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Ranks,But no Ranks

Post by BionicBunny on Wed May 21, 2014 5:52 pm

I posted this a month ago in the Arthur Gets Drafted thread,but here is the official comparison of Slums and Military ranks,starting with Marine Corps:
Upstanding Citizen:E-1 Private
Shady Character:E-2 Private First Class
Rather Unsavory Fellow:E-3 Lance Corporal
Wretched Bastard:E-4 Corporal
Japanese School Girl:E-5 Sergeant
Dumpster Diver:E-6 Staff Sergeant
Dead of Slept:E-7 Gunnery Sergeant
Very Bad Person:E-8 Master Sergeant
Downs Clown:E-8 First Sergeant
Hug Pillow:E-9 Master Gunnery Sergeant
Ass of Jacks:E-9 Sergeant Major
Dirty Wizard:E-9 Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps
King of France:W-1 Warrant Officer One
Carl Winslow:W-2 Chief Warrant Officer Two
Arthur's Underwear:W-3 Chief Warrant Officer Three
Fresh Donkey:W-4 Chief Warrant Officer Four
Drunk Jane:W-5 Chief Warrant Officer Five
Ugly Buster:O-1 Second Lieutenant
Monkey Gunk:O-2 First Lieutenant
Bunny Funk:O-3 Captain
Muffy Butt:O-4 Major
The Beetus:O-5 Lieutenant Colonel
Fern Walters:O-6 Colonel
Happy the Gnome:O-7 Brigadier General
Village Idiot/Homeless Santa:O-10 General of the Armies


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Re: Ranks,But no Ranks

Post by BionicBunny on Wed May 21, 2014 6:15 pm

The Army:
Upstanding Citizen:E-1 Private
Shady Character:E-2 Private
Rather Unsavory Fellow:E-3 Private First Class
Wretched Bastard:E-4 Corporal/E-4 Specialist
Japanese School Girl:E-5 Sergeant
Dumpster Diver:E-6 Staff Sergeant
Dead of Slept:E-7 Sergeant First Class
Very Bad Person:E-8 Master Sergeant
Downs Clown:E-8 First Sergeant
Hug Pillow:E-9 Sergeant Major
Ass of Jacks:E-9 Command Sergeant Major
Dirty Wizard:E-9 Sergeant Major of the Army
King of France:W-1 Warrant Officer One
Carl Winslow:W-2 Chief Warrant Officer Two
Arthur's Underwear:W-3 Chief Warrant Officer Three
Fresh Donkey:W-4 Chief Warrant Officer Four
Drunk Jane:W-5 Chief Warrant Officer Five
Ugly Buster:O-1 Second Lieutenant
Monkey Gunk:O-2 First Lieutenant
Bunny Funk:O-3 Captain
Muffy Butt:O-4 Major
The Beetus:O-5 Lieutenant Colonel
Fern Walters:O-6 Colonel
Happy the Gnome:O-7 Brigadier General
Village Idiot/Homeless Santa:O-10 General of the Armies


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Post by A Lotta Moms on Thu May 22, 2014 5:32 pm

Pretty soon, we'll have to come up with a new tier of ranks entirely for 1,000+ posts.  I suppose those post-Fern Walters ranks will correspond to various government positions that aren't necessarily part of military rank, but are nonetheless related to defense operations (i.e. Deputy Director of the N.S.A.).

I have to hand it to you, I never thought I'd see someone reach the coveted Arthur-related ranks of Ugly Buster and Drunk Jane within such a short period of time.  In fact, I think a Slumgressional Medal of Beetus is in order in approximately 170 more posts.
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Re: Ranks,But no Ranks

Post by Rummy on Thu May 22, 2014 6:06 pm

You did a damned fine job with this list, Second Lieutenant.
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Re: Ranks,But no Ranks

Post by BionicBunny on Thu May 22, 2014 7:48 pm

Thanks,guys.Soon I'll have Navy/Coast Guard and Air Force comparison lists up.

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Re: Ranks,But no Ranks

Post by BionicBunny on Fri May 23, 2014 7:19 pm

Anchors Aweigh,my boys!
Upstanding Citizen:E-1 Seaman Recruit
Shady Character:E-2 Seaman Apprentice
Rather Unsavory Fellow:E-3 Seaman
Wretched Bastard:E-4 Petty Officer 3rd Class
Japanese School Girl:E-5 Petty Officer 2nd Class
Dumpster Diver:E-6 Petty Officer 1st Class
Dead of Slept:E-7 Chief Petty Officer
Very Bad Person:E-8 Senior Chief Petty Officer
Downs Clown:E-9 Master Chief Petty Officer
Hug Pillow:E-9 Fleet/Command Master Chief Petty Officer
Ass of Jacks:E-9 Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy/C.G.
Dirty Wizard:W-1 Warrant Officer 1
King of France:W-2 Chief Warrant Officer 2
Carl Winslow:W-3 Chief Warrant Officer 3
Arthur's Underwear:W-4 Chief Warrant Officer 4
Fresh Donkey:W-5 Chief Warrant Officer 5
Drunk Jane:O-1 Ensign
Ugly Buster:O-2 Lieutenant Junior Grade
Monkey Gunk:O-3 Lieutenant
Bunny Funk:O-4 Lieutenant Commander
Muffy Butt:O-5 Commander
The Beetus:O-6 Captain
Fern Walters:O-7/O-8 Rear Admiral(Lower/Upper Half)
Homeless Santa:O-9 Vice Admiral
Village Idiot:O-10 Admiral of the Navy(Coast Guard can suck it)


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Re: Ranks,But no Ranks

Post by BionicBunny on Sat May 31, 2014 9:45 pm

The Air Force:
Upstanding Citizen:E-1 Airman Basic
Shady Character:E-2 Airman
Rather Unsavory Fellow:E-3 Airman First Class
Wretched Bastard:E-4 Senior Airman
Japanese School Girl:E-5 Staff Sergeant
Dumpster Diver:E-6 Technical Sergeant
Dead of Slept:E-7 Master Sergeant
Very Bad Person:E-7 Master Sergeant(Diamond)
Downs Clown:E-8 Senior Master Sergeant
Hug Pillow:E-8 Senior Master Sergeant(Diamond)
Ass of Jacks:E-9 Chief Master Sergeant
Dirty Wizard:E-9 Chief Master Sergeant(Diamond)
King of France:E-9 Command Chief Master Sergeant
Carl Winslow:E-9 Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force
Arthur's Underwear:O-1 Second Lieutenant
Fresh Donkey:O-2 First Lieutenant
Drunk Jane:O-3 Captain
Ugly Buster:O-4 Major
Monkey Gunk:O-5 Lieutenant Colonel
Bunny Funk:O-6 Colonel
Muffy Butt:O-7 Brigadier General
The Beetus:O-8 Major General
Homeless Santa:O-9 Lieutenant General
Village Idiot:O-10 General of the Air Force

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