early 2000s, life in Michigan became a truly soul-crushing experience.  Even before the Great Recession or even the smaller Post-9/11 dip, much of the Midwest was experiencing a regional depression of its own that eclipsed anything the rest of the country went through during the financial meltdown.  Every day on the news, the only thing that I ever remember hearing about was job loss, companies going bankrupt, outsourcing, or the epic collapse of Old Detroit.  Seriously, where's Robocop when you need him?

The endless Winters were tolerable - even beautiful in a way - when jobs were secure and life was fairly decent during the years of my early childhood.  After the collapse, however, it just made everything seem all the more like a nuclear wasteland.   By the end of high school, I burned with the very same urge to get the hell out and start a new life for myself.  And so my adventures began.  

Things may seem bleak right now, but you're in a better position than many.  You've made steps towards independence, have your own place, and a business based on a unique skill that you're passionate about.  Hell, I know people with advanced degrees in otherwise highly-marketable fields like engineering or chemistry who are still living at home because they're unable to land a living wage due to the horrible economy.  

Keep at it, and things will get better.  If they don't, then hey, at least there's always the next global catastrophe to look forward to.  Wink
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Re: He Rants Again

Post by Nope on Sat May 10, 2014 8:58 am

I still say all sprinkles are created equal'


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Post by BionicBunny on Sat May 10, 2014 9:30 am

Hey JAO,we've got your back here at the Slums.Here's hoping you can get out of the hellhole called the Midwest pretty soon.

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Post by Nope on Sat May 10, 2014 11:27 am

da burbz tldr


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Post by Kerry9Story on Tue May 13, 2014 9:47 am

IKR?  thats how shit is round here too only in CA its like everyones like they're ok with it but they're not ok with it if i say I need weed alla sudden its like I can't get my shit together OH BUT ITS OK FOR THEM TO SAY IT GOTTA BE BE LEGAL.  Question  Question  Question   canna figgit!
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Post by Nope on Wed May 14, 2014 5:23 pm

JABBA THE HUTT WAS JUST ANOTHER CHILD OF INNOCENCE@##%@@!$@$@


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Post by Nope on Wed May 14, 2014 6:21 pm

I am against Hutt cruelty;


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Post by BionicBunny on Sat May 17, 2014 1:57 pm

Dammit,this place is going nowhere but down the damn toilet drain.And that goes for all of America. I'm so fucking sick and tired of all this political shit and fat lards yellin at each other like a couple of first graders who are too stubborn to share a damn soccer ball at recess.And on top of all that,people gotta pay for a fucking forced health care plan now,thanks Barack-if you didn't have your precious secret service I'm sure someone would have you on their hit list.But then poor kids would have to suffer through school learning that you were a "martyr".OH YEAH? For WHAT? The absolute ONLY thing I will ever begin to even THINK of respecting you for was when you ordered the Navy SEALS to kill that slimy bastard Osama bin Laden.Before you know it the government will be chipping babies to make all humans "politically correct".UH UH.NO WAY.I'll never be chipped.You're killing the world and you can't even see it,have to blame it on us innocent upstanding citizens instead.And don't even THINK about building a supercomputer,it'll kill us all-hopefully you first.Ah,irony.And maybe I'm just crazy,but does everything have to be about sex nowadays? Every damn time I turn on my TV,it's 3 minutes show,18 minutes SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX COMMERCIAL! Sex product,Show about sex,stores selling sex items,sex clothing,movie about sex,how to have a healthier sex drive,I'm fucking SICK AND TIRED OF SEX! And oh yeah,no we gotta go all racial integration while we're at it,not just with whites and blacks,but straights and faggots too.Wheres R.Lee Ermey when you need him?

AND ALL THIS DAMN COMPANIES THAT CLAIM THEYRE RAISING MONEY TO FIND THE CURE FOR CANCER.A)Cancer is a disastrous disease that affects millions every year worldwide.The United Nations or somebody should care enough to actually WANT to find the cure,and they would if they cared,but nope,let's just continue to let innocent people die every day.And B)They're just plain GREEDY.As said earlier,they probably have more funding than needed,but NO,they want more,they're as damn greedy as the frickin Walt Disney Company.

So yeah,needless to say,I'm pretty ticked off.

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Post by Nope on Sun May 18, 2014 7:50 pm

Science rulz


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Post by BionicBunny on Sun May 18, 2014 7:52 pm

I don't like science.How do I know that it's not made up by the Walt Disney Company?

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Post by Rummy on Sun May 18, 2014 8:02 pm

Forget science, read Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock Holmes!
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Post by BionicBunny on Sun May 18, 2014 8:02 pm

Fern...number one.

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Post by Nope on Sun May 18, 2014 8:13 pm

sholok hims


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Post by Rummy on Sun May 18, 2014 8:17 pm

"Give me a nice warm bowl of macaroni and a Sherlock Holmes book to read, and I'm good to go."
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Post by Nope on Mon May 19, 2014 1:49 pm

I hav nuthin 2 sai


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Post by A Lotta Moms on Wed May 21, 2014 9:51 am

Loud people in general are a vexation to my soul.  I can't tell you how many times I felt like my head was going to explode when trapped in a room/bus/office with people who talk at jackhammer decibel about the most base, meaningless rubbish.

This is why I spent most of my time cooped up inside if I can get away with it (which I usually can).
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Post by Nope on Wed May 21, 2014 11:23 am

jerb


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Post by Roabe on Wed May 21, 2014 12:26 pm

Pfft, science. The earth DOESN'T orbit around the sun. That's just liberal BS invented by Barack HUSSEIN Obama to get schools to buy those diagram posters that show the sun in the center of the solar system.
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Post by A Lotta Moms on Wed May 21, 2014 12:50 pm

I have to admit, the real reason I'm such a hermit is because I'm afraid I'll fall off the edge of the flat earth if I stray too far.
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