Hide and Switch / Lick That Chickin'

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Hide and Switch / Lick That Chickin'

Post by A Lotta Moms on Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:05 pm

[01:44:40] WheeljackDude : Arthur: I never got willow switched.
[01:44:45] WheeljackDude : DW: Me neither.
[01:45:30] @ A Lotta Moms : Jane decided to go with a red-hot frying pan for Arthur. D.W., on the other hand, was so far-gone they had to resort to a lobotomy sometime around the end of Season 15.
[01:46:05] @ A Lotta Moms : Given her sharp decrease in wit and sass, it seems to have done the trick.
[01:46:43] WheeljackDude : Arthur: Not the frying pan... NOT THE FRYING PAN!!
[01:48:08] @ A Lotta Moms : It explains why his butt's so darn swollen sometimes.



[01:49:59] WheeljackDude : Marina was playing hide and seek with Prunella, Nancy, and Helen....
[01:50:19] @ A Lotta Moms : She'll be seeking for quite some time.
[01:51:03] @ A Lotta Moms : Hopefully nobody decided to hide across the street.
[01:51:31] WheeljackDude : But since Marina was visually impaired, she'll have trouble finding her friends....
[01:54:11] @ A Lotta Moms : She'll overhear Harry Mills playing over behind the shed, and walk straight into the lion's den.
[01:54:23] @ A Lotta Moms : Poor girl.
[01:54:44] WheeljackDude : Prunella: Oh my god! Marina!
[01:55:25] @ A Lotta Moms : Prunie tries to run, but her leg muscles are so flimsy, she can't quite make it more than a few feet without collapsing.
[01:56:17] WheeljackDude : Nancy and Helen were around Marina's wounded corpse.
[01:56:24] @ A Lotta Moms : Smashing her head against the hard soil, she looks up and sees all the stars of the zodiac...
[01:56:32] @ A Lotta Moms : And can't stop pondering the secrets of the horoscope.
[01:56:39] WheeljackDude : Nancy: She's dead, Helen... She's dead!!
[01:57:10] @ A Lotta Moms : Helen: Oh, don't worry. She's always staring off into space aimlessly like that.
[01:57:37] WheeljackDude : Helen closes Marina's eyes.
[01:58:01] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna falls out of the tree, and right on top of Marina's limp body.
[01:58:08] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Sweet petunia!
[01:58:16] WheeljackDude : Nancy: Ladonna, what are you doing here?
[01:58:48] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Same thing ah always do. Bein' annoyin' and droppin' in where I'm not wanted.
[01:59:21] WheeljackDude : Nancy: Get out!
[01:59:59] @ A Lotta Moms : Harry Mills is still feasting on Marina's gall bladder.
[02:00:27] @ A Lotta Moms : Harry: Mmmm, nom nom...this's better n' a Harry Mills Special!

[02:00:30] WheeljackDude : The next day, Ladonna goes to Arthur's house by climbing through the window of his bedroom.
[02:00:53] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: What the HELL are you doing in my room?
[02:01:22] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: The same thing I always do.
[02:02:05] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur, having just gotten out of the shower, hurries up and tries to throw on his PJ's...
[02:02:25] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: What are you doing, Arthur?
[02:03:02] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Put a shirt on, Arthur.
[02:02:32] @ A Lotta Moms : But figures that her opinion doesn't really matter, so he stays half-dressed.
[02:03:48] @ A Lotta Moms : Since she's from Louisiana, and everyone knows that Louisianaians aren't real people.
[02:04:10] @ A Lotta Moms : They aren't even real bunnies.
[02:04:14] @ A Lotta Moms : They're hares, at best.
[02:04:25] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: By the way, I picked up some Popeyes chicken! You want some?
[02:04:34] @ A Lotta Moms : At best.
[02:05:39] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur reaches for a piece of chicken, but Ladonna scarfs the entire 10-piece bucket before he has time to extend his hand out 1.5 feet in front of him.
[02:06:19] WheeljackDude : Arthur: At least I get to lick the crumbs...
[02:06:33] WheeljackDude : Arthur licks the crumbs off the bucket.
[02:08:12] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna wasn't even that generous. She makes him lick the crumbs from out of her armpits instead.
[02:08:25] @ A Lotta Moms : And from her belly button.
[02:09:14] @ A Lotta Moms : If Arthur wants a taste a' that down home goodness, he's gonna have to get down an' dirty fer it!
[02:09:23] WheeljackDude : Arthur: *coughs* Tastes like powder!
[02:09:33] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: That's my deodorant.
[02:09:56] @ A Lotta Moms : Arthur: I didn't know you people wore deodorant.
[02:11:01] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: My mom wears a deodorant... Madison wore one....
[02:12:21] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: We like the Funky Skunk scent best.
[02:12:49] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: All's we gotta do is catch one a' them critters, pull up its tail, an give it a big ole' scare!
[02:13:06] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Lasts all day, cross mah heart.
[[02:15:19] WheeljackDude : Arthur: At least I get to eat the side dish... Mashed potatoes...
[02:15:35] WheeljackDude : Arthur eats all of Ladonna's mashed potatoes....
[02:16:54] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna proceeds to throw him down on the floor and stomp on his stomach
[02:17:13] @ A Lotta Moms : Until he pukes back up all the starchy white goodness.
[02:17:42] @ A Lotta Moms : Which she heartily reclaims as her own.

