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Post by A Lotta Moms on Sat Jul 26, 2014 12:13 am

[23:22:46 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: Remember, Fern... Don't drag me into the pasta aisle like you did the last time...

[23:23:20 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern looks at Doria with her eyes tearing up, like she did the time Francine called her a mouse.

[23:23:56 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : For the first time this summer, it was hot all night here

[23:24:01 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: And don't you DARE say that d-word like you said the last time!!

[23:24:23 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern: But Mom, I'm PROUD to be a D-O-G!

[23:24:25 25/07/14] Megne22 : bleck

[23:25:12 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Who wants to go for a night swim?

[23:25:14 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: And if you keep acting up again, I'm going to spank you. Understand?

[23:25:39 25/07/14] Megne22 : me! me!

[23:25:49 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : I'm down!

[23:26:00 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Buster: A night swim? All right!

[23:26:12 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Buster dives in the pool.

[23:26:27 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern: *excited look* Really? Will you use the paddle this time, Mom? You know I love it so when the wood strikes my skinny bottom..

[23:26:42 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Let's get our swim on! cheers

[23:26:52 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : Binky: CANNONBAAAAAAALLLL!!! *runs toward the pool*

[23:26:59 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Let's go over at Muffy's! She's got a BIG swimming pool!

[23:27:01 25/07/14] Megne22 : A shark then proceeds to gobble him up

[23:27:03 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : We all jump in the pool, and this song (which I've linked to 100+ times, I know) starts to play.

[23:27:08 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvtDbOfccE8

[23:27:20 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: POOL PARTY AT MUFFY'S!

[23:27:36 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Everyone shows up at Muffy's for a night swim, even though she doesn't know anything about it.

[23:27:38 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur's friends: YAY!!!!

[23:27:52 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Maria and Ladonna both run and jump into the pool

[23:28:04 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Uhm, hi. What's everyone doing here? (Muffy's wearing her nightgown with curlers in her hair)

[23:28:34 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: We're here for the pool party! We decided you have such a big house, it'd be a shame to let it all go to waste.

[23:29:00 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : Buster starts playing KISS on the radio: IIII, wanna rock and roll all niiiiiiight, and party every day!

[23:29:07 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Maria: Yeah! Ladonna: Uh-huh.

[23:29:26 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster tears off his shirt and starts to thrust his hips back and forth

[23:29:29 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Doing the Funky Rabbit

[23:29:45 25/07/14] Megne22 : Binky begins to twerk

[23:29:51 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : and teh Bunneh Wiggle

[23:29:53 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Buster: (to Maria and Ladonna) Hey, ladies. How about you can I...

[23:29:56 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's turned on.

[23:30:14 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : you and I*

[23:30:22 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : Muffy then turns on Miley Cyrus

[23:30:29 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine and Muffy are spinning around and smacking hands, like they were in the Heaven scene when they first met in True Francine.

[23:30:44 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : "I'm up in the club, high off purp, with my shades on,

[23:30:47 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (to Muffy) No! Not Hannah Montana!

[23:30:57 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : tattered up, mini skirt, with my J's on!"

[23:31:20 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Suck it up, Arthur! You should appreciate the finer things in twerk!

[23:31:22 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : (this is the rap song she did with Mike Will Made It though)

[23:31:28 25/07/14] Megne22 : Brain: This is highly inappropriate. Are you sure our parents would approve of this?

[23:31:41 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Muffy: (shrugs shoulders)

[23:31:45 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : (wait nevermind)

[23:31:56 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: My parents will like whatever I tell them to.

[23:31:58 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : Muffy: This isn't even Hannah Montana!

[23:32:25 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy turns up the Miley Cyrus as Arthur joins in the Twerk-fest.

[23:32:47 25/07/14] Megne22 : Buster forced him to join

[23:32:47 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria swims underwater, chased by Sharky.

[23:33:01 25/07/14] Megne22 : along with Binky

[23:33:01 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Twerk Fest? I'm not joining in. Maria: (shakes her head as in No)

[23:33:28 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur puts his backside to use: http://illiweb.com/fa/pbucket.gif

[23:33:37 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : When Miley Cyrus is over, Francine takes her cellphone and holds it up,

[23:33:51 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna and Maria just watch, knowing that their flat butts wouldn't stand a chance.

[23:33:56 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : and shouts: "Hey everybody! DO IT FOR THE VINE!"

[23:34:06 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : ALL: "WE AIN'T GONNA DO IT!"

[23:34:18 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : Francine: DO IT FOR THE VINE!

[23:34:26 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : ALL: WE AIN'T GONNA DO IT!

[23:34:37 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : Francine: DO IT FOR THE VINE!!!

[23:34:46 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : ALL: WE AIN'T GONNA DO IT!!!

[23:34:52 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Hey, Muffy... How about we can play some Limbo?

[23:34:53 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Bailey watches secretly from through the bushes

[23:35:00 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Assessing his next target.

[23:35:02 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : Then everyone becomes the twerkfest

[23:35:18 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: *squeals* okay!

