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Post by Kerry9Story on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:49 pm

So today I quit McShitburger and guess what?  Bob said I cant quit because I didnt give notice but i don give a crapi just told himm to eat a shitburger and I'm not gonna go in tonight but now they said i cant get paid if I dont work or go in.  HOW CAN THIS BE LEGAL???  Whatever, so I went and met the guy at Kroger who knows Kinley and he said i can start in 2 weeks so now I guess i'll just blob it out in the sun and do nothing till I start so maybe I can go with Linda to another state where i can get my goddamn tummytuck and be happy again cause god i hate my life right now.
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Post by BionicBunny on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:50 pm

Well,it looks like things are looking up.

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Post by Kerry9Story on Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:05 pm

god I hate this shit, now i cant even go lay in the goddamn sun cause there's DOG SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!  Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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Post by BionicBunny on Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:07 pm

On second thought...

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:38 pm

At least the lawn is well-fertilized.  Cool
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Post by BionicBunny on Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:42 pm

What's a lawn?

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Post by A Lotta Moms on Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:46 pm

The thing that gets mowed.
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Post by BionicBunny on Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:51 pm

The lawn is a rabbit.

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Post by Nope on Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:41 pm

Well that stinks.

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Post by BionicBunny on Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:52 pm

I want to see JAO93 take off his hat.

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Post by Nope on Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:06 pm

During a freak accident at the Crunch Cereal factory, my hat was permanently fused to my head with the aid of superglue and corn starch.  What a Face What a Face 

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Post by Kerry9Story on Sat Apr 05, 2014 3:40 pm

i hate myself
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Post by Kerry9Story on Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:43 pm

so i plop my fat ass on the scale and now I'm 230.  fuck this, I'mma have another Snickers.
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Post by BionicBunny on Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:49 pm

The tears on my pillow...

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Post by Kerry9Story on Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:01 pm

least its not barf like i wake up with cause I'm too goddamn cramped to get to the sink or toilet half the time.  Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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Post by BionicBunny on Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:03 pm

Do you go to school?

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Post by Kerry9Story on Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:06 pm

not since superman died.
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Post by BionicBunny on Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:12 pm

Ok.Do you still work at McDonalds?

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Post by Kerry9Story on Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:25 pm

No. I went to get my check and Bob woun't even say anything to me cause I didn't go in last week but I told him I quit so he can eat a shitburger for all i care.  so i ask Ed and Angie where my check is cause Bob's being a butt and they say to do around the counter and get it from the other side, right?  so i go round the counter and try to get it from the other side but then suddenly i have to goddamn wait until the customers are done AND THE LINE'S GOING OUT THE GODDAMN DOOR FOR GODS SAKE, so i say i'm not doing this shit and go back around and just take it.  Bob the butt starts yelling and i go out back then next thing i know I'm in back behind the place by the dumpster and I lose my shit  and cry BUT I GUESS NO BODY CARES SO I DONT CARE ANYMORE EITHER.
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Post by Nope on Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:30 pm

Snickers satisfies.

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Post by BionicBunny on Wed Apr 09, 2014 3:55 pm

Twix is better.

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Post by Nope on Wed Apr 09, 2014 3:58 pm

Well I usually prefer Dove chocolates these days. A good Mallo Cup is always appreciable too.

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Post by BionicBunny on Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:21 pm

Chocolate chocolate yum yum

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Post by BionicBunny on Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:44 pm

Kerry,I checked out some of your animations.They are really good! Ever thought of becoming an animator?

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Post by Kerry9Story on Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:48 pm

thx but if its the ones on YT then I only did the older ones cause that candy ass jakced my password and name and all my shit and prolly is trying to get a job with my work now and says he made it.  I'll prolly make more soon with a new account cause i guess thats all I can do. Yeah I'd love to work in animation but its full of thiefs I bet.
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