[02:19:01] WheeljackDude : The very next day, Ladonna is over at Buster's house.
[02:19:33] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: I also invited Maria over, Buster-boy.
[02:20:06] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria arrives, but nobody seems to notice she's there.
[02:20:08] @ A Lotta Moms : As usual.
[02:20:39] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Guess what? I bought 20 piece chicken down at Popeyes!
[02:20:52] WheeljackDude : Buster and Maria both lick their lips.
[02:21:48] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: I even got mashed potatoes... Macaroni and cheese... Cole slaw...
[02:22:19] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria's eyes immediately find the side of mac n' cheese.
[02:22:35] @ A Lotta Moms : She begins to breathe heavily.
[02:22:45] @ A Lotta Moms : Her nostrils flare.
[02:22:50] @ A Lotta Moms : Her pupils dilate.
[02:22:58] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Here, Buster... Have some mashed potatoes. I'll eat the coleslaw and the jambalaya.
[02:23:02] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria can restrain herself no longer.
[02:23:36] WheeljackDude : The three bunnehs begin to munch on the chicken and sides.
[02:23:47] @ A Lotta Moms : She boldly steps over Ladonna's meal, which was situated on the ground, stepping carelessly into the mashed potatoes.
[02:24:06] @ A Lotta Moms : Reaching out to grab a raw handful of mac n' cheese...
[02:24:20] @ A Lotta Moms : ...as if she's reaching for eternity...
[02:25:08] WheeljackDude : Maria: Tell me, Ladonna... Does it taste like Stouffer's? If not, I'm gonna sue Popeyes.
[02:25:48] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria takes in a mouthful.
[02:26:31] @ A Lotta Moms : Disappointed that it has a very faint blue cheese aftertaste to it that is not to be found in the less-tangy Stouffer's selection.
[02:26:51] @ A Lotta Moms : But she'll take what she can get...
[02:26:54] @ A Lotta Moms : ...and pout about it, later.

[02:26:56] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: I got sodas for each of you....
[02:27:07] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Buster, you get Coke...
[02:27:26] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: Maria, you get Barq's root beer...
[02:27:37] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster looks longingly at the coke bottle.
[02:27:38] WheeljackDude : Ladonna: And I got Fanta orange.
[02:28:13] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria's too caught up passing cheese sauce through her fingers to register what Ladonna just said to her.
[02:28:54] @ A Lotta Moms : Looking down at it like God staring into the handful of dirt from which he bore Adam.
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Re: Hide and Switch / Lick That Chickin'

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Thu Jul 09, 2015 4:59 pm

OMG ALM
Jane hit Arthur on the buttocks with a stove?
lol hence the bubble butt?
OUCH OUCH OUCH

Ladonna is......
wow uh
lost for words
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Re: Hide and Switch / Lick That Chickin'

Post by Kerry9Story on Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:03 am

wtf
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Re: Hide and Switch / Lick That Chickin'

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:05 am

Willow switch sis
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Re: Hide and Switch / Lick That Chickin'

Post by Kerry9Story on Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:22 am

shits wild
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Re: Hide and Switch / Lick That Chickin'

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:25 am

Yah i know. I want Alottamoms to come on so we can play switch with wheeljackdude heehee
Ladonna is probably used to getting her butt whipped
Down where shes from they switch
lol Arthur gets the hot pan on his ass ouch!!!
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Re: Hide and Switch / Lick That Chickin'

Post by Kerry9Story on Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:45 am

get theyre jolleys of im sure -_-
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Re: Hide and Switch / Lick That Chickin'

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:47 am

ouch!!
id die if i was switched, literally
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Re: Hide and Switch / Lick That Chickin'

Post by Kerry9Story on Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:51 am

jus say'n
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Re: Hide and Switch / Lick That Chickin'

Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:52 am

yeah i know Very Happy
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