[23:35:23 25/07/14] Megne22 : Binky: no1 can twerk it better than ME b1tch

[23:35:32 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Even Sharky joins in the twerk.

[23:35:46 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Both Alex and Buster hold up a long stick as a limbo bar...

[23:35:55 25/07/14] GrebeGoddess : Everyone: GO SHARKY! GO SHARKY! GO SHARKY!

[23:36:22 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy tries to drop below the bar, but trips and falls flat on Muffybutt.

[23:36:42 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Are you okay, Muffy? (he gets Muffy up)

[23:36:56 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Sharky deflates himself and wins at limbo.

[23:37:27 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine runs over and pushes Arthur away out of jealousy.

[23:37:57 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Meanwhile, the Tough Customer Aardvark Girl approaches to Muffy's mansion and knocks on the front door. She knows she wants to have revenge on Arthur...

[23:38:10 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur falls into the pool, but grabs Francine as he falls pulling her in with him.

[23:38:29 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Bailey's out spying on the kids, so Millicent has to answer the door.

[23:38:32 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Muffy answers the door.

[23:38:42 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Millicent (irritated that she was woken up): What is it?

[23:38:55 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : TCAG: Have you seen Arthur?

[23:39:10 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, the other Tough Customers use TCAG as a distraction and hop the fence to join the party.

[23:39:31 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Rattles can't clear the fence since he's so clumsy and too weak to even break a twig.

[23:39:43 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : TCAG shows Millicent the picture of Arthur.

[23:39:45 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : So he has to sit there and watch

[23:40:07 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : In his swimsuit, unable to join in the fun, sitting cross-legged behind the fence in tears.

[23:40:12 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Millicent: He's somewhere inside this house. You can come in if you want.

[23:40:30 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : TCAG enters, amazed at how upscale Muffy's house is.

[23:40:53 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur exits the pool, dries off, and gets back in the mansion.

[23:41:01 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : She waits until Millicent is gone and steals a handful of jewelry out of a cabinet.

[23:41:19 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur sees TCAG one again.

[23:41:27 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : TCAG sees Arthur there in his swimsuit, walks up to him and pinches his nipple.

[23:41:44 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur yelps, but sort of enjoys it.

[23:41:46 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur slaps her hand off. Really hard.

[23:42:11 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : She pinches his cheeks like he's a cute widdle baby

[23:42:59 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly pees in the pool.

[23:43:25 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Slink is busy wrestling with Sharky, who's soundly defeating him.

[23:43:28 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Muffy was watching over the swimming pool from the upstairs window.

[23:43:31 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Gross!

[23:43:32 25/07/14] Megne22 : 3rd Grade Male Rat materializes and stands unnoticed in the background.

[23:43:36 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Despite being totally deflated.

[23:43:42 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Grody!

[23:44:09 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Pepper Ann materializes alongside him, fading in and out of reality

[23:44:33 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Pigtailed Aardvark Girl: (smacks TCAG) Get off Arthur!

[23:45:05 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Alex turns on the living room TV to the news.

[23:45:18 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur looks at Pigtailed Girl and feels awkward

[23:45:37 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : April: Early today, the Elwood City Fair has been closed due to the assaults.

[23:45:47 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Somehow, Pepper Ann and Male Rat manage to show up on the news

[23:45:59 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : April: This is April O'Neil, live on Channel 6.

[23:46:09 25/07/14] Megne22 : 3rd Grade Male Rat: Where is 4th Grade Female Rabbit? The show would be nothing without her here with us

[23:46:26 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : April: (Cuts to a scene of Walter wandering the trash-strewn fairgrounds) Pardon me, Mr. Deer, can you tell us what you witnessed?

[23:46:37 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Prunella: (to the Rat Boy) The 4th Grade Female Rabbit is Nancy.

[23:46:38 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Walter: Don't be jelly.

[23:47:06 25/07/14] Megne22 : 4th Grade Female Rabbit: *materializes and punches Pepper Ann and 3rd Grade Male Rat out*

[23:47:12 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Nancy slowly materializes, as if she'd been teleported there al'a Star Trek.

[23:47:21 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : April: (to the Cat Girl who got carried by the paramedics) Can you tell me what happened?

[23:47:38 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Pepper Ann's glasses fly across the room. She promptly walks up to Arthur, grabs his glasses, and puts them on.

[23:47:56 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl just barfs up all the funnel cake.

[23:48:09 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur punches the redheaded glasses cat girl across her jaw

[23:48:31 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, Molly and Slink have commandeered the pool and aren't letting anyone into the deep end.

[23:48:35 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : April: (sighs)

[23:48:48 25/07/14] Megne22 : Last Year's Muffy Who Is Now In Fourth Grade: *materializes next to Muffy* Ugh, that dress is SO drab!

[23:48:49 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Arthur, how could you! Don't you know it's mean to hit girls?

[23:49:02 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine punches Arthur in the nose.

[23:49:16 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: But she stole my glasses!

