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Post by A Lotta Moms on Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:41 am

[02:06:58] WheeljackDude : Maria: Buster, keep your head up and do math! We're in class, you know!
[02:07:59] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster peeks under his desk, counting chewed gum wads...
[02:08:11] @ A Lotta Moms : Getting the count completely wrong.
[02:08:17] @ A Lotta Moms : Even though there are only three of them.
[02:09:19] @ A Lotta Moms : At the recess bell rings, he tries to stand up...
[02:09:37] @ A Lotta Moms : But is half-asleep and crashes back down onto his desk.
[02:09:53] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn: Looks like you're staying with me after school, because you didn't do you math, Buster...
[02:09:56] @ A Lotta Moms : Which collapses beneath him as he lays sprawled out on the floor.
[02:10:20] @ A Lotta Moms : Ratburn's eyes gleaming with ill intentions.
[02:11:05] @ A Lotta Moms : Ratburn ties strings to Buster's wrists and ankles.
[02:11:15] @ A Lotta Moms : Manipulating him like bunnypuppet.
[02:12:03] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn: Let me see who else will be my another bunnypuppet...
[02:12:07] @ A Lotta Moms : Making him leap up and dance, then grab a heavy vase and smash it against his head four or five times until it shatters.
[02:12:50] @ A Lotta Moms : Ratburn sticks his nose on the window, nefariously eying the happy schoolkids...
[02:13:16] @ A Lotta Moms : He proceeds to drive a sharp pencil in Buster's lower back.
[02:13:33] @ A Lotta Moms : Like an "off" button with no "on" switch.
[02:14:23] WheeljackDude : Maria and Ladonna break into Mr. Ratburn's class to save Buster...
[02:14:45] @ A Lotta Moms : They walk in, but Ratburn is nowhere to be found.
[02:15:13] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster's up on his feet furiously tapdancing like Gene Kelly.
[02:15:15] @ A Lotta Moms : This tune blaring loudly throughout the room and down the hallway:

[02:15:18] WheeljackDude : Maria: Buster? You okay? Did you do your math?
[02:15:30] @ A Lotta Moms : Swinging his arms around like a pinwheel
[02:15:45] @ A Lotta Moms : Yet, his face bears a look of sheer anguish.
[02:15:51] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster says nothing.
[02:16:01] WheeljackDude : Ladonna takes a textbook and whacks Buster on his head.
[02:16:23] @ A Lotta Moms : They notice clear strings extending up into the ceiling, and through the small holes in the grate.
[02:17:21] @ A Lotta Moms : It does little good. He continues to dance on to his bound misery.
[02:17:26] WheeljackDude : Maria takes the scissors and cuts the strings to free Buster.
[02:17:28] @ A Lotta Moms : And Ratburn's gleeful delight.
[02:19:10] @ A Lotta Moms : Buster collapses to the floor.
[02:19:20] @ A Lotta Moms : His head hitting the hard, uncarpeted floor.
[02:19:35] @ A Lotta Moms : He lays there limp, staring onward, moaning.
[02:19:37] @ A Lotta Moms : Unable to move.
[02:19:50] WheeljackDude : Both Maria and Ladonna scream in horror.
[02:19:50] @ A Lotta Moms : They look up and hear a ruckus from above.
[02:20:32] @ A Lotta Moms : The ceiling grate breaks asunder, and Ratburn comes crashing down on top of Ladonna.
[02:20:55] @ A Lotta Moms : In a string bikini, and nothing else.
[02:20:56] WheeljackDude : Maria: *screams* Ladonna!
[02:21:03] @ A Lotta Moms : Pie crumbs on his mouth and hands.
[02:21:13] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna tries to wiggle under his weight.
[02:21:25] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Git offa me, Yankee scum!
[02:21:30] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn: Looks like you're going to be my next bunnypuppet, Maria... *evil laughter*
[02:21:46] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna suddenly stops...
[02:21:58] @ A Lotta Moms : Smelling the sweet aroma of hot apple pah on Ratburn's body.
[02:22:51] @ A Lotta Moms : An proceeds to turn the struggle into a feast, lapping the crumbs off of his rather out-of-shape, middle-aged figure.
[02:23:19] @ A Lotta Moms : As he giggles gleefully at her ticklish tongue.
[02:23:38] @ A Lotta Moms : Like a Japanese School Girl.
[02:23:48] WheeljackDude : Then Mr. Ratburn ties the strings around Maria's wrists and ankles to become his second bunnypuppet.
[02:24:03] @ A Lotta Moms : His toes curling and his legs kicking playfully.
[02:24:10] @ A Lotta Moms : Maria: *gasp*
[02:24:36] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna, satisfied that she had her fill of pah, forgets that there's a serious problem transpiring and heads back out to enjoy what's left of recess.
[02:25:07] WheeljackDude : Mr. Ratburn puts a tape over Maria's mouth to make her quiet.
[02:25:44] @ A Lotta Moms : Out of sight, out of mind.
[02:26:25] @ A Lotta Moms : Tears stream down Maria's cheeks.
[02:26:28] WheeljackDude : Now Mr. Ratburn sees Buster lying on the floor with blood trickled from his forehead.
[02:26:54] @ A Lotta Moms : As Buster, paralyzed for life, continues to moan in a crumpled huddle.
[02:27:27] @ A Lotta Moms : Paralyzed until the Ratster of Puppets deems him once again worthy of animation.
[02:27:33] WheeljackDude : Ladonna manages to reach the phone to call 911.
[02:27:39] @ A Lotta Moms : Until then, it's into the toy box with him.
[02:28:12] @ A Lotta Moms : 911 Operator: Yes, what seems to be the emergency?
[02:28:22] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: Uhm...gosh, I done plum forgot!
[02:29:11] @ A Lotta Moms : Ladonna: But did I ever tell ya about the time...(she rattles on for 10 minutes with complete nonsense until the operator ends the call).
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Re: Bunny Puppets

Post by Snowth Poogle on Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:08 pm

You know, when I saw the thread title "Bunny Puppets,"... this wasn't what I was expecting... silent

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Re: Bunny Puppets

Post by A Lotta Moms on Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:24 pm

I'll admit, it turned out to be quite a spectacle.
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Re: Bunny Puppets

Post by Snowth Poogle on Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:11 pm

Isn't that what the Slums are all about, though?

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Re: Bunny Puppets

Post by A Lotta Moms on Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:50 am

That and exploding donkeys! clown
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