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The Elwood City Fair

Post by A Lotta Moms on Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:19 pm

[22:49:39 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Arthur:Fern,you have a stain on your shirt.

[22:52:30 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Fern, your shirt is never clean. Just look at it! It's completely covered in purple stains!

[22:53:15 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Fern: My blouse is always purple! With yellow edges....

[22:53:48 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Brain:Yeah Fern,you need to wash that thing some time!

[22:54:27 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster comes in, looks at Arthur for a moment

[22:54:41 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Buster? What are you doing here?

[22:55:09 24/07/14] MAO96 : HELLO AND LOOK AT MY STYLE

[22:55:29 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Buster:I had to see you.Its about my dog

[22:55:36 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster pauses for a second, then walks up to Arthur confidently, grabs his wrists and kisses him.

[22:55:52 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern stares in amusement and horror.

[22:56:02 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Arthur briefly gives in and returns it,but soon pushes him away

[22:56:05 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Sue Ellen: Hey, guys?

[22:56:27 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Oh, hey Sue Ellen. (wipes mouth)

[22:56:28 24/07/14] Megne22 : Buster: WHY ARTHUR WHY DO YOU DENY YOUR FEELINGS FOR ME


[22:56:49 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur nudges Buster and says under his breath, "Not in front of the girls, Buster!"

[22:57:21 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Maria: You'll never stop me, Shredder! (Shredder is the antagonist of the TMNT cartoon show)

[22:57:26 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Brain:It appears that Arthur and Buster have embarked on a homosexual relationship

[22:57:30 24/07/14] Megne22 : Buster: Who gives a shit about the girls, Arthur?

[22:57:56 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Arthur:I do

[22:58:03 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: But what if they tell Ratburn! He'll be after us like he is Binky!

[22:58:36 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Only Francine's supposed to know about this.

[22:58:59 24/07/14] Megne22 : Buster: I

[22:59:03 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Francine:I have a confession!

[22:59:15 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Francine:I'm in love with Muffy!

[22:59:24 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster pauses, and tries to take Arthur's hand.

[22:59:35 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Maria tries to run from Shredder, but Shredder uses his lightning attack to turn her into a regular rabbit.

[22:59:40 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : As if he didn't understand anything Arthur just told him.

[23:00:08 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex appears, transforms into a T-Rex, and swallows Shredder in a single gulp!

[23:00:28 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (about Alex) Grimlock? What are you doing here?

[23:00:32 24/07/14] Megne22 : Buster: *tears welling up in the corners of his eyes* I don't mean anything to you, do I.

[23:00:36 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : He carries Maria off under his arm, heading for Prunella's house in hopes that she'll be able to lift the curse.

[23:01:13 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur looks around nervously, not sure what to say.

[23:01:39 24/07/14] Megne22 : Mr. Ratburn suddenly materializes out of nowhere

[23:01:47 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria tucks her face into Alex's arm, as if it's a burrow for her to hide her shame.

[23:01:57 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Alex: My mom can't afford a real Grimlock toy, so she bought me this: http://www.toyarchive.com/Transformers/Knockoffs/Grimlock2.html

[23:02:19 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur does that funny thing with his glasses.

[23:02:25 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Alex: She said it's the same toy, but this one costs cheaper.

[23:02:29 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : "Buster, I don't know what you're talking about!"

[23:03:07 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria looks up: Alex, you'll always be the real Grimlock to me! No matter how many Spader-Man toys your mom buys you!

[23:03:33 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2010/01/spaderman-456.jpg

[23:04:01 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Alex: I still remember this commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udBat-ovIsg

[23:04:18 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Alex: It makes me wanna buy that T-Rex...

[23:04:45 24/07/14] Megne22 : Mr. Ratburn: Hello class, I have decided to cancel your reading assignment for tonight! I have something much more exciting for you to do: a 15 page paper on capitalism! Anyone who does not turn it in by tomorrow will recieve an F- IN THE CLASS AND NEVER GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL! HAHAHA!

[23:05:04 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: I promise I'll buy you one if you'll find a way to break this curse!

