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Post by WheeljackDude on Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:59 pm

Find your favorite movie quotes, and replace the movie character names by the Arthur characters.

Here's my favorite quote from Reservoir Dogs (1992) being Arthurized--

Mr. Ratburn: With the exception of Binky and myself, whom you already know, we're going to be using aliases on this job. Under no circumstances do I want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names, and I don't want any talk about yourself personally. That includes where you been, your wife's name, where you might've done time, or maybe a bank you robbed in St. Petersburg. All I want you guys to talk about, if you have to, is what you're going to do. That should do it. Here are your names: (points to Buster) Mr. Brown, (Arthur) Mr. White, (Norbert) Mr. Blonde, (Alex) Mr. Blue, (Alan) Mr. Orange, and (George) Mr. Pink.
George: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Mr. Ratburn: Because you're a f****t, alright?
(Buster giggles)
George: Why can't we pick our own colors?
Mr. Ratburn: No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn't work. You got four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black, but they don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
Buster: Yeah, but Mr. Brown... That's a little too close to Mr. Shit.
George: Well, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. P****. How 'bout if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.
Mr. Ratburn: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. You're Mr. PINK.
Arthur: Who cares what your name is?
George: Yeah, that's easy for your to say, you're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name. Alright look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?
Mr. Ratburn: Hey! NOBODY'S trading with ANYBODY. This ain't a goddamn, fucking city council meeting, you know. Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There's two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?
George: Jesus Christ, Mr. Ratburn, fucking forget about it. It's beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.
Mr. Ratburn: I'll move on when I feel like it... All you guys got the goddamn message?... I'm so goddamn mad, hollering at you guys I can hardly talk. *scoffs* Let's go to work.


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Re: Movie Quotes Arthur-fied

Post by Kerry9Story on Thu Oct 23, 2014 2:09 am

imma try it
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Re: Movie Quotes Arthur-fied

Post by CMSAB11 on Thu Oct 23, 2014 8:52 pm

Arthurfied quote from 99.9% of romance movies:
Arthur: I love you, Buster.
Buster: I love you too.
*smooch, scene fades out*
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Re: Movie Quotes Arthur-fied

Post by BionicBunny on Thu Oct 23, 2014 9:06 pm

From Full Metal Jacket:
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Re: Movie Quotes Arthur-fied

Post by WheeljackDude on Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:12 pm

Here are several quotes from The Karate Kid (1984) being Arthurized--


Buster: Hey, what kind of belt do you have?
Tony Wu: Canvas. JC Penney, $3.98. You like?
Buster: (laughs) No, I meant...
Tony Wu: In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope to hold up pants.
(laughs; then, seriously)
Tony Wu: Buster-san...
(taps his head)
Tony Wu: Karate here.
(taps his heart)
Tony Wu: Karate here.
(points to his belt)
Tony Wu: Karate never here. Understand?


Buster: (throwing his bicycle into a dumpster after being beaten up) This damn bike! I hate this bike. I hate this frickin' bike! Stupid bike.
Bitzi: Buster! What's the matter? Why did you throw your bike away?
Buster: Because I felt like it.
Bitzi: Please look at me when I'm talking to you.
(sees Buster's bruised face)
Bitzi: Oh my god!
Buster: Mom.
Bitzi: Can you tell me what's going on and don't tell me about another bike accident?
Buster: What do you want to hear, mom?
Bitzi: I want to hear the truth!
Buster: No you don't want to hear the truth. All you want to hear about is how great it is. Well it may be great for you but it SUCKS for me! I hate this place! I HATE IT! I just want to go home. Why can't we just go home?
Bitzi: Listen to me. I cannot help you unless you talk to me
Buster: I gotta take karate. That's it.
Bitzi: You took karate!
Buster: No, not at the Y. At a good school.
Bitzi: But fighting doesn't solve anything, Buster.
Buster: Yeah? Well, neither does palm trees, mom.
Bitzi: That's not fair!
Buster: Like it was fair coming over here without asking me how I felt about it. Right, that was real fair.
Bitzi: You're right. I should've asked.
Buster: Well I just want to go home. That's it. I don't understand the rules here and I just want to go home.
Bitzi: Let's clean you up and maybe we can figure the rules out together. What about your bike?
Buster: It's safer taking a bus.


Buster: (seeing the giant water slide at the amusement area) Whoa, look at that slide.
Maria: Oh yeah, we'll do that next time.
Buster: Why next time?
Maria: Because we didn't bring a bathing suit!


Buster: What's the matter? The truth hurt?
Maria: So you really think that's it?
Buster: I know it is.
Maria: Yeah well, you're wrong.
Buster: Oh, you bet I'm wrong.
Maria: You know Buster, I didn't go out with you because of a car or where you live.
Buster: Okay, since we're on the subject, why did you?
(silence)
Buster: Huh? Why did you?
Maria: I thought maybe you and me we're different.
Buster: Oh yeah, I'm from Reseda, you're from the hills, that's how we're different.
Maria: Oh, shut up.
Buster: Admit that you just can't handle the situation the way it is.
Maria: You know I can handle it fine. But you can't.
(exits)
Ladonna: What makes you so sensitive? She's never been anything but nice to you.
Buster: Yeah, she even used to me to make what's-his-name jealous.
Ladonna: She doesn't even like what's-his-name!
Buster: Yeah I couldn't really tell, by the way their faces we're stuck together at that country club.
Ladonna: Oh, that's right. You didn't stick around for the um... exciting conclusion.
Buster: Oh what was that? His hand on her ass?
Ladonna: Her right hook, you think she sprained her wrists doing her nails?
Buster: She hit him?
Ladonna: An understatement.
Buster: I don't get it, why didn't she say something?
Buster: She shouldn't have to? Should she?
(walks away)


Buster: Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?
Tony Wu: Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.
Buster: Ever catch one?
Tony Wu: Not yet.


Tony Wu: (Buster has just gotten his driver's license and Tony Wu has given him a car for his birthday) Just remember, license never replace eye, ear, and brain.
(notices Buster has suddenly gotten quiet)
Tony Wu: What matter?
Buster: I'm just scared. The tournament and everything.
Tony Wu: You remember lesson about balance?
Buster: Yeah.
Tony Wu: Lesson not just karate only. Lesson for whole life. Whole life have a balance. Everything be better. Understand?


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Re: Movie Quotes Arthur-fied

Post by BionicBunny on Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:15 pm

Is that from the original or remake?

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Re: Movie Quotes Arthur-fied

Post by WheeljackDude on Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:16 pm

BionicBunny wrote:Is that from the original or remake?

Original. Look at the year.
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Re: Movie Quotes Arthur-fied

Post by BionicBunny on Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:25 pm

Sorry-looked past that accidentally.

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Re: Movie Quotes Arthur-fied

Post by ZeGermanArthurFan on Tue Oct 18, 2016 4:11 pm

Slink It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses AND WHY THE HELL AM I WEARING A PAIR IF MY HAIR COVERS MY EYES?!

Binky Hit it.

Call me crazy, but I've seen Blues Brothers 2000 four times and the original two times...and still like 2000 more.
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