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When Arthur Met Rae

Post by A Lotta Moms on Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:24 pm

[17:53:12] WheeljackDude : Arthur: I met Rae when I was 8... She was a nice girl...



[17:53:48] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: ...I just don't know what went wrong.

[17:54:11] WheeljackDude : Rae: I decided to marry Arthur after we graduate high school...

[17:55:58] WheeljackDude : Rae: Arthur finally decided to marry me...

[17:56:13] WheeljackDude : Rae: (continued) And we have kids.

[17:57:17] @ A Lotta Moms : Rae: He was finally able to look past the bouts of hysteria.

[17:57:09] WheeljackDude : Me: (to Adult Rae) What's your job?

[17:57:55] WheeljackDude : Rae: I work at Lakewood Elementary.  I'm the soccer coach

[17:58:00] @ A Lotta Moms : Rae: And I'm a professional shampoo taster.

[17:58:18] @ A Lotta Moms : Rae: Did I mention that I can't feel the left side of my body?

[17:58:39] WheeljackDude : Me: You can't feel your left half? Do you have a stroke?

[18:01:40] WheeljackDude : Rae: My daughter is in first grade. She'll be playing soccer 2 years later.

[18:01:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Rae: No...but these cleaning agents sure are tasty! *takes a big swig of Drano*

[18:02:19] WheeljackDude : Me: Rae! No!! (stops her from drinking Drano)

[18:02:33] @ A Lotta Moms : Rae: It's my jooobbbbbbggbbgh....

[18:02:43] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Oh, don't worry. She does this every night.

[18:03:02] WheeljackDude : Arthur's daughter: (to Rae) Mom! No!!

[18:03:31] @ A Lotta Moms : Rae sits down in the kitchen, with a trickle of blood, urine and what's left of her bladder running down her leg...

[18:03:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Rae: Yep...goes right through ya!

[18:03:58] WheeljackDude : Few days later, Rae was found dead.

[18:04:14] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Rae? Rae? Stop kidding around! Wake up!

[18:04:21] WheeljackDude : Rae does not respond.

[18:04:45] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: Drano had better deliver that $100 taste-tester's fee!

[18:04:53] WheeljackDude : Arthur and his kids put on black formal clothes.

[18:05:15] WheeljackDude : The pallbearers arrived to put Rae in a casket.

[18:05:25] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster shows up at the funeral dressed as a clown, telling jokes in a vain attempt to make everyone laugh.

[18:05:44] WheeljackDude : When they arrived to the funeral...

[18:06:05] WheeljackDude : Funeral director: We gathered today for the death of Rae Read...

[18:06:25] @ A Lotta Moms : They open the casket, to find that Rae's body is missing.

[18:06:28] WheeljackDude : Funeral Director: (continued) She was a beloved daughter, sister, and wife...

[18:06:44] @ A Lotta Moms : Meanwhile, Fern's huffing and puffing as she drags Rae's corpse down the road in broad daylight, and back to her house.

[18:07:06] @ A Lotta Moms : To join the many sleeping friends she has stuffed in her closet.

[18:59:12] WheeljackDude : Arthur's daughter: Dad, what are we going to do to Mom's clothes?

[19:00:41] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: We'll give them to Buster. You know how much he loved to wear them.
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Re: When Arthur Met Rae

Post by BionicBunny on Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:19 pm

Are you going to post the half where Arthur becomes a serial killer?

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:17 pm

That one's probably best left for another thread if anyone would like to post it.  Wink 
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Re: When Arthur Met Rae

Post by Kerry9Story on Tue Aug 26, 2014 12:15 am

well thats just sad
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