Stories Without Vowels (or, Strs Wtht Vwls)

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Stories Without Vowels (or, Strs Wtht Vwls)

Post by Snowth Poogle on Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:45 pm

At the Super Confusing All-In-One Mart, they regularly have books without vowels on sale.

So here's the idea: keep this story going, without using vowels as much as you can. You can post a brief sequence, a whole scene, or an entire chapter if you like, so long as you keep the story going.

So, let's get started!

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n dy n th Rd hshld, D.W. ws bck t bng hr sl brtty slf; sh dncd arnd th lvng rm, plyng hr fvrt Crzy Bs CD wth th vlm crnkd ll th wy p, whl sngng alng bnxsly. t ws drvng rthr t th brnk f mdnss, h hnstly ddn't knw hw mch mr h cld pssbly tk.

s th aftrnn pssd, Mr. nd Mrs. Rd wr stppng t t rn sm rrnds, lvng rthr nd D.W. hm aln. "W'll b bck sn, kds!" Mr. Rd said. "nd, D.W.," Mrs. Rd ddd, "pls try bng lttl mr cnsdrt whn plyng yr Crzy Bs CD, ky?" "Sr, mmmy!" D.W. sd. rthr knw ths wsn't gng t g wll; n mttr wht, D.W. ws s bsssd wth tht CD, sh wsn't abt t stp plyng t nytm sn. Sr ngh, D.W. kpt plyng th CD ll aftrnn lng, dncng nd sngng alng bnxsly s sh dd; t ws gtng n rthr's nrvs. H cldn't tk t ny lngr. ll dy lng, ll h kpt hrng n hs hd ws, "CRZY BS! CRZY BS! RDNG N CRZY BS! RDNG P! RDNG DWN! DRVN BY FNNY CLWN!" f thr ws n thng tht culd b sd bt rthr ws h ws slly vry clm nd mllw rdvrk, bt th n thng tht cld rch hs brkng pnt, t ws D.W. plyng hr Crzy Bs CD ll dy long... sr ngh, rthr hd rchd hs brkng pnt. " CN'T TK T NYMR!!" rthr scrmd, "'M S GLD THR R N VWLS N THS STRY, BCS 'M GNG T BT D.W.'S SS!!!"

"Crzy Bs! Crzy Bs! Rdng n tht Crzy Bs!" D.W. cntnd t sng n th dn, whn rthr strmd n lk bt t f hll; "SHT P! SHT P!" rthr scrmd, s h rn vr t D.W. lttl bm bx n prcdd t stmp n t, sccssflly brkng t, mch t D.W.'s hrrr. "rthr! Wht r y dng?!" D.W. pldd, nly fr hr t b grbbd by th thrt, nd thrwn crss th rm. D.W. bncd ff th dn wll, drppng t th flr, s rthr slwly lmbrd twrd hr. "r-r-r-r-r-th-th-th-th-r..." D.W. bgn, wth trmbl f fr n hr vc, "wh-wh-wh-wht r y dng?" rthr grbbd D.W. by th thrt nc mr, lftng hr ff th flr n t hs y lvl. "'v hd t wth y plyng tht dmn CD ll dy lng! 'm gng t bt yr ss!!!" rthr dshd vr t th cch, whr h drpd D.W. vr th bck lk dly; qckly, h plld p th skrt f hr jmpr, whl sh fght bck trs. "rthr! Wt!" D.W. pldd, "'m srry! 'll stp plyng th CD!" t ws n s, rthr bgn t bt D.W. n hr ss, s sh lt t bld-crdlng scrm f fr nd pn. D.W's trs pddld n th flr blw hr, whl rthr tk scry plsr n btng D.W. n th ss s hrd s h cld; th pn ws bcmng t mch fr D.W. t hndl, s sh bgn lsng flng n bth chks. rthr ws rlntlss s h kpt btng D.W.'s ss, dspt hw tndr nd rw hr btt hd bcm.

Mnwhl, tsd, Frncn nd Mffy wr wlkng dwn th strt, whn thy hrd th cmmtn ll th wy t t th sdwlk. "Hy, d y hr tht?" Mffy skd. "Yh," Frncn sd, "t snds lk D.W. scrming! Cm n, lts s wht's gng n!" Frncn rn twrds th Rd hs, fllwd by Mffy; nsd, D.W. cntnd crng vlntly, rthr ws nt stppng hs brtlty, h kpt btng D.W.'s ss. Th frnt dr swng pn, nd Frncn nd Mffy rn nt th dn, shckd t th sght bfr thm. "rthr Rd!" Frncn ylld, "wht th hll r y dng?!"

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Re: Stories Without Vowels (or, Strs Wtht Vwls)

Post by BionicBunny on Sat Oct 04, 2014 10:07 pm

what.the.f*ck.?

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Re: Stories Without Vowels (or, Strs Wtht Vwls)

Post by Snowth Poogle on Sat Oct 04, 2014 10:56 pm

You have to keep the story going without vowels.

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Re: Stories Without Vowels (or, Strs Wtht Vwls)

Post by A Lotta Moms on Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:40 am

t tht pnt, Mffy lks rnd t ntc tht Frncn ws nwhr t b fnd.  Wht ws gng n?  Mffy lkd ll rnd, p nd dwn, nd vr hr shldr.  N Frncn.  Thn, sh hrd hr bst frnd's ld vc cllng frm dwn blw.  Lkng dwn, t hd bcm pprnt tht Frncn hd flln nt n pn swr bcs sm schmck frgt t cls th mnhl.  

"Frncn?  Wht r y dng dwn thr?"  Mffy skd, hr vc hlf-qstnng nd hlf-ccstn.  
"Wht ds t lk lk?  Hrry p nd lwr yr bkbg r ct s  cn clmb t."  

Mffy psd fr  mmnt, lkng dwn nt th nsty swr wth ll f th grdy swg.  Wll sh hlp hr frnd t f  tgh sttn nd gt hr mgnfcnt swg drty, r sty nc nd cln whl hr bst frnd nd slmt s dvrd by llgtrs?  

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Re: Stories Without Vowels (or, Strs Wtht Vwls)

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Re: Stories Without Vowels (or, Strs Wtht Vwls)

Post by CMSAB11 on Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:02 am

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