Swag in the Cellar

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Swag in the Cellar

Post by A Lotta Moms on Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:37 am

[01:57:13 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Fern: (dressed in swag clothes) Yo! Wassup, peeps?

[01:57:37 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : George (as Wally): SWAG!

[01:57:56 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Fern, you're jacking my style!

[01:58:00 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : George sees Maria and Ladonna also in their swag clothes.

[01:58:29 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Oh, shut up Buster! I personally picked out all of their clothes so that everyone could be as glamorous as moi!

[01:58:35 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Don't ask me. I borrowed some of Gussie's old clothes...

[01:59:27 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Ooh, so can you buy me some new clothes, too?

[02:00:00 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: Sure, but I'll have to charge you 150% of the original price to cover my fashion consulting fees.

[02:00:25 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Maria: 150% of the original price? Get real...

[02:00:46 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Fern: Muffy, can I pay you the remaining $2,399.99 balance in poems and used dental floss?

[02:01:53 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Muffy: How much money you got, Fern?

[02:01:59 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Binky's so angry, he tears his $5,000 Armani off and throws it at Muffy's feet.

[02:02:28 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And proceeds to pick Muffy up by her pigtails and launch her over the jungle gym.

[02:02:41 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Maria adjusts her baseball cap.

[02:03:00 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly arrives.

[02:03:13 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly looks at all of them dressed like Justin Beiber.

[02:03:19 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: What the fuck is this shit?

[02:03:59 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Maria: (shrugs shoulders) I don't know what are you talking about...

[02:04:17 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : James (to Molly): Mom, can I play Justin Beiber too?

[02:04:46 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Molly: I'm not your mother. I'm your sister.

[02:05:25 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly (to James): At least, that's what I'm supposed to say so that you don't find out the truth and grow up to be like Ted Bundy or, even worse, Jack Nicholson.

[02:06:15 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : James goes home and make no fewer than 9,000 prank calls using Jack Nicholson's voice.

[02:07:17 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : James: (on the phone with Ladonna) Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[02:07:35 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy gets up, dizzy from bumping her head.

[02:07:52 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: You betcha! Lemme tell you 'bout the time that...(Ladonna goes on for hours)

[02:08:17 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna's so inspired that she tears off her clothes and dances down the street at 3 A.M.

[02:08:33 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Mrs. MacDonald comes up to James from behind.

[02:08:35 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Mr. Sipple sees her while he's having a nightly barbeque and calls the cops.

[02:08:52 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Mrs. MacDonald: James MacDonald! What did I tell you about prank calls?!

[02:09:10 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Sirens blare and lights flash as Ladonna, naked as the day she was bunnyborn, runs down the street in terror and glee.

[02:09:22 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Oh, leave him alone you old bag!

[02:09:44 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Mrs. MacDonald: I'm not old. I'm in my 30s!

[02:10:25 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Cut it, Mom. We should just tell James the truth so he doesn't find out later and be emotionally scarred.

[02:11:00 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : James (to Mrs. MacDonald): Grandma?

[02:11:51 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Lucy the Rabbit Girl with Red Hair in DW's class: Hi, James.

[02:12:11 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : James: Hey. Guess what I just found out?

[02:12:21 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Lucy: What, James?

[02:12:33 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly runs in and smacks James in the mouth, a line of spit shooting across the room.

[02:12:48 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: James, what did I tell you about bringing that up?

[02:12:58 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : James: Sorry, Mom.

[02:13:47 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : D.W.: Hey! I'll teach you a thing or two!

[02:14:04 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : D.W. punches Molly between the legs as hard as she can.

[02:14:19 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly doubles over in pain, and falls to the ground.

[02:14:26 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Bud: (to the gray rabbit girl at his age) Hey, Lisa.

[02:14:32 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Aaaaaghhhhh....grrrr....

[02:15:01 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Lisa: What do you want, Bud Compson?

[02:15:26 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Bud: When we get older, you'll have to be my girlfriend.

[02:15:51 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Bud: And don't tell Miss Morgan...

[02:15:57 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Lisa: We'll just see about that!

[02:16:20 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Lisa: Your sister told me you made a spaceship out of tin cans one time and flew to Mars.

[02:16:28 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Lisa: Well, did you?

[02:16:48 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Bud: I'm 4! I can't do model kits, yet!

[02:17:09 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Lisa: But why would she lie?

[02:17:19 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: Rrrrgh...*cough*...

[02:17:43 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly's still in great pain. She's grabbed D.W.'s dress, but can't muster the strength to pull her down.

[02:17:54 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : One day, Arthur was strolling through the park with his friends, until...

[02:18:24 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : A shadow who was behind Arthur conked him, puts on a burlap sack, and takes him to...

[02:18:45 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : A shadow removes the sack from Arthur. Arthur is in the basement of Molly's house.

[02:19:12 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Huh? Where am I?

[02:19:19 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Two figures in cloaks in front of Arthur remove their hoods. They are these two Tough Customer girls...

[02:19:24 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur looks around and sees Satanic images.

[02:19:29 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl: Hello, Arthur...

[02:19:41 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: You again! What is this? Where's Buster?

[02:19:42 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : TCAG: Welcome!

[02:19:59 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur turns around. The shadow was actually Molly...

[02:20:12 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Athur can hear Buster's high-pitched cries from the closet and sees his blue shirt rumpled up in the corner.

[02:20:21 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: *trademark gasp*

[02:20:33 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (to Molly) Don't tell me that you played Guitar Hero...

[02:20:41 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly approaches him and takes off his glasses.

[02:21:24 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly smacks him so hard you can hear it down the block.

