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Sailing Into Oblivion

Post by A Lotta Moms on Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:06 pm

[09:50:11] @ A Lotta Moms : SAILING INTO OBLIVION

[09:50:26] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy and Bailey are preparing the Crosswire Yacht.

[09:50:55] @ A Lotta Moms : She's invited her friends over for an adventure at sea.

[09:50:58] WheeljackDude : Arthur was hiding somewhere in the Crosswire Yacht...

[09:51:20] @ A Lotta Moms : John Morris has resurfaced, salty old dog that he is, and found work along the docks.

[09:51:42] WheeljackDude : Maria and Ladonna are fishing...

[09:52:03] @ A Lotta Moms : He looks up, the sea spray hitting his faces as he squints, looking outward unto the horizon.

[09:52:25] @ A Lotta Moms : The seagulls can be heard overheard, their caws shrill and wanting.

[09:52:29] WheeljackDude : Buster: I don't need a life jacket!

[09:52:33] @ A Lotta Moms : As was the cry of the fishmongers.

[09:53:12] WheeljackDude : Francine: Yes, you will, Buster! Life jacket will protect you!

[09:53:13] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster throws his orange life jacket down as it hits the makeshift wooden pier, falling into the water and floating there.

[09:53:40] WheeljackDude : Deep Six from G.I. Joe arrives to give the life jacket back to Buster.

[09:53:48] @ A Lotta Moms : He looks down carelessly at the life jacket, noticing a dead fish six feet below the water.

[09:54:00] WheeljackDude : Deep Six: You will need a life jacket to protect you.

[09:54:22] WheeljackDude : Buster: Now I know!

[09:54:24] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster glances at it, sensing what it portends but not entirely grasping the symbolism...

[09:54:29] WheeljackDude : Deep Six: And knowing is half the battle!

[09:55:05] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: I used to have your action figure!

[09:55:34] @ A Lotta Moms : The whirling of the yacht engine begins as the kids gather from the docks and make their way on board.

[09:56:12] WheeljackDude : Bailey: Let's do the role call... Miss Muffy?

[09:56:25] @ A Lotta Moms : The yacht is medium-sized, but well-furnished with a white finish and light beige polished wood.

[09:56:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: What is it?

[09:57:21] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy wears her Summer bonnet, wrapped around her head with her scarf.

[09:57:22] WheeljackDude : Bailey: I'm doing the role call. If I call your name, you say "Here", or "Present"...

[09:57:55] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Oh, right. Ok... (Muffy's mind wanders as she watches the birds overhead in search of remains)

[09:58:26] WheeljackDude : Bailey: Master Arthur?

[09:58:42] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster sits next to Maria, still without a life jacket. Maria finds his hygiene repulsive, and promptly moves across the yacht interior.

[09:58:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Here!

[09:59:05] WheeljackDude : Bailey: Miss Francine?

[09:59:06] @ A Lotta Moms : (Arthur's wearing Sally's white hat, which she gave him as a good luck charm)

[09:59:19] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: I was born ready!

[09:59:30] WheeljackDude : Bailey: Master Buster?

[09:59:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster (hurt that Maria found him so repulsive): Here...

[10:00:08] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy looks out as if she sees something further out at sea, as if in a trance.

[10:00:09] WheeljackDude : Bailey: And go take a bath, or something... (pinches his nose)

[10:00:36] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Okay, okay! (Buster gets up and jumps overboard into the water)

[10:00:40] WheeljackDude : Bailey: Miss Maria?

[10:01:29] @ A Lotta Moms : Which is quite shallow. He lands on his feet, the painful shock going up through his legs and stinging his hips as a line of blood falls out of his left nostril and down his white, exposed chest and belly.

[10:01:35] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: ... ... ... (raises hand)

[10:02:02] WheeljackDude : Bailey: And Miss Ladonna?

[10:02:31] @ A Lotta Moms : John Morris approaches Buster, seeing that something's amiss. Morris tries his best to gather his senses through the usual haze of alcoholic confusion. "Buster, m'boy! Come here!" Morris pulls Buster out of the water.

[10:02:36] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: You betcha!

[10:03:24] WheeljackDude : Bailey: Okay... I got all the kids... Now... Let's go for an adventure!

[10:03:32] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's dizzy, and can hear a faint ringing in his ears which drowns out the sound of the seagulls. The scent of saltwater is intensified from the injury.

[10:04:04] @ A Lotta Moms : As the yacht takes off, a gentle spray of water cascades across the line of kids watching from the railing as they laugh.

