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Post by A Lotta Moms on Sun Nov 16, 2014 1:31 am

santa HO HO HO! santa

Thanks to his long-time devotion to the Slums and many excellent contributions to the Arthur community, let it be known that our good Slumbrother, Snowth Poogle, is hereby promoted to the long-elusive rank of Homeless Santa!  

As such, he'll have global moderating authority to help us update the forum, resolve issues, and help facilitate that wonderfully crazy atmosphere that makes this place such a barrel of monkeys!    

Congratulations!
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Post by Snowth Poogle on Sun Nov 16, 2014 11:30 am

Thank you, A Lotta Moms.

*Clears throat*

My fellow Slumbretheren, I would like to thank you for allowing me to become your Homeless Santa, I would also like to point out that as your Homeless Santa, I will do all that I can to help make sure that the Slums of Elwood City continues to run as a tight ship, and that it will also remain the kind of haven for all of us nutjobs!

*Audience doesn't pay much attention*

Yes, as your Homeless Santa, I intend to make sure that all your rights will be protected for all eternity... even if I have to write in blood!

BRAIN: Whoa! Who said anything about blood? That came out of nowhere!

Slumbretheren; as your Homeless Santa, I will make sure that all little sisters will not receive special treatment, and that they will face the consequences of their negative actions.

ARTHUR: Yes! Now D.W. will stop getting away with murder!

As your Homeless Santa, I will also ensure that everyone will receive an extra slice of Boston Cream Pie with their lunches, everyday!

BUSTER: *Tears* Finally... my dream has come true.

As your Homeless Santa, I will ensure equality amongst all; everyone will have the right to love who they want to love, and marry who they want to marry!

*Francine and Muffy grab each other, squealing in delight, before making out in their seats*

And I will put an end to bullying, and allow those who bully to find new ways to express themselves, so that others can get a better understand of them.

*The Tough Customers nod in satisfaction*

RATTLES: I like the sounds of that... I've always wanted to find other ways of expressing my true colors, I just never found the right way of doing so.

MOLLY: Shut up, I'm trying to listen to the speech.

And those with disabilities will not be shunned by society, and given a fair opportunity to make it in this world as their able-bodied peers!

*Marina, Carl, and Lydia cheer*

Yes my fellow Slumbretheren, as your Homeless Santa, I will help pave the way to the future... the future is looking bright for the Slums... err... I mean, the future is looking dark for the Slums! And as your Homeless Santa, I will do all I can to ensure the Slums stays on the right path to the future!

*Cheers and applause*

And now, my fellow Slumbretheren, I would like to take this moment to say a few words about... THE GREAT PUMPKIN!

AAAUUUUUUUUGGGHHH!!!

*Gets pelted with tomatoes*

*Jumps off soapbox, and runs off stage, as the audience boos and hisses*

BINKY: You gotta admit, he sure is a rousing speaker!

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Post by CMSAB11 on Sun Nov 16, 2014 1:35 pm

Hey, congratulations! You look great in red, Snowth. Razz
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Post by A Lotta Moms on Sun Nov 16, 2014 7:39 pm

Snowth Poogle wrote:
As your Homeless Santa, I will ensure equality amongst all; everyone will have the right to love who they want to love, and marry who they want to marry!

*Francine and Muffy grab each other, squealing in delight, before making out in their seats*

I knew we made the right choice. drunken
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Post by Snowth Poogle on Sun Nov 16, 2014 8:32 pm

Francine and Muffy start rolling around on the floor, because that's what it's for (quote taken directly from Steve Burns... y'know, the BLUE'S CLUES guy when he ended up becoming a musician after leaving the show), all the while Mr. Ratburn, Mr. Haney, and both the Frenskies and Crosswires turn several shades paler.

MOLLY: (Half smile) Actually... this is starting to get more and more interesting...

RATTLES: Yeah, I'm certainly feeling something...

D.W.: Why are Francine and Muffy hurting each other, Daddy?

DAVID: (Groans) This is going to be a long ride home...

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Post by Snowth Poogle on Thu Nov 20, 2014 4:06 pm

For my latest order of business, I hearby decree that fowlism will not be tolerated... we will diversify Elwood City! Ducks will be welcomed with open arms in Elwood, and they will have the opportunity to hold down a variety of jobs aside from manual labor!

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Sat Nov 22, 2014 9:50 am

Help keep the dream of a thousand ducks alive!
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Post by Kerry9Story on Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:06 pm

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Post by Snowth Poogle on Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:48 pm

I'm being doing my best to try and help out around here. I've done a little bit of pruning throughout the forum: any old 0-reply threads that were covered in layers of dust and cobwebs have been nuked (ironically, a number of them were mine... Sad ) There's also the odd thread here and there where I've found some one-word replies that didn't really contribute to the discussion (a bunch of "yeahs" and "okays" and such) that I cleaned up too - those, I'm not looking for, but if I come across them, I may do pruning.

