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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by Kerry9Story on Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:28 pm

thats how it always was and it always was.
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Post by BionicBunny on Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:30 pm

Some things never change.

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Post by Kerry9Story on Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:30 pm

so i guess now I'm moderator of Pregnant?  wtf?   Question Question Question whatever.
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Post by BionicBunny on Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:33 pm

It seems Mr.Moms has awarded you with a special user rank.I'd ask him why,though,Rummy may have done it.

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Post by Rummy on Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:30 pm

A fitting rank I'd say!
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Post by BionicBunny on Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:36 pm

Ranks are fun.

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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by Nope on Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:52 pm

Hooray for pregnancy!  cat 

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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by BionicBunny on Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:58 pm

Will the real JAO93 please stand up?

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Post by Nope on Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:04 pm

Oh yes. I stand, and shall continue to make my presence known on this splendid forum...  alien 

And with that, let's all rise for Kerry's theme song.


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Post by BionicBunny on Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:06 pm

What are the lyrics to her theme song?

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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by Nope on Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:21 pm

Sing it with us now!

Youtube video wrote:LYRICS:
Yeah! Yeah!

When I'm out to shop, people be lookin' like I'm about to pop
I step to the beat, walking down the street in maternity, yea
This is how I roll, belly band pants with a fold
Gained a few pounds yeah that's fo' sho'
This belly butter makes me glow yo

Ahh Girl look at my belly (x3)
I-I-I pig out
Ahh Girl look at my belly (x3)
I-I-I pig out

Now my stomach has dropped, yeah this is what I see, ok
A circular round thing eclipsing my feet
I got baby on the way and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm pregnant and I know it (x2)

Then I start to ball, my old wardrobe won't fit at all
And when I start to squeeze, I hear quick rip then feel a breeze (what?)
Guess my hips have grown, still got 6 more weeks to go
I wake up in the morning and I'm feeling sick
Tightening up from the Braxton Hicks
Whahh!

Ahh Girl look at my belly (x3)
I-I-I pig out
Ahh Girl look at my belly (x3)
I-I-I pig out

When I finally fall asleep, my leg begins to cramp
Got a fetus in my belly, and Tums by my lamp
I pee my pants when I sneeze and I'm so afraid blow it, blow it, blow it, blow it (achoo!)

I'm pregnant and I know it
Ay!
I'm pregnant and I know it
Check it out! (x2)

Waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, yeah
Waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, yeah
Waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, yeah
Waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, yeah
Do the waddle girl
I do the waddle girl

Yeah!
I'm pregnant and I know it

Hey!
Yeah!

Ahh Girl look at my belly (x3)
I-I-I pig out
Ahh Girl look at my belly (x3)
I-I-I pig out

I'm pregnant and I know it

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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by A Lotta Moms on Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:42 pm

I have to admit fellas, I'm the one who got Kerry pregnant this morning.  Sorry Kerry, you were just so overwhelmingly pregnant, it had to happen.  But rejoice!  Many a user here would kill for a special forum rank, which we hand out only to our most very completely entirely pants-shittingly over-the-top batshit insane members.   clown   

Consider it our way of saying we love you.  I love you 
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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by BionicBunny on Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:44 pm

Lotta,Kerry tried to join the Navy.

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:48 pm

I'd recommend the Chair Force.  It's hard to move around a lot when you're pregnant.
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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by BionicBunny on Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:50 pm

My grandpa was an M.P. in the Air Force.He even met John F. Kennedy himself.

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:04 pm

Wow. I used to work with an ex-Marine who was one of the Silent Guard for the Reagan Administration. He was around the Gipper quite often. I'm sure he had his work cut out for him trying to track down all those brain cells he kept spilling all over the place during the end of his second term.
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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by BionicBunny on Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:10 pm

Wow.Reagan himself....I believe Grampa's J.F.K. story goes like this:
He was on Air Force One with him.JFK came up to him and said,"Hey,will you talk for me?I like to hear southern people talk." Grampa:"Sir,you sure are a good man."
He was even in a picture on a HISTORY CHANNEL documentary about JFK's assissanation last year.All true,I tell ye.

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Post by Kerry9Story on Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:05 pm

So they wont let me join up if i cant finish high school because of this shit but if it gets me away from this crap then I'm going in anyway, I'll just make shit up and get in like i did before.
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Post by BionicBunny on Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:56 pm

You're a veteran?

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Post by Kerry9Story on Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:08 pm

No I mean how I got onto the volleyball team during middle school. I said i was on the team earlier in the year and there was another coach so nobody noticed or didn't care. Sorry, i should have said it wasn't the Navy.
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Post by BionicBunny on Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:32 pm

That's ok.But the military will gladly accept you just the way you are as long as you've never done anything illegal.

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Post by Kerry9Story on Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:03 pm

Well maybe I just dont want some angry bear screming into my face because I need sleep or forget my backpack or something.  I always forget my shit at school anyway, hopefully its not as important on a ship where everythings in a locker anyway so i dont see the reason for them to be that way.  SO ANYWAY I went and tlaked to the priest and hes not so bad after all really, I guess he gave up on boys or lost his jollies in books or whatever, he's got like a gajillion books on his wall about life and how to live it right so maybe he really DOES live it right.  So maybe if he lives it right then I can live it right if he knows the way to live it right, I just wish he'd tell me the way out but he just said something about how I need to get work at the grocer cause it's safer than McD's.  You think I should?  Question
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Post by BionicBunny on Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:05 pm

You get better pay at a grocery store.

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Re: I'm pregnant

Post by Kerry9Story on Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:09 pm

I'll do it!
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Post by BionicBunny on Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:31 pm

I wish you the best in your career!

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