[10:04:23] @ A Lotta Moms : Morris has brought Buster aboard, and has decided to invite himself along for the ride.

[10:04:42] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (to Muffy) I don't think this yacht has room for Sue Ellen and Fern...

[10:04:55] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster stumbles a little and joins the others as Mr. Morris sinks into a corner, sitting stop a barrel full of freshly-caught fish on ice.

[10:05:23] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: I'd have invited Sue Ellen, but none of our seats are fat enough to seat her.

[10:05:44] @ A Lotta Moms : A *da-bumpsh* sound effect can be heard.

[10:06:07] WheeljackDude : Muffy: What happened?

[10:06:28] @ A Lotta Moms : The yacht picks up speed. Buster sits down next to Maria, looking down at his feet, seemingly having forgotten how disgusted she was with him just moments before.

[10:06:41] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: I think you made a funny, Muffy.

[10:06:49] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine:

[10:07:03] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Buster, are you okay? You look a little spaced out.

[10:07:15] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Isn't he always a little spaced out?

[10:08:02] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster stands up, the motion of the yacht making it a little difficult to do so.

[10:08:27] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: I had the pear dream again (pronouncing again as "a-gayne")

[10:09:31] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy squints, looking out to sea. She can faintly make out a pear shaped object amidst the gray of the midday fog several miles off. Unsure whether it's a mirage or another boat, she quickly forgets it as her mind wanders elsewhere.

[10:10:13] WheeljackDude : Arthur sees the Seaponies from MLP. http://mylittlewiki.org/wiki/Category:Sea_Ponies

[10:10:32] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (to the Seaponies) Hey, guys!

[10:10:45] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Woo, purdy! I want one!

[10:11:01] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna reaches out in an attempt to grab one, which slips right out of her grubby hands.

[10:11:39] WheeljackDude : Wavedancer: (to Ladonna) What are you doing?

[10:11:53] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Just tryin' to give ya a hug!

[10:12:10] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria smiels faintly, and gets up gentle from her seat to see the Seaponies.

[10:12:14] @ A Lotta Moms : smiles*

[10:12:29] WheeljackDude : Wavedancer: If you want me so bad, why don't you go to eBay to buy my toy?

[10:12:37] @ A Lotta Moms : The ponies gather around Maria, sensing her gentle personality and feeling safer around her than the other, more aggressive kids.

[10:13:03] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: I've got the whole set of you! I even have the special edition ones that never made it into stores!!

[10:13:17] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Ahem! Bailey!

[10:13:50] @ A Lotta Moms : Bailey nods, and casts out the fishing net over the Seaponies, who cry in fear and defeat, as Bailey follows orders and drags them aboard.

[10:14:03] @ A Lotta Moms : Morris looks on, half-aware of what's happening.

[10:14:10] WheeljackDude : Seawinkle: Put me back to the sea at one!

[10:14:14] WheeljackDude : once*

[10:14:50] WheeljackDude : Muffy: I got two pairs of water skis! Who wants to go first?

[10:14:52] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine hears a slight ringing and looks up to see the gray pear shaped object, which is still several miles away but now close enough to be more distinctly visible amidst the waves.

[10:15:03] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Muffy, what's that?

[10:15:14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy looks out, but the object has disappeared.

[10:15:18] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: What?

[10:15:25] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: ...nothing, I guess...

[10:15:46] WheeljackDude : All of Muffy's friends raised their hands to go water skiing.

[10:15:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna (about the skis): Ooh, me me me!

[10:16:00] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna proceeds to grab the skis and put them on anxiously.

[10:16:01] WheeljackDude : Muffy: How about... Buster and...

[10:16:34] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Did I ever tell y'all 'bout the time my dad took me water skiing and we got all swallered up by a whale?

[10:16:48] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Yeah, we heard that one. Three times.

[10:17:01] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Arthur, install the cable for water skiing!

[10:17:14] WheeljackDude : Muffy: And tie it tight!

[10:17:43] @ A Lotta Moms : Bailey approaches Morris, who's still sitting slumped down in the corner singing away at the filthy songs of his forefathers.

[10:17:53] @ A Lotta Moms : Bailey: Are you quite all right, Mr. Morris?

[10:18:05] WheeljackDude : Arthur installs the water ski cables.

[10:18:32] @ A Lotta Moms : Morris looks up at Bailey briefly, half-registerting his presence, before looking back down and outward to the sea.

[10:18:46] WheeljackDude : Arthur ties the cables tight as Muffy told him.

