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Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:53 pm

santa Ho ho ho!  A thread to post any meaningless nonsense, multiple posts, or whatever you like for the sole sake of increasing your post count and achieving an even more nefarious forum rank!

Why?  Because it's Christmas!  Well, not really...but if we wait long enough, it surely will be.
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Post by Rummy on Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:36 pm

The wait is just too much for me!

Ah anyways, I just got a 3 day ban from the fucking wiki for Calling out possible for being a condescending douche nozzle.
I post a picture that related to what he was talking which was something about a guy named Scooby, I tell him that scooby's sister is on the picture and he asks, "Really".

So I reply with, "yeah on the far left of the picture." He then suddenly asks, "what are you even talking about?"
I told him, "the picture you just said Really about"
Then he turns into the usual cry baby and says, "Really" is a term for "I don't care".

So I put on my flippant attitude and sarcastically praise him for a term that he made up, because I never heard really in that sense before.
So he gets defensive and I tell him how nice he is in a sarcastic way to get my point across that he's kinda a dick without being too direct.

Suddenly he really starts bleeding from his snatch as he complains about my behavior when he instigated it first hand, so I told him why I acted this way and he seemingly understood and just said "ok", I reply with, if you just stop being so cold I won't be flippant with you.

After a few minutes of what looked like peace, he rants about me making fun of him and all that jazz, then promptly leaves the chat with a blood trail from his poo tang being left behind.

I tell DJ "you know man? Maybe he can't handle someone standing up for themselves after he puts them down like they're lower than he is."

And push comes to shove I get rewarded a 3 day ban.

I hope this didn't come off as complainy, the last thing I'd wanna do is complain about this mishap, but I just decided to share since this thread is made for any kind of post, even shit posts like this one.

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:32 pm

I suspected it would come to something like this eventually.  Don't worry about complaining - we've both been down that road before with the last debacle, so I know how frustrating it is.

In all honesty, I've long been thinking of creating our own Wikia or perhaps relying on Skype for chat so that we can avoid this sort of thing in the future.  Of course, we have the chat room here at this site, but it needs work.  I think we should figure something out when I'm up and running again.

In happier news, Homeless Santa is nearly finished with a very special gift full of dancing, fire and other such goodies!  It might even find its way down the chimney and into the scorching fireplace by tomorrow morning... santa
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Post by Rummy on Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:00 pm

Yeah, our own little wiki chat may work, to avoid any unnecessary complaints from those Carl/Orions/Possibles.

I can't wait to see what tomorrow's surprise is though, that's something to look forward to!
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Post by BionicBunny on Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:45 pm

surprise!

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:12 am

surprise!

Ta-da!

Totally worth the hype, wasn't it?   Laughing

Yeah, our own little wiki chat may work, to avoid any unnecessary complaints from those Carl/Orions/Possibles.

I can't wait to see what tomorrow's surprise is though, that's something to look forward to!

I think our own Wikia chat is definitely in order.  Something for Slums members who are of like mind, constitution and disregard for universal truths commonly held by the rest of the human race.  Not that I have any problem with 95% of the regular Wikia/ECC community by any means, it's just the select few who cause trouble, and the fact that rules tend to be too family friendly for the sorts of fan creations that will soon be made flesh...
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Post by BionicBunny on Mon Feb 24, 2014 6:53 pm

And then I was a bear.Eaten by one,that is.At ECC.

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:24 pm

Bears are scary.
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Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:25 pm

Especially giant, short-faced ones.
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Post by BionicBunny on Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:32 pm

The digestion cycle....I don't think I can take it....

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:36 pm

Bjork somehow survived it.  But then, she's Bjork and clearly made of unknown inorganic, non-biodegradable materials.

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Post by BionicBunny on Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:37 pm

Lucky stiff.At least we all know that there's a light at the end of the tunnel.

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:38 pm

She even survived the nefarious Ricardo Lopez and his failed exploding acid mailbomb campaign.
Now that's one tough mutant alien cyborg lady if you ask me.
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Post by BionicBunny on Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:28 pm

And the pistols' red glare
Bombs bursting in the air
Gave proof through the night
That Chicago's still there

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:09 pm

So be my grave without a name,
That earth may swallow up my shame.


- Aleister Crowley Fern Walters.
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Post by BionicBunny on Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:38 pm

Damn that Gomer Pyle character for killing Ermey in FMJ.


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Post by A Lotta Moms on Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:15 am

I guess the Corps don't get theirs.
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Post by BionicBunny on Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:16 am

I swear,Private Pyle has another thing coming if he thinks he can murder another drill instructor...

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:24 pm

That Gomer.  He must've been protesting the military's refusal to sponsor his marriage to Stan Cadwallader.
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Post by BionicBunny on Sun Mar 02, 2014 6:00 pm

But at least The Gunny gave us this gem before his untimely death:
[i]I don't know but I been told
That an Eskimo ***** is mighty cold[i]

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Sun Mar 02, 2014 6:13 pm

He could've at least waited until the end of the movie to shoot Ermy.
I could have watched an entire two hour movie of just him screaming at new recruits.

The whole thing is jarring if you're not familiar with USMC/Army training culture, but once you've been through it, I can't express in words how damn hilarious the whole thing is.  I'm sure you're already familiar with it from ROTC and being in a Marine family, but almost every single screw-up and shenanigan in that 45 minute training part (aside from Pyle shooting the DS) is so true to life.  I had most of it happen within my training platoon, from having to do group PT for an hour because someone snuck crackers into the bay from the chow hall to watching our very own Pyle getting smacked in the face by the DS for accidentally pointing his rifle in the wrong direction.  Yeah, they're technically not supposed to be able to hit you anymore, but they do and get away with it all the time.  

It's funny, for as brutal and well made as the later Vietnam portion of the movie was, the only thing that anyone remembers the movie for is the Drill Sergeant.
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Post by BionicBunny on Sun Mar 02, 2014 6:50 pm

Well,I tend to think of this movie as an alternate universe to GOMER PYLE,USMC,where Gomer goes to Parris Island instead of Camp Wilson for recruit training,and unfortunately meets R.Lee instead of Sgt.Carter,leading to The Gunny's murder.The more I think about it,I'm convinced that had Ermey not target Gomer so much,it would have saved two lives.

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:06 pm

It's funny how many people think Gomer Pyle originated with Full Metal Jacket.
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Post by Rummy on Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:15 pm

Wasn't that nickname from The Andy Griffith show?
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Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:50 pm

Yep - that's when things started Pyling up.  He was a gas station attendant in the Andy Griffith Show who later got his own spin-off series when he joined the Marine Corps.  

Twenty-some years later when Full Metal Jacket was released, he still hadn't made it through boot camp.   Gotta admire the guy's persistence, though.
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