[23:05:19 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: I know how to break the curse... Go ask Henry Skreever!

[23:05:23 24/07/14] Megne22 : Buster: You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about!

[23:05:34 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster proceeds to write 15 pages of random words in capital letters.

[23:06:07 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And turns it in within 5 minutes.

[23:06:37 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Arthur, I think you should listen to him. *nudge, nudge*

[23:07:13 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Remember the Woogle fad? I still got mine! (pulls out a Woogle out of her backpack. It is a cyan-colored one)

[23:07:21 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern's still standing there, still pissed off that Arthur insulted her purple coat.

[23:07:43 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: My Woogle's name is Clyde...

[23:07:49 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky: Wooo! (grabs the Woogle and gobbles it up)

[23:07:59 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky: *BURP*

[23:08:15 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: You can't eat a Woogle!

[23:08:34 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Check out my Woogle! (shows Maria and Ladonna a Poogle)

[23:08:45 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Arthur, tell them the truth or I'll show them the home movies we made!

[23:08:57 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: HEY EVERYONE! LET'S GO TO THE FAIR!

[23:09:11 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur's Friends: Yay!

[23:09:19 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: That's right, the Elwood City Fair is tomorrow!

[23:09:30 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: All-RIGHT!

[23:09:44 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Maria: Hey, Buster? How about we can go to Hurl-A-Whirl together tomorrow?

[23:09:51 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern stands there, saying nothing.

[23:10:00 24/07/14] Megne22 : Mr. Ratburn: *takes one look at the paper and scowls at Buster* I let you off very easy when you pulled stunts like these in the past, but I am not going to be so gracious this time. *pulls a lever revealing a trapdoor that opens under Buster's feet and sends him to the firey depths of Hell*

[23:10:05 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: You betcha, if it's okay with Arthur.

[23:10:49 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster howls in agony as his ears lash back and forth like fire lassoes.

[23:11:04 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : *The Fair*

[23:11:05 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Arthur:I don't....know...

[23:11:07 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Tomorrow afternoon, Arthur and his friend go to Elwood City Fair. No sooner or later, Arthur notices Molly already at the fair...

[23:11:33 24/07/14] Megne22 : Arthur: *gasps* guys, we have to go to Hell and save buster!!

[23:11:38 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Buster is saved by St. Peter,who tells him his time has not yet come and sends him back to earth safely

[23:11:46 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Slink and Toby are perched on top of the tent, throwing water balloons at people as they pass through

[23:12:12 24/07/14] BionicBunny : St.Peter:Now don't go back there ever again! YOLO sucka!

[23:12:13 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : The cat with the orange ponytail wasn't at the fair...yet.

[23:12:28 24/07/14] Megne22 : Mr. Ratburn: *when he gets word that Buster was saved* Drat! Foiled again!

[23:12:33 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Until the tent collapses from their weight. Slink hits the ground light as a feather since he weighs not more than 5 lbs.

[23:12:42 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Rattles looks for his correspondent

[23:13:04 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Toby breaks his leg and has to be hauled off screaming. Nobody much seems to care, since the Fair looks so happy and festive.

[23:13:05 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Whom he's supposed to be receiving drugs from

[23:13:22 24/07/14] Megne22 : meanwhile james commits suicide

[23:13:23 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Tough Customer Aardvark Girl: Step in the roller coaster!

[23:13:54 24/07/14] BionicBunny : He pushed a broom down his throat

[23:14:20 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur and Muffy walks to the rollercoaster. TCAG activates it.

[23:14:29 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : There's a large group of people - mostly younger kids - who've gathered around an exhibit that seems to involve a large hog being held down and slicked up with oil and grease, or some sort of lotion.

[23:14:42 24/07/14] Megne22 : molly doesn't shed a tear at his funeral because she knew it would be inevitable

[23:14:47 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : James, Emily and DW are in the audience, smiling.

[23:14:53 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : The roller coaster keeps on moving.

[23:14:53 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Grandpa Dave is briefly seen pooping in the dunk pool

[23:15:02 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Can you stop the machine?

