The Mac and Cheese Argument

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The Mac and Cheese Argument

Post by WheeljackDude on Mon Dec 29, 2014 7:47 pm

[00:22:16 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: Fern, if you have eaten Kraft macaroni and cheese, I got some bad news... I read the ingredients and it contains Yellow 5 and Yellow 6. They're not good for you.
[00:26:09 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: so? Persimonnanmy glitchet never wrote about it being bad
[00:28:13 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: When we're going to the supermarket, you are NOT going to by Kraft anymore. Buy Annie's instead.
[00:28:45 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : http://www.annies.com/products/mac-cheese
[00:29:36 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: but I love my Kraft dinner
[00:29:54 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: can I have both?
[00:30:16 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: No. You will going to buy and eat Annie's mac and cheese.
[00:31:00 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: You can't make me mom!
[00:31:23 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Few days later, they enter the supermarket. Before they enter the door, Doria has a lecture with Fern.
[00:31:49 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: Remember, you are NOT buying Kraft anymore. Buy Annie's, because it's organic.
[00:33:07 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: Okay mom... ill do what you say
[00:33:33 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern:But maybe I can write a letter to kraft to take yellow 4 and yellow 5 out of their food, so I can eat it again
[00:33:52 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : After going through few aisles, they went to the pasta aisle.
[00:34:27 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Fern is looking through all the boxes of Annie's mac and cheese.
[00:34:30 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: mom, Kraft dinner!
[00:34:52 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: hmmmmm i guess this standard one will suffice, mom are you sure I can't get kraft?
[00:35:20 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: I told you, buy Annie's.
[00:35:44 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Fern sees a box of Annie's mac and cheese with Arthur's face on the box.
[00:35:48 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: ok...
[00:36:02 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: Mom, arthur's famous
[00:37:02 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: (sees a Kraft mac and cheese in the shopping cart) Fern! You put that back on the shelf right now, young lady!
[00:38:01 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: but mom, it's my favorite, is yellow 4 and yellow 5 really so bad?
[00:38:51 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria frustratingly puts the Kraft mac and cheese back on the shelf and puts this -- http://www.annies.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bluebox_25th_front.png -- in the shopping cart.
[00:39:25 24/12/14] @ Rummy : fern: hmm, it's festive, okay mom, ill try it
[00:40:24 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria also puts this -- http://www.annies.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/MacCheese_BerniesFarm_CR___.png -- in the shopping cart.
[00:40:56 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: (berated) If you ever put even one box of Kraft mac and cheese, I'll bust your little ass! Now stop!
[00:41:02 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: Kraft makes better animal shapes mom!
[00:41:28 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: okay mom, but if I don't like it, can i please have kraft again?
[00:42:06 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: Let me put it this way... No.
[00:43:09 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: But what can I have if i don't like Annies?
[00:44:05 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : These are the current mac and cheese box. The festive box was a year ago. http://heavenlyhomemakers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/annies_mac_and_cheese.jpg
[00:44:23 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: You will eat Annie's and like it!
[00:44:57 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: okay mom, it's just so boring looking, kraft has style at least
[00:45:51 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: (going through Kraft mac and cheese boxes) Spongebob? How to train your dragon? Ninja Turtles?
[00:46:09 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: See mom? Fun!
[00:46:59 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: These are NOT from my childhood. And the Ninja Turtles are NOT the ones I grew up with. I grew up with that old cartoon show -- https://31.media.tumblr.com/ed10a431f4955c8ab5a1bd3be74e1cc8/tumblr_inline_ms3991iWrp1qz4rgp.jpg
[00:47:59 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: (reads the ingredients on the Kraft mac and cheese box) Yep. Yellow 5 and 6. They're not good for you.
[00:49:06 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: How do you know mom?
[00:50:55 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: This website -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartrazine
[00:51:15 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: (continued) and this -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunset_Yellow_FCF
[00:52:01 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: okay I understand mom, this is just like the big boss bars
[00:52:26 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: Thank you for looking at for me, but it hasn't hurt me so far, so why would it now!
[00:52:30 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : And soon afterwards, Doria and her daughter are having an arguement between Annie's and Kraft.
[00:53:53 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: Can we go now? Our frozen foods are starting to melt and our milk is starting to curdle!
[00:54:12 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: Mom! I love kraft and I will not accept anything less than kraft!
[00:55:59 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern:I don't want to leave without a box of kraft mom
[00:56:57 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: Sorry, I put Annie's mac and cheese in the box. Now, we're going to the cashier and leave. I don't want our milk to curdle!
[00:57:14 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: (continued) and the frozen foods to melt!
[00:57:24 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : in the cart*
[00:57:59 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria goes to the checkout while Fern was still in the pasta aisle.
[00:58:25 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: I bet she won't notice if I just replaced the insides of the boxes
[00:58:43 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: Why does mom have to force annies on me? I love kraft!
[00:58:49 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: I guess I can give it a try
[00:59:01 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: Let's go, Fern!
[00:59:10 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: coming mom!
[00:59:22 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern walks to her mom
[00:59:51 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : After Doria paid for shopping, she is still mad at Fern as she puts all the food in the trunk. Fern gets in the back seat.
[01:00:24 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : After Doria gets in the car, Fern sees her mom's angry face in the rear-view mirror.
[01:00:25 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: mom are you still mad at me for what happened inside the store?
[01:01:02 24/12/14] WheeljackDude : Doria: Yes. You misbehaved once again. I told you not to do that.
[01:01:49 24/12/14] @ Rummy : Fern: but mom, you sprung this whole not getting kraft thing on me at the store, I always wanted kraft and kraft onkly
[01:01:53 24/12/14] @ Rummy : only
[01:02:39 24/12/14] @ Rummy : in the car after the shopping mart

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Re: The Mac and Cheese Argument

Post by Kerry9Story on Wed Dec 31, 2014 7:12 pm

man thats wild
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