[10:19:04] WheeljackDude : Muffy: (to Buster and Ladonna) You two ready?

[10:19:09] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster fastens the skis but only half-attaches the harness.

[10:19:38] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: ...hyeaahhhh.

[10:19:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: You betcha!

[10:19:59] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Okay, let's go!

[10:20:41] @ A Lotta Moms : As he sits there, Morris can hear a slight ringing and gradual thumping sensation through his body. Through his haze, he can make out what appears to be a floating skull roughly 100 feet outwards above the ocean.

[10:21:16] @ A Lotta Moms : Morris, in a somewhat Scottish accent: I have lived long enough. My way of life is fall'n into the sear, the yellow leaf...

[10:21:35] @ A Lotta Moms : Morris: ...and that which should accompany old age, as honour, love, obedience, troops of friends,

[10:21:54] @ A Lotta Moms : Morris: I must not look to have; but, in their stead, curses, not loud but deep, mouth-honour, breath, Which the poor heart would fain deny, and dare not.

[10:22:16] WheeljackDude : The yacht's engine begins to start.

[10:22:38] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur looks at Morris briefly as if to say, "wtf?"

[10:22:50] @ A Lotta Moms : But his attention shifts back to the skiing.

[10:22:55] WheeljackDude : Buster waves at Sue Ellen from a distance.

[10:23:20] @ A Lotta Moms : Sue Ellen stands at the docks, with rather an angry look on her face at not having been invited on board.

[10:23:29] WheeljackDude : Buster: Hey, Sue Ellen! You borrowed one of the another Crosswire yachts?

[10:23:37] @ A Lotta Moms : She holds a cold, raw fish in her hand that she's just purchased from the fishmongers.

[10:24:06] @ A Lotta Moms : She raises its head to her mouth, and squarely bites of off in a single, voracious crunch.

[10:24:35] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster loses his appetite at the sight, his distress visible in his eyes.

[10:24:37] WheeljackDude : Buster sees Molly on the jet ski.

[10:24:49] WheeljackDude : Buster: Looks like we got a welcoming committee...

[10:25:02] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly deliberately drives close just so she can spray water on Buster.

[10:25:24] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly's limbs have grown curiously longer, as if she's aged miraculously.

[10:25:43] WheeljackDude : Buster kicked Molly's jet ski. Hard.

[10:25:55] @ A Lotta Moms : A medium fog still lingers, mixed with the lively sea spray. Only certain areas are visible.

[10:26:16] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's foot stings as he shouts in pain. The jet ski doesn't budge.

[10:26:41] @ A Lotta Moms : As Molly gets closer, she looks up at Buster curiously, as if she's just noticed that something is very, very wrong.

[10:26:54] @ A Lotta Moms : But something that only she seems to notice at this point in time.

[10:27:12] WheeljackDude : Molly: You're no match for my Kawasaki JF650! http://www.servicerepairmanualonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/89-95-kawasaki-jet-ski-ts-tandem-sport-650-service-repair-workshop-manual.jpg

[10:27:25] @ A Lotta Moms : Her mouth is agape, but before she can ask him anything she draws back on the jet ski, fading into the mist and out of sight.

[10:27:34] WheeljackDude : Molly cackles.

[10:28:10] @ A Lotta Moms : But as she rides off, Buster, can see the logo, "Kawasaki JF650 2017 Model"

[10:28:43] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Muffy, look at your cell phone. (Buster has a look of fear and dread on his face)

[10:28:51] @ A Lotta Moms : Buser: What year does it say?

[10:29:13] WheeljackDude : Maria was listening to the Power of Love from Back to the Future on her iPod...

[10:29:43] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: What? I didn't hear you.

[10:30:02] @ A Lotta Moms : There's a strange buzzing overhead, and Buster seems to lose his train of thought.

[10:30:23] WheeljackDude : Buster: (loudly) What does it say on your cell phone, Muffy?!

[10:30:38] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern: Guys, wasn't Mr. Morris just sitting there? (points to the fish barrel, which is now vacant)

[10:31:22] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Uhm...lessee...it says...oh, shoot! My battery's dead.

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Re: Sailing Into Oblivion

Post by squid on Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:22 am

9/10 if only there wasn't any MLP thrown in there...
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Re: Sailing Into Oblivion

Post by A Lotta Moms on Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:34 am

Don't worry, they were all deep fried and promptly devoured.
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Re: Sailing Into Oblivion

Post by Kerry9Story on Wed Aug 06, 2014 12:43 pm

well thats mean.
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