[23:15:27 24/07/14] BionicBunny : TCAG:Nah.

[23:15:29 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster approaches the exhibit, suddenly adopting a strange European accent that can only be described as a bastardization of Italian, French and German.

[23:15:30 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Tough Customer Aardvark Girl: Nope. (cackles)

[23:15:40 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : lol @ Grandpa Dave.

[23:15:57 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : The hog is hoisted up by its legs as it looks around confused, oinking.

[23:16:02 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : But not too freaked out just yet.

[23:16:07 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: There's one way we can settle this...Muffy, give me your shurikens!

[23:16:17 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Grandma Thora and Mrs.MacGrady are also seen baking marijuana into their cookies for the bake sale

[23:16:34 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster smiles, as the kids urge him to show them "how to do it" since he "does it best"

[23:16:46 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Muffy hands Arthur the shurikens. Arthur has to aim carefully at the machine.

[23:16:48 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Buster:Aw,shucks...

[23:17:08 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster explains in his strange accent how easy it is. He reaches into his pocket, pulls out a 1-foot long spike, and drives it into the poor hog's chest, piercing its heat.

[23:17:20 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur tosses one shuriken, and it hits the activate lever.

[23:17:34 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : The hog squeals for dear life. Its cries are ear-piercing, but the kids just look on smiling.

[23:17:56 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur tosses another one, and it hits one of the buttons, which causes the roller coaster to stop...

[23:17:57 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : The hog twitches, then falls still.

[23:18:26 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur gets off the roller coaster. Muffy follows him afterwards.

[23:18:54 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Arthur is tripped on the way down and gets a bruise.

[23:18:55 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster proceeds to explain in detail how to slaughter the hog, pulls out a butcher knife, and does so. Blood, entrails and the stench of a Butcher Shop permeate the area.

[23:19:24 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : TCAG: You'll pay for this, Arthur! (shakes her fist)

[23:19:39 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Muffy goes to set up a kissing booth,and Francine is her first customer

[23:19:42 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Only Carl stares on with a look of distress on his face.

[23:20:12 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Carl then goes looking for buses and trains to "play" with.

[23:20:19 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy sees Francine, and before she can ask what she's doing there, she gets a big sloppy kiss.

[23:20:21 24/07/14] MAO96 : mrrw

[23:20:28 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Meanwhile, Fern is getting a foot long hot dog at the fair.

[23:20:41 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : In the middle of a sentence, it's monkeytongue in her mouth.

[23:20:58 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Muffy is utterly appalled

[23:21:01 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster approaches Fern, his hands still stained with hog blood.

[23:21:05 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Maria: Buster, where are you?

[23:21:07 24/07/14] BionicBunny : But returns the kiss anyway

[23:21:12 24/07/14] BionicBunny : To get attention

[23:21:20 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Because Francine is a paying customer.

[23:21:22 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Her father faints upon seeing the sight

[23:21:27 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And turning her away would be bad business.

[23:21:55 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, Rattles is out in the parking lot, breaking into cars.

[23:22:11 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Stealing various items out of the glove compartments.

[23:22:23 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur notices the cat girl with an orange ponytail working in the funnel cake booth.

[23:22:29 24/07/14] BionicBunny : He steals Arthur's dad's wallet,and finds pictures of him stripping

[23:22:42 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Before Fern can bite into her footlong, Pal jumps up and snatches it.

[23:22:44 24/07/14] BionicBunny : He casually slips them into his jacket pocket for later.

[23:22:45 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (to the cat girl) One funnel cake, please.

[23:22:53 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern: Aaagh! The dog's got my weiner!

[23:23:25 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl hands Arthur a nice, sugary funnel cake as she simultaneously shoves another one into her mouth.

[23:23:33 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And then another.

[23:23:39 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : She's really capitalizing on her job.

[23:23:52 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Buster:(to. Fern) I'll get it!

[23:23:53 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl burps.

[23:24:23 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl: That was a good funnel cake...

[23:24:39 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl says as she's still scarfing the second one down.

[23:25:04 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl: And one more thing... Arthur: What?