I also found Pickles the Clown bound and gagged in the basement; when I freed him and asked who did this to him, he was struck with a poison dart before he could utter the name of the culprit, and fall to the floor... I have a feeling I know who the culprit is, but I don't want to cause a stir, so I may still investigate this myself...

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:07 pm

Sounds good - I do try to get to as many topics as I can in terms of providing a response (especially the interesting and thoughtful ones), but sometimes a few slip through the cracks due to my mind wandering into strange new territory half the time.

Anyway, keep up the good work!  Hopefully Cousin Mo, John Morris, Walter, and the rest of our forgotten loved ones will turn up with a little digging...unless Freddy already got to them, that is.


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Post by Snowth Poogle on Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:02 pm

A Lotta Moms wrote:unless Freddy already got to them, that is.
Aha! His guilty conscience made him confess!

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Post by FreddyFunBuckets on Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:05 pm

*HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK*

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Post by Snowth Poogle on Mon Dec 15, 2014 8:13 pm

So, it was you who tried to dispose of Pickles... and it was you who molested Maria and then framed Bailey the Butler for it... and it was you who apparently buried Cousin Mo, Mr. Morris, and Walter Deer alive and we didn't even know about it! And what's that sticking out your pocket? *Grabs paper* Holy schiznitz! Assassination plots against Mr. Ratburn and Mr. Haney... kidnapping plots against to send Arthur, Buster, and Binky to work for underground military organizations, and to send Brain to work for the C.I.A. and to send Francine and Muffy to child labor factories in the Middle East, and to send D.W. to some kind of a far East Asian torture chamber (okay, that one would be a service to us all), and to send Marina and Maria to child sex slavery, and... oh... wow... some unmentionable intentions for Molly...

That does it... call in AHHHNOLD!!!



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Post by A Lotta Moms on Mon Dec 15, 2014 8:22 pm

Ow...my head...don't remember...a...thing...

Wait, why am I wearing face paint?  And who's that bare-chested, leather-clad beefmongrel standing over me?  I thought my gay porn contract ended sometime last month!  This wasn't part of the deal!  SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!
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Post by Snowth Poogle on Mon Dec 15, 2014 8:25 pm

*Mr. Puffy descends from the heavens like a giant moldy green marshmallow*

MR. PUFFY: Not so fast, Wax Face!

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:25 am



Mr. Puffy, I can't tell you how long I've been waiting! Oh, how I've dreamt of your cushy warm embrace, of sliding down those swollen green flubberlumps like a Jolly Green Giantslide...  Oh, take me!  Take me, you fool!  Take me away from this world of pain!  alien
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Post by Snowth Poogle on Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:18 pm

*The CastleRock logo jingle plays at an incredibly slow speed, as Mr. Puffy ascends back into the heavens with Moms*

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Post by Kerry9Story on Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:27 pm

gettin his jolleys off im sure -_-
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Post by Snowth Poogle on Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:05 pm

On a serious note, I've been coming across the occasional duplicate or snowclone thread around here, so I've been taking the liberty of merging threads as necessary, so that way, we don't have multiple threads lying around that discuss the same topic.

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:23 pm

Excellent!  I'll do some merging myself if I come across anything similar.
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Post by Snowth Poogle on Sun Apr 12, 2015 12:10 pm

Just letting everybody know in case you may notice a change in your post count, I spent the morning pruning up the forum again, as I occasionally do: any older/outdated threads that have 0 replies (and there were a number of them) from months past have been removed to help keep clutter down.

Also, because we had two different threads that were basically regarding Maria's upcoming episode, I merged them into one big Super Maria thread which you can access here:
http://theslumsofelwood.forumotion.com/t540-your-thoughts-maria-getting-her-own-episode#6429

So, go back to your lives citizens.

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Sun Apr 12, 2015 9:55 pm

Smashing good work, as always!  With all the pruning going on, I'm sure Prunie would be proud.  And yes, I acknowledge how completely corny that just was.  Razz
In other news, despite popular opinion, I'm still quite alive.  I'll be getting back into the swing of things soon enough, too.
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Post by Snowth Poogle on Sun Apr 12, 2015 10:05 pm

Wonderful, wonderful, looking forward to having you back in the groove, chief!

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Post by ArthurFrancineFan on Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:32 pm

Prunie would indeed approve of your pruning

Because you like em ^-^ I do ship these two

Very good work says Marina and Prunella Very Happy Very Happy
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