[23:49:30 25/07/14] Megne22 : Buster rejoices

[23:49:33 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Pigtailed Aardvark Girl shook her head.

[23:49:43 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: I know, Buffy told me all about it!

[23:50:05 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Pigtailed Aardvark Girl kicks Francine between the legs.

[23:50:18 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Last Year's Ladonna (the dog girl): Hey guys!

[23:50:42 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine drops to her knees in dire pain, grasping PAG's shirt as if to pull her down into a wrestling match.

[23:50:52 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: My doppelganger's here!

[23:51:03 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Sweet Petunia!

[23:51:16 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Welcome baque!

[23:51:57 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Rattles is still stuck outside on the other side of the fence, trying to climb but persistently failing.

[23:52:06 25/07/14] Megne22 : 3rd Grade Male Dog Who Is The Third 3rd Grade Male Dog Spotted In The Show: *walks onscreen* I wish I had a shorter name~

[23:52:14 25/07/14] Megne22 : *!

[23:52:32 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Fern pats the Dog Boy on his back.

[23:52:39 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : The cops show up and arrest Rattles for attempted trespassing/breaking & entering.

[23:53:17 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern pats him a few more times before he feels the sharp pain and realizes that she's just stuck him in the back with a sharpened pencil.

[23:53:25 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Blonde Aardvark Girl: Any more news from April from Ninja Turtles?

[23:53:55 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Alex: Looks like April just got shredded.

[23:53:59 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria gasps.

[23:53:59 25/07/14] Megne22 : Buster: Okay, your name can be Tom! How's that?

[23:54:20 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: (gasps)

[23:54:36 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Suddenly the kids hear gangsta rap blasting from the pool area.

[23:54:46 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : They don't even have to look. They know Brown Dog has arrived.

[23:54:54 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Newscaster: The funeral of April O'Neil will be on Sunday.

[23:54:58 25/07/14] Megne22 : 3rd Grade Male Dog Who Is The Third 3rd Grade Male Dog Spotted In The Show Who Is Now Named Tom But Does Not Want To Be: NO! *disappears*

[23:55:04 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Followed by the sound of a 9 mm being fired into the air in celebration to announce his arrival.

[23:55:24 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : What's in a name?

[23:56:00 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Michelangelo: I'm going to miss April...

[23:56:02 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : The kids in the pool have now been confined to an even smaller area, and are all crowded together.

[23:56:25 25/07/14] Megne22 : Buster: *ears wilt as he hides behind Arthur*

[23:56:27 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Leonardo (really Gerald from the comic shop): Freddy, how long do I have to keep wearing this costume?

[23:57:00 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Freddy: Until the funeral is over.

[23:58:08 25/07/14] WheeljackDude : Leonardo (aka Gerald): Hey, Donatello. Take off your mask!

[23:59:43 25/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Donatello removes his mask to reveal that he's Bill Clinton.

[00:00:03 26/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Bill Clinton: Y'all fellas got any more pizza?

[00:00:25 26/07/14] WheeljackDude : Kids: (to Clinton) No... Sorry.

[00:01:00 26/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Raphael takes off his mask, revealing that he's George W. Bush: Sounds like a job for Bionic Bunny!

[00:02:22 26/07/14] WheeljackDude : Helen: So, you guys aren't really the Ninja Turtles?

[00:03:02 26/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : George W. Bush: Of course we are! Isn't that right, Laura?

[00:03:42 26/07/14] WheeljackDude : Laura: Yep...

[00:03:50 26/07/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Bill Clinton: Hillary, can I stop wearing this costume or am I still in trouble for playing doctor with Monica?


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Re: Pool Party!

Post by BionicBunny on Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:32 pm

fuck,i feel so alone.im goona go eat peanut butter with a side of tears.

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Re: Pool Party!

Post by CMSAB11 on Mon Jul 28, 2014 4:45 pm

Awww, does bionic need a hug?  Crying or Very sad
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Re: Pool Party!

Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:23 pm

Just as soon as I wrap up the latest workload and report, I'll be back for more regular Chatplay.  
If only there were no numbers, my life would be so much easier (and so much less employed).  Razz 
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Re: Pool Party!

Post by CMSAB11 on Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:10 pm

I would agree with you, but I need numbers and math in order to achieve many of my goals. It's unfortunate that I need to struggle with something I hate in order to get to something I enjoy.  Crying or Very sad
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Re: Pool Party!

Post by A Lotta Moms on Sun Aug 03, 2014 7:01 pm

It most cases, we're required to take a great deal more math than most of us will ever use in our career paths.  The most math you'll ever use in college level chemistry, accounting, organic chem or basic physics is Algebra I-level equations.  Anything beyond that generally only appears in much higher-level physics or perhaps engineering courses that 90% of all college majors have no use for.

I think much of higher education could be streamlined.  While a lot of math makes for good mental gymnastics, the time would be much better spent focusing on real world skills like personal finance/investment or internships and apprenticeships.
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Re: Pool Party!

Post by Kerry9Story on Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:07 pm

F\_/ck m4th, w0rk ST0CK!
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