[23:25:08 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna walks up and reaches her very long arm over Arthur to grab a plastic fork.

[23:25:19 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl farts.

[23:25:24 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : The cat girl grabs Arthur and press her lips against his...

[23:25:29 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur's horrified.

[23:25:39 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Well, that too.

[23:25:46 24/07/14] BionicBunny : He's torn between two lovers

[23:25:52 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : So he's not sure whether or not to be turned on or horrified.

[23:26:36 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, Buster's still hard at work, singing the filthy songs of his forefathers as he tears out the hog's entrails.

[23:27:02 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Drat! We only got ONE Funnel Cake Booth, and that crazy girl's keep munching on that sugary goodness!

[23:27:17 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : James, Emily and Amanda watch happily. MacGrady's supervising the whole thing, happy to hand down such valuable knowledge of survival to the younger generations.

[23:27:38 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Hey, Muffy. Can I have some of your funnel cake? That cat girl ate mine.

[23:27:42 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl farts again as she crams another funnel cake into her mouth.

[23:27:43 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Nope.

[23:27:55 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Shoving it down her throat with her raw fingers.

[23:28:14 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Barely able to close her mouth it's so stuffed with dough.

[23:28:25 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: I'm gonna teach Kitty Katswell a lesson...

[23:28:52 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl: (yelling) My name is NOT Kitty Katswell!

[23:28:52 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Suddenly, Binky bursts onto the scene wearing nothing but his swim trunks.

[23:29:18 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Coming straight from the waterslide.

[23:29:47 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : He's so full of energy, he flails his arms in happiness, knocking people down like bowling pins.

[23:30:00 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur sees Kieper sitting in the Dunk the Tank.

[23:30:35 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur throws several balls, but can't seem to knock him into the tank.

[23:30:50 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Since the lever is deliberately set so that it can't move.

[23:30:54 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Drat!

[23:31:19 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Both Ladonna and Alex riding in the Hurl-A-Whirl...

[23:31:23 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine walks up and yanks it so hard it comes loose.

[23:31:47 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Kieper falls down

[23:31:51 24/07/14] BionicBunny : And drowns

[23:31:53 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Keiper's still sitting safely above the water tank, so the kids just walk up and spit on him through the cage.

[23:32:12 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : They proceed to piss on him through the metal grate as he lays there.

[23:32:23 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : The Tough Customer Aardvark Girl is still angry at Arthur.

[23:32:28 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky holds the back door to the tank shut so Keiper can't escape.

[23:32:38 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Welcome back!

[23:32:50 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : TCAG: Where are you, Arthur?

[23:33:10 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: *screams* Oh my god! She's got a ball and chain!

[23:33:25 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Keiper's screams are matched only by those of the second pig, who's just been hauled up for a likewise gruesome slaughtering.

[23:33:39 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : TCAG starts flailing the ball and chain around over her head

[23:33:49 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Like a barbarian warrior.

[23:34:24 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Meanwhile, The aardvark girl from Miss Sweetwater's class puts TCAG in a sleeper hold from behind.

[23:34:44 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur glances up across the fairgrounds, and sees Buster, who's now dressed in a red pinstriped shirt and straw hat.

[23:35:10 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Standing on the same stage where he'd slaughtered the helpless hogs, doing a weird jig and telling jokes.

[23:35:33 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Brown Dog: I think I like that guy (points to Buster)

[23:35:38 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Preschoolers look on and laugh. Carl looks on in horror.

[23:36:01 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : TCAG: Holy shit, Brown Dog! You finally broke out of the slammer!

[23:36:21 24/07/14] BionicBunny : Buster looks for Arthur to give him another smooch

[23:36:22 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brown Dog's trying to keep a low profile so the police don't re-apprehend him.

[23:36:43 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Brown Dog: Yeah.. I got into a juvie weeks ago...

[23:37:02 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : But even Brown Dog couldn't pass up the chance to come to the fair. He was doing a 10-15 year stint for various gang-related activities.

[23:37:21 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : He's been hiding out at various Crips-owned safehouses on the outskirts of Elwood.

