Where's that Luigi?

ok.

Who is better?

We're all the same in God's eyes, he made us like that cause I guess he's a man and blows jollies off of seeing us naked and giving us all this shit we never asked for.  My sister says God's a woman, right, like a woman would let this kind of crap happen.     

Do you hate men?

Not really if you mean each one by himself and not when he's getting his globs off or shoving a bottle down my throat so i can be his pincushion playdoll when i cant even remember what happened and what party it was or even feeling it I just woke up in the back while my so called life friends are in Meijers getting some shit. Im in the back of the damn car with the backswing like totaly open laying there in some old green rag blanket in the gas station area with damn old people looking at me. I DONT HATE MEN JUST THEIR LAWSthat say i can't even make a rape crisis claim cause i can't rmemeber who it happened with or where Tommy and Donna took me and now they won't say anything about anything so there it is, yeah i hate men who made this happen but not everyone.

You don't hate me?

no!

Ok.Do you like the military?

Not really but i tried to talk to a guy from the Navy when he came to our school but he said i can't get in unless I take an ASVAB test when I'm a senior, and even then I'm too goddamn fat and eve if i was skinny i cant get in if i'm gonna have a baby so I'm doublefucked.

You can so,actually.You'd just have to tell the recruiter of your child,and it'd be listed as a dependent.At least,that's how I think it works...

ASVAB? Tons of practice tests and help books out there.Piece a cake.Too fat? Get a good exercise regimen going on.

The ASVAB is pretty easy if you've been through high school and paid attention. Bionic is absolutely right - take practice tests and prepare for it. It's easy, bu still take it seriously - it's a key factor in whether you get a great military job/MOS that can lead to high-pay jobs later, or a lousy job that nobody wants where you're treated like crap and hate every second of your life.

Did somebody say cake? Mr. Ratburn has something to say about that.

Hush.He'll hear you.

I'm sure he wants the brownie cake.

No,he wants him some chocolate cake.He gives the brownie cake to his pet fish.

Cakes cakes cakes, does the man ever eat any savory bread? Garlic bread is pretty good.

I'm sure he'd like something unsavory to increase his toughness every once in a while.

Perhaps stainless steel nails, sans screws.

Nigel deliberately made his roof collapse so he could move in with Davey Sugarcakes and feast on his sweet delights.

Now that whole episode makes sense...that,or he wanted to steal Jane from Dave.

Dave wouldn't much mind, I'd imagine.  Jane's pretty much just a meal ticket for him.  Given how hammered she can get on a fine Spring day, she'd be an easy target for a home invader...and probably wouldn't remember much of what happened anyway.    Despite his wife's incredible figure, Dave's only real passion is in the kitchen.

Come to think of it,there should be an episode dealing with divorce.

They theoretically dealt with it in the Big Fight episode.  The divorce never actually materialized, but I think it did pretty accurately handle how kids can perceive separation and the breaking up of their family.  The lasting effects of divorce are sometimes handled with Buster's situation, specifically in the episode about Father's Day and the pilot for Postcards from Buster.  

I'd like to see an episode that deals with an actual death, although I admit it's unlikely that will happen due to the somewhat tame nature of the show.  Aside from Spanky and MacGrady's brush with a deadly illness, the concept of mortality has never really been dealt with as fully as it was in, say, the Mr. Hooper's Death episode of Sesame Street.  I have the feeling the show would handle it very realistically, given its track record in accurately and meaningfully portraying so many other situations.

If that episode did materialize,I think they would kill off Grandpa Dave.I mean,he does have Alzheimer's,after all.