[02:21:24 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : The Cat Girl and the Aardvark Girl took their cloaks off, only wearing their underwear.

[02:21:43 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : TCAG steps on Arthur's glasses, breaking them.

[02:22:00 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl: (to TCAG) What's your next plan?

[02:22:15 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly: I told you not to tell anyone about our pool parties! Now you're going to pay...

[02:22:52 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur was surrounded by the three bully girls. He has to manage to escape...

[02:23:00 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : TCAG pulls out a bottle of vodka, and forces Arthur to drink it while Molly holds his nose so he has to open his mouth.

[02:23:28 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster can still be heard thumping around in the closet.

[02:23:39 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur feels woozy

[02:23:55 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl: What are we going to him, girl?

[02:23:59 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : girls*

[02:24:07 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly grabs another bottle and chugs it like it's water.

[02:24:30 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly (furnishing a switchblade): Whatever we want!

[02:25:00 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur sees Maria lying down in the basement.

[02:25:18 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Maria! You gotta save me! These girls are nothing but trouble!

[02:25:22 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : But before she can go further, Buster manages to kick open the closet door.

[02:25:42 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria's sitting there, whipping her bare back with a penance whip as she recites Bible verses.

[02:25:49 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Rocking back and forth.

[02:26:09 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's half tied-up and in his underwear. He runs at Molly and tackles her as the other girls look on, amused.

[02:26:30 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Cat Girl: I want you to stare, Arthur!

[02:26:53 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly's more amused than anything, and hugs Buster, laughing and rolling around with him in a pile of dirty laundry.

[02:27:19 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's terrified, angry and trying to struggle, but Molly holds him and laughs.

[02:27:44 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Nooooooo!

[02:28:05 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur keeps backing up until he was trapped in the corner...

[02:28:32 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : The Cat Girl keeps getting closer to him...

[02:28:39 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster cracks open the basement window and is trying to squeeze out.

[02:28:49 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly has his feet and is pulling him back.

[02:29:10 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine (walking down the street outside): Buster...what on earth are you doing?

[02:29:22 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (to the Car Girl) What are you doing to me?!

[02:29:27 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Francine! Help! Heeellllpppp!!!! (Buster extends his hand for help)

[02:30:05 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: Buster Baxter, I'm not going to fall for that one again! (remembering the time Buster tricked her by saying he had a question, then kissed her on the lips)

[02:30:14 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : She walks off.

[02:30:44 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly yanks Buster back into the basement and stuffs a pair of underwear into his mouth to gag him.

[02:31:35 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur can only see fuzzy since his glasses have been broken.

[02:32:29 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur thinks to himself how he's clearly being taken advantage of, but at least it's not nearly as bad as what Cousin Mo does to him.

[02:32:39 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur can still manage to see his jeans. TCAG holds them.

[02:33:04 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : TCAG quickly pulls them down, revealing his underwear.

[02:33:12 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : All three girls laugh and point at them.

[02:33:21 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : They're greenish, with clown face designs.

[02:33:43 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: What are you doing?!

[02:34:03 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria looks on in horror, knowing she has to stop this unholy act from commencing.

[02:34:17 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria walks up and whips Cat Girl with her self-flagellation penance whip.

[02:35:00 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Buster: Maria!

[02:35:18 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly (to Buster): You like that, don't you?

[02:35:46 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's crawled halfway through the window again.

[02:35:49 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: (puts his clothes on) There's the door! (points to the basement door)

[02:36:09 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur goes upstairs to the door. He tries to turn the knob, but it was locked.

[02:36:14 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster sees Brain walking down the street.

[02:36:19 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Brain, heeeellllppp!!!!

[02:36:27 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain: Buster? What?

[02:36:39 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Molly cackles.

[02:36:48 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Molly: Are you leaving, Arthur?

[02:36:52 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain walks up to help him, but thinks about how paranoid Buster is with all of the alien stories he makes up.

[02:37:06 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain: Sorry, Buster. This is clearly the product of your own paranoid imagination.

[02:37:08 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain walks off.

[02:37:12 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Nooooooo!!!!

[02:37:38 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Buster: (to the Cat Girl) Look! There's an alien!

[02:37:52 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl: Arthur, come on! Stay! I have funnel cake for you!

[02:38:20 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Really?

[02:38:44 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Buster sees Ladonna from outside.

[02:38:46 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl: Yes! It's in the closet.

[02:38:54 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cat Girl: Just go in the closet, and you can have all you want.

[02:39:24 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster: Ladonna! Help!!

[02:39:25 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur runs upstairs to the door, manages to find the lock, and opens the door.

[02:39:50 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Arthur went to the closet, and found a funnel cake. He scarfs it down.

[02:40:17 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Oh, Buster. Looks like yer all stuck! Did I ever tell you bout the time that Gussie done got stuck crawlin' through a sewer pipe an' blah blah blah...(Ladonna goes on for a half hour with a nonsense story, then walks off, forgetting she was supposed to help Buster).

[02:40:49 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Buster: Wait! Come back! Jenna! You gotta save me!

[02:41:21 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Jenna: Buster! Oh, my goodness!

[02:41:31 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Hopefully, Maria's whiplashes gets healed...

[02:41:34 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Jenna walks up to help Buster. Buster's so happy that a good person has finally come to help.

[02:41:49 07/08/14] WheeljackDude : Both Buster and Maria run upstairs from the basement...

[02:42:06 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : But as Jenna comes closer, she realizes that if she helps Buster he'll be able to peek up her skirt and see that she's wearing a pull-up.

[02:42:20 07/08/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Jenna: Uhm, sorry Buster...I...gotta go!
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