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Post by A Lotta Moms on Sat Oct 25, 2014 5:24 pm

[14:07:13 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And here we are!
[14:07:24 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Okay, JAck. Get in here! Let's get this party started.
[14:07:54 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : lol
[14:08:35 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Okay. I'm here!
[14:08:46 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Heya
[14:08:52 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Hey.
[14:08:58 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Lke I said, we'll be hanging around here more from now on.
[14:09:19 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : So it's back to the good old days.
[14:09:55 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Molly: You said it, ALM...
[14:10:15 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : Back to the endless roleplay....
[14:10:35 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Haha
[14:10:58 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : We got the 40th member -- TheoDW.
[14:11:12 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Yes - and a welcome member he is!  Still downloading this PFB episode I purchased on Amazon...
[14:34:51 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : 14%...c'mon, hurry up, Buster.
[14:35:03 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : I think he fell asleep on the side of the freeway.
[14:37:47 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Maria and Ladonna try to wake up Buster on the side of the freeway.
[14:38:08 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Alas, he just lays there snoring.
[14:38:22 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : One semi and SUV after another whizzing by...
[14:38:46 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Nearly turning them all into bunnymush each time.
[14:39:37 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : At least Buster won't know what hit him.
[14:40:17 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Molly: Yep. They're dead.
[14:40:25 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Oh dear...



[14:41:12 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : At the funeral..
[14:41:26 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Sad
[14:41:35 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : Bitzi: MY BABBEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:41:38 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : I assume Molly was driving the semi that splattered them.
[14:41:50 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Nobody will be attending the funeral as all will be cremated and put in urns...
[14:42:23 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Bitzi just can't live without Buster.
[14:42:32 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : So she cherishes his ashes every morning.
[14:42:41 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Sparingly, mixing them in with her coffee.
[14:42:46 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Cisely hears the doorbell ringing. She answers it. It was the funeral diector.
[14:42:57 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Funeral Director: Mrs. Compson?
[14:43:42 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cisely: Get off mah porch, yankee scum!
[14:44:04 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Funeral Director: This is your daughter. She was killed on the road.
[14:44:15 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : The funeral director hands Cisely the urn.
[14:44:35 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Cisely: Ah, well...one less hooligan t' look after.
[14:45:13 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Funeral Director: (to Maria's mother) This is your daughter. She was killed on the road.
[14:45:41 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Like daughter like mother, Mrs. Maria's utterly speechless.
[14:47:05 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : Cisely got 4 kids she could do with one less!

[14:47:23 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : The very next day, school starts as usual without Buster, Maria, and Ladonna....
[14:47:44 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Too many rats on the rug, so to speak
[14:47:50 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn: We got some bad news, class...
[14:48:06 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Muffy: It sure smells nice in here, for once...
[14:48:11 25/10/14] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn: We lost three of my students...
[14:48:43 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Francine: I can actually hear myself think, now.
[14:49:05 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : The class cheers for the lack of Buster.
[14:49:20 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : That night, Arthur cries himself to sleep.
[14:50:13 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Brain: Now we won't have to shell out $50 a week on air freshener. Thank God, that was more than my family makes a week at the ice cream joint.
[14:51:28 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And proceeds to have a long string of dreams about fluffy white bunnehs hopping over a fence.
[14:51:37 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And disappearing off into a deep, dark forest.
[14:52:11 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Lundgren just hopped on. Perhaps he'll swing by.
[14:53:54 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : Scene fades out and opens up to Arthur waking up and walking downstairs. He opens the front door and walks outside to the treehouse.
[14:54:14 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : Walks around the house to the backyard
[14:54:34 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And finds D.W. waiting for him in the treehouse...wearing a pair of white bunny ears.
[14:55:33 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : Then, scene cuts to Arthur looking at pictures of he and Buster together..."My Heart Will Go On" playing in the background...
[14:56:00 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : Arthur: If only I had the chance to tell you how I feel, my love.
[14:56:28 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : He starts visiting Bitzi on a regular basis.
[14:56:41 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Hoping to catch a taste of her special morning brew.
[14:57:49 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : The cliches continue as Arthur gives Bitzi red roses.
[14:58:11 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Which leaves that inexplicably acquired aftertaste of rotten pizza and used underwear. I love you
[14:58:46 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : Arthur: (breaking down) IF ONLY I COULD TELL HIM HOW SPECIAL HE WAS TO ME
[14:59:00 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Some things never go away...even after a few hours in the furnace at 2000 degrees.

[15:00:03 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : At the age of 35, Arthur committed suicide. No one came to his funeral because everyone thought it was creepy for him to be chasing after a dead guy no one really liked anyway. Not even his family.
[15:00:54 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : D.W. shows up, wearing bunny ears.
[15:01:10 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : D.W.: Serves you right! I was here for you all along.
[15:02:01 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : She later found out that Arthur was planning to murder her right before he committed suicide, but unfortunately D.W. was out with friends that night and Arthur couldn't get her alone.
[15:02:12 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : As Francine struts by with Pal tagging along at her feet.



[15:02:27 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : The title music starts to play as the scene transitions into the show's new incarnation, with her as the main character.
[15:02:44 25/10/14] CMSAB11 : Lol
[15:03:01 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : And you can bet she has the biggest damn smile on her face she's ever had.
[15:04:01 25/10/14] @ A Lotta Moms : Out and proud as ever.
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Re: Bunnymush

Post by Francine Frensky on Fri Dec 19, 2014 7:49 pm

Now THAT'S a happy ending!
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