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The Old Willow Switch

Post by A Lotta Moms on Sat Oct 18, 2014 9:04 pm

[20:04:13 18/10/14] WheeljackDude : Molly: Where are you, Arthur? You can't hide from me!
[20:05:13 18/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Molly forgot that she locked Arthur in her basement closet last month when he was babysitting James, and never bothered to let him out.
[20:05:53 18/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : He stopped screaming and beating on the walls after about a week, so I guess it's not a problem any longer.
[20:15:57] WheeljackDude : Ladonna runs away from an angry Cisely with a willow switch, but...
[20:19:39] @ A Lotta Moms : ...trips, and gets quite thoroughly switched.
[20:21:53] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Ow! What did I do? What did I do?!!
[20:22:12] WheeljackDude : Cisely: (berated) You went to Arthur's house without my permission!
[20:23:00] @ A Lotta Moms : Cisely: And came back one pair of panties short! You think I don't keep laundry records, young lady?
[20:23:38] WheeljackDude : Madison: I got willow switched when I was Ladonna's age.
[20:23:42] WheeljackDude : Gussie: Same here...
[20:25:10] @ A Lotta Moms : Ouch.
[20:26:22] CMSAB11 : wtf does it mean to get willow switched???
[20:26:31] @ A Lotta Moms : Hahahaha
[20:26:57] @ A Lotta Moms : To get whipped across the bare ass with a thin branch from a willow tree.
[20:27:12] @ A Lotta Moms : Furiously, and for a very long time.
[20:27:17] CMSAB11 : ah...wtf?
[20:27:26] @ A Lotta Moms : I know, right?
[20:27:33] CMSAB11 : a fetish?
[20:28:00] @ A Lotta Moms : No doubt - I've seen it happen. Online, that is.
[20:28:40] WheeljackDude : Molly: I never got willow switched.
[20:28:45] WheeljackDude : James: Same here.
[20:29:22] @ A Lotta Moms : Mrs. MacDonald always preferred to use an iron mattox to beat her kids, instead.
[20:29:50] CMSAB11 : oh I see now...it's a form of corporal punishment
[20:29:55] @ A Lotta Moms : http://www.listerrents.com/images/Pick-Mattox.JPG
[20:29:57] @ A Lotta Moms : Yep.
[20:30:04] @ A Lotta Moms : Common in the Deep South.
[20:30:16] @ A Lotta Moms : At least, in earlier times or in more rural areas.
[20:30:20] CMSAB11 : I thought it was bdsm or something similar
[20:30:24] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: *gulps*
[20:30:29] @ A Lotta Moms : Which it is too, of course. ^_~
[20:30:58] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Not the mattox! Not the mattox!
[20:33:41] WheeljackDude : Ladonna sees an angry Cisely with a mattox, and...
[20:35:34] @ A Lotta Moms : ...goes pL0p.
[20:37:44] WheeljackDude : Chip: My parents never whacked me with a willow switch.
[20:37:47] WheeljackDude : Muffy: Same here.
[20:39:06] @ A Lotta Moms : And just look at how well they both turned out.
[20:39:49] WheeljackDude : Fern: I never got willow switched.
[20:39:57] WheeljackDude : Sue Ellen: Me neither.
[20:40:34] @ A Lotta Moms : Doria tried willowswitching Fern, but her entire left leg came off at the hip with the first swat.
[20:40:58] @ A Lotta Moms : Thank Dog for super glue.
[20:41:45] WheeljackDude : Thankfully, Sue Ellen never got willow switched.
[20:42:03] @ A Lotta Moms : The ass was so fat, she wouldn't have felt it anyway.
[20:42:14] @ A Lotta Moms : Lotta padding.
[20:42:47] WheeljackDude : Catherine: I don't get willow switched.
[20:42:51] WheeljackDude : Francine: Same here.
[20:43:40] @ A Lotta Moms : The Frensky girls prefer to use wide-open hands to do the trick.
[20:43:59] @ A Lotta Moms : At least, when they do it to each other every night for shits n' giggles.
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Re: The Old Willow Switch

Post by BionicBunny on Sun Oct 19, 2014 10:10 pm

Lmfao. another above par chat play.

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Re: The Old Willow Switch

Post by Kerry9Story on Tue Oct 21, 2014 1:16 pm

try that shit on my ass imma fart.
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Re: The Old Willow Switch

Post by CMSAB11 on Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:51 am

Eww
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Re: The Old Willow Switch

Post by A Lotta Moms on Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:58 am

Classy as always, I see.  drunken
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Re: The Old Willow Switch

Post by BionicBunny on Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:54 pm

It's her very definition.

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Re: The Old Willow Switch

Post by Kerry9Story on Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:16 am

just sayin.
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Post by BionicBunny on Thu Oct 23, 2014 9:05 pm

just sayin.

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Re: The Old Willow Switch

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Thu Jul 09, 2015 3:36 pm

That was hilarious
Switchin in the south lolz
I could see Ladonna saying that..."I gotta a mighty whoppin with them switches" "We had to cut our own"
Sue ellen would not feel it, you summed it up well guys Very Happy Very Happy
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