[23:37:53 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Blonde Aardvark Girl from Mrs. Fink's Class: How about a taste of my naginata?

[23:37:58 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brown Dog looks over as Buster has his tongue in Arthur's mouth.

[23:38:17 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brown Dog: What the fuck?

[23:38:52 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Blonde Aardvark Girl from Mrs. Fink's Class twirls her naginata in front of TCAG.

[23:39:33 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brown Dog pulls out his 9 mm and aims it at Blonde Girl

[23:40:00 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Meanwhile, the Cat Girl is feeling sick from eating too much funnel cake...

[23:40:07 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : But suddenly Rattles busts through the Fair barrier, having hotwired a pickup truck that he doesn't know how to drive!

[23:40:50 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : He slams right into Brown Dog, knocking him senseless.

[23:41:08 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl keeps eating funnel cake, despite being on the verge of barfing

[23:41:16 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Buster gets a slice of pizza from the pizza booth. He notices the Ninja Turtles are working in that booth...

[23:41:17 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Because it's just s'damn good.

[23:41:38 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Buster: Thanks, Leonardo.

[23:41:47 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Leonardo: You welcome, dude.

[23:42:37 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Leonardo briefly removes his turtle mask to reveal that he's really Gerald

[23:42:57 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : The cat girl is speaking in Russian, subtitled "Oh, man...now I'm REALLY sick..."

[23:43:06 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : At which poing Freddy K. (dressed as Michaelangelo) smacks him upside the head and tells him to put his mask back on.

[23:43:36 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Donatello: Come on, guys! Get back to work.

[23:43:39 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl stumbles toward the trash bin to puke, but doesn't make it. Instead, she barfs all over James.

[23:44:08 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly sees that her son's just been barfed all over and goes into kill mode.

[23:44:29 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly tackles Cat Girl and they trade blows.

[23:44:34 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl: Oh, ****! (sees an angry Molly)

[23:45:16 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly has Cat Girl subdued and is pounding her. Cat Girl manages to reach up and stuff a piece of funnel cake in Molly's mouth.

[23:45:45 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly's so amazed at how tasty it is, she stops fighting and heads for the funnel cake stand.

[23:45:47 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Molly spat out a piece of funnel cake, because she doesn't like it.

[23:46:26 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl grabs a bottle of ketchup and squirts it all over Molly's face.

[23:46:38 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly licks it all off, lickety split.

[23:46:46 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : With licketysmackytomatosouplips.

[23:47:05 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur orders a sno-cone, and he notices a burly rabbit boy dubbed "Bunnanaman".

[23:47:11 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : But remembers how much she loves ketchup, and sits down, drinking it straight from the bottle.

[23:47:19 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Bunnanaman: What flavor you want?

[23:47:31 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur can smell the pleasant, soothing aroma of bananas.

[23:47:44 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Banana...

[23:47:55 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur smiles, feeling slightly floaty

[23:48:08 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster has his hands on Arthur's shoulders.

[23:48:13 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Bunnanaman: Banana? Okay... (pours banana extract in the sno-cone)

[23:48:22 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky busts onto the scene: Without me, there IS NO BANANA!

[23:49:01 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky grabs the sno-cone out of Arthur's hands.

[23:49:10 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : THERE IS NO BANANA!

[23:49:15 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Hey! That's my sno-cone!

[23:49:17 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky eats it in one bite.

[23:49:44 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky screams inaudibly. His face goes red, and he passes out from the pressure.

[23:49:52 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl: (to Molly) Go eat a grilled **** sandwich, you stupid moron!

[23:51:00 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Why don't you come and...(the remainder of what she says is censored by the sound of a bulldozer across the street)

[23:51:52 24/07/14] WheeljackDude : Next day... In the afternoon...

[23:53:05 24/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Walter (the deer) can be seen at the Fair Grounds after the fair has closed down, sifting through the garbage and remnants of the crowd.
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Re: The Elwood City Fair

Post by Kerry9Story on Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:12 pm

got b0n3rs from makin this